Comedy: Tell Em I am Wrong

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Please tell em
Please tell me
I am wrong
Wrong about all of it

Sometimes I GET REVIEWS LIKE
YOU SUCK
FUCK OFF
DO
DO
DO
FUCKING MAGIC
IDIOT
DO A MAGIC TRICK

YEAH YEAH
FUCK OFF

Have you seen the new hotel bathrooms, have seen one of those.
With toilets automatical seats opening...
OH WHOA
GEEZ

She is dresses like whore
Definetly daddy issues
Walks like a bitch
And now you are going
I AM NOT A BITCH!???

She wants validation
Fuck it
I am gonna starve her
TOTAL 100% Ignore

I have boner
Not fucked for a quite a while whats with withholding sex?
Whats happening?
Sex withhold
Is this some kinda a bus old fuck party?

Its a covid19
Party
Its anniversary party

Close the fucking door
Idiot
It just makes me mad when I enter the WC
THIS SHOWROOM
AND THE DOOR IS OPEN
WHAT THE FUCK

So bitch you are smiling other PEOPLE'S KID
OH GOD
SO DISGUSTING
I HOPE YOU DIE FROM AIDS
ONE KID?
TWO?
ALRIGHT
5?
6?
8?
ARE YOU MAD?
OR SOME KINDA BABY FACTORY
CONGRATS FOR BEING LAZY FUCK AND NOT USING PROTECTION PORTFOLIO

Comedy: Unhappy Fuck

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I had a sandwich recently
I AM UNHAPPY FUCK

OH
OH
GIVE ME A BREAK
PEOPLE ARE SHIT STAIN

OH BOY
OH BOY
CAN YOU IMAGINE
I AM AT THAT LEVEL WHERE I ASK PEOPLE OUT OF MY TOWN ABOUT LOCATIONS... DESTINATIONS IN MY OWN
CITY
WHERE I AM LIVING MOST OF MY LIFE TIME

Rape me please, rape me please
I love pain give me more
I want pain
Its awesome when it hurts
Its meaningless without getting hurt...
You need
You must to
I hope I die while I am sleeping

I had a conflict which just kill our relationship with my GF
It sounds like a journey with a station which found its end.

Youth has been wasted
People who fuck are the people who hold the secret the longest, getting hurt is what we call a station which has been final.
Deported
Reporters all day report but old folks keep secrets.

Right now amazing sex is happenning
Everything great is going while we are like receptors if pimp generation.

Please excuse me for being such a horrible person.
I have been just the shitties person!

Recently I had chance to watch soccer, its a shit show.
I almost died
Cold
No food
Watching dumb idiots playing with the ball.
IF YOU ARE FAN AND YOU ARE CROWD FROM THE SEATS
FIND A JOB

Comedy: PicKuOp

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Its not PICK UP
YOU GOT IT WRONG

VACINATED?
NOT REALLY GOING OVER THERE
OVER THAT TOPIC!

I feel like I came out of
Pool of shit!

They say that HUMANS
I MEN MANKIND ARE THE TOP OF THE CHAIN
BUT THE COCKROACHES WITHOUT Head lives 9 days without head.
Mice regenerate their kidneys
FOR FUCK SAKE HOW FAR DOES IT GETS

She doesn't care!

Early wake up makes you happy in generally
FUCK OFF!

Oh boy right now most of you hate me...
I am going grand oil in shit.

Два изрода са се ебали за деца
ДЕБИЛИ

Life is similar to a fetish but with a dead leg included.
Yeah yeah... yammering jabbering jaba java vaccination the whole idea its some dumb moronic. Thats my opinion don't take my words for it, do your research.

People I MEAN THE NEW GENERATION THEY SUCK
THE OLD GENERATION ALMOST GREAT BUT WHEN I SEE THEIR FACES
I am gonna puke

Its awful
Disgusting
And definetly distasteful I am doing some mind maps, but fuck it.
I hope some folks end up in hell.

Comedy: Tell Em About

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Yah
Yay
Yay
Tell em What a lazy fuck you are

Oh fuck its time for toilet ..
I hate it when it ends up like a brisket out of baking soda.

Relationship
Its like a poop
You have em
But deep down you say
I HOPE IT STOPS

Are you out of your minds?
Ugly girls tease em, screw up their self esteem
Thats how it works with them
Beautiful girls just silence and ignore
She is going to go moral bankruptcy.

Also are you out of your mind
Not phone number game,but social media
You sound like
You have definetly problems with getting laid!

I feel like a left out broken soul
No sex
I have 36 Year Old GF
She is a sex holder

Remind me for red pill without signs
Oh boy
Oh boy
What a bitch

69%... Reminds for 69... Yeah I do massage, I am getting massively sexual, but she is a such time waster, bitch.
I hope this MILF DIES OUT OF AIDS
LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH
UGLY WHORE

There is a reason its homemade
It tastes like shit
It smells like shit
It looks like shit
I AM NOT GONNA EAT IT
SICK FUCK

You got food fetish
For real...
Really???
You feed me up
And watch my dick going pulsing like a car crash.

Relationship
Marriage
Are just rusted covered up blow ups.

Its early morning
I feel like shit
My past was with prostitute
I am anxious
Depressed
Derailed as fuck!

Yeah yeah people play games
And go like children
The same goes about my new GF
36 YEAR OLD BITCH
WHICH SHE IS LIKE USED CARS

I have a question bitch...
AFTER HAVING ALL THIS PARTY
RIGHT NOW YOU CHOOSE TO GO SEATLE
REALLY?
YOU USED UP
BROKEN TOY

I hate girls I mean girls who are ladies late 40s and going like...
"WHERE ARE ALL THE NICE GUYS
THEY ARE FUCKING PROSTITUTES
MEEE TOOO"

Comedy: Food

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Some food is like jack hacked shit.
Some people are all FOR LET THE OLD FOLKS LIVE
I HAVE OPINION ABOUT THEM
LET EM DIE

We don't need them
Useless
Pile of shit
Have you lately been around old person, he smells like shit.
He has zero hygine.
He is like a Kryptonite for humans
LETS SCARE THE HUMANS

I hate shitty food
I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE GO AS
"I AM BUSY"
NO YOU ARE NOT WACK HACKED PILE OF WHITE SHIT

Politics, I listen to it, just boost my inner self esteem.
I have horrible childhood
It starts with paintful neglect
AND THIS FOR NOW IS 15 MINUTES MORE MATERIAL
I PUT MYSELF INTO FACE OF REJECTION JUST TO GET BUNCH OF COMEDY BITS

Some people prepare themselves, like this over there fuck. But me, my childhood sucks, imagine that type of engine.

GOOD FOR YOU
YOU SICK GOOF

I am bible belt atheist!

WHY YOU JUST DON'T BLOCK ME
HYBRID FUCK
CAN YOU IMAGINE TODAY I WAS SUPPOSSED TO HAVE TWO DATES
RIGHT NOW ZERO DATES
AND JACKING OFF

I am like a walking pile of devasted goose fuck.
SHE HAS PRIVILLIGE TO USE ME
TO IGNORE ME
TO DON'T REPLY
TO ABUSE ME
TO FUCK AROUND
AND YEAH THEY GO WITH THE MOTTO RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE BETTER
GOOD FOR YOU
GOOD FOR YOU

Comedy: PBlowjob

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

We've got annoying old bastards
Annoying mom
Self egoistical sis
And the list goes on with all the second hand schmuck actors.

I hate it when I need to think about it, I have over the top guilt.

I had a beautiful chat with my lovely dysfunctional mom
SHE SAID
WHERE I AM GOING OPEN MIC
PARTICIPATION
WILL THEY PAY YOU?
NO
THATS WHERE WE ALL STARTED
THEN DON'T GO
We have connection with her yesterday she aborted my lovely babies, sperms with tail.

Have you been lately watching Food Network
There are dishesh which are like shit
We got "LA Bombe"
Which is a dish which called a desert, if we need to be honest its a typical pooop.

Beef Stew its like you put inside all inside expired PRODUCTS
AND KEEP EATING
KEEP EATING

Some food looks like isis
ITS BLOODY
ITS DISGUSTING
AWFUL

Grilled cheese
YOU EAT THAT
REALLY???
YOU GO OUTSIDE AND EAT THAT
ARE YOU NORMAL???
ARE YOU?

Sometimes I am just anxious, depressed and my life sucks.
Lets face the facts!

Some people have horrible tradions with shit
With fucking shit???
DO I CARE?
DO I REALLY WANT IT?
NAAH
Shut up
Shut up
Bloody bastards, you ain't funny.

Sometimes I hope my friends die out of disease.
I don't want it inside on my bread!
Alright...
I don't want it
I fucking don't want

Spider on sticks
Fried dog
Fuck off
Are you mad?

AA people are screw up people
Their life sucks its not about sex its about LETS FACE REALITY

Sorry,but I hate you
I am not funny
BIG DEAL
BIG DEAL
SHUT UP AND KNOW YOUR PLACE

He is like pile of forgotten pile of shit

(Irish Accent)
He trust humanity
AND LIFE
AND ONE DAY LIFE FUCKS HIM OVER
HE NEVER EXPECTS IT

Comedy: Learning

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I started learning pick up right now I FEEL
SQUISH, SMASH AND WHOOPED

The Red Cowboy is dead...
BIG DEAL
RED COSTUME GUY
NOT EVEN A PIRATE
FULL ON RETARD
JUST FULL FUCKING ON
OLD AS FUCK

Who is even buying coffe for 50 bucks?
Lv or whatever the cost is it, WHO IS DOING IT?

The student years are shit
It tastes like shit
It looks like shit
The MOTTO IS
GO BUST EAT, CRASH AND SMASH SHIT

Special message Yo Messiah Don, fuck off you screw wissle hack.

I have a new idea to start getting in the bus before busy traffic of people and sit in one place and enjoy misery of students.

Yeah, yeah ... hashish... the girl from the street dissapointed from people big deal.

Most movies are shit
Just shit
Shit
Shit
Fucking bag of shit!

YOU LOSE
I WIN
FUCKOOO

Lawyer, really???
You are fucktard with a cap!

Yeah yeah my mom fuck that whore
FUCK THAT WHORE
MORE BAG OF DICKS SHE HAS SAW THAN I WILL SEE PUSSY

God likes to play games the last game we played was hide n seek, my parents neglected me and since then zero pussy.

I started reading a book about astrophysics
Here are two words

Shit
And
Rainy
Why two words because how do you call a child with no parents at all?
Just a semen lost in a swimming pool.

This guy gave me some kinda validation
Here is the thing,no jokes at all!

I have parents, jack daniels is my father.
I call him father jack
And my mon after shock
Its ooo AAAAA
SHOCK DYNASTY

Is this the new way of dating
Like all my photos
Validate me
And I will be with you
WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

Multi level tasking, managing,
Some kinda sick fuck
Telling me what to do on telly

Comedy: Started

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I have started watching HISTORY OF SWEARING TV SHOW
AND INTERNATIONAL STUDENT
Both are great for binging.
And funny
And better
I am comparing to somebody in this room but I have seen shitty comics.

Right now I see myself.
I know whats the feeling somebody to hang out with me!
I am like a brat, annoying and whinny.
I know how I look in the mirror
Tall and shitty ride.

"GO OUT WITH ME"
To see, feel and touch how shitty I am as person
People suck
I suck
My mom sucks
My grandparents sucks
Siblings dinners sucks
We live in era in which if its not fast, quick and takes too much time it sucks.


You need to live, been in hell
To be funny thats how life of funny man goes.

(CHINESE ACCENT)
Be funny man... be funny, come on funny man tell a joke.

I am a shitty person as LOUIS CK Always says about himself, thats with what I identify.
BEING SHITTY PERSON
I GIVE ZERO CELLS for other people

I just do not care, its not that hard.
ITS NOT ME
ITS NOT ABOUT ME
AROUND ME
FOR ME
SO FUCK OFF

Its seems normal in this political era go vote and "YOU DON'T GET COUNT".

Don't get me started
I JUST WAS 12 HOURS
FOR 4 EPISODES OF THE BULGARIAN GAIMING SHOW
"GET RICH"
My role over there was
"Get poor"
"Waste my time, use me"
"I am more awful than a homeless dude."

I am at time period which I got holy fuck package of resentment.
I forget stuff
I am miserable as fuck

STILL THINKING ABOUT BEATING UP THIS FUCK
THIS SMARTASS
WISEASS
FUCKHEAD
GUY WHO AT AGE 2 KNOWS 20 SONGS, AGE 6 HE KNOWS HOW TO DEAL WITH MONEY AND BEFORE THAT AT AGE 3 HE HAS ALREADY GOT HIS FIRST PAYMENT
FUCKASS
WISEASS

I am reading facts and I AM WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK