Comedy: Monologue 2

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag 

Can you shut up?
Whine and cry and watchinf shitty television having some boring lifes and this counts as life?
Since when gossip is big deal?
Being "Offended" has escalated as far as feelings getting into court. At school they used to beat me up, when "women go black then don't come back", this is a fact. Old people are used up clothes, furniture. Sometimes such clothes are just for the trash and used up furniture has some marks.

Its like fucking a burn unit victim just meanigless no orgasm whatsoever its double or not but guess what shut up and listen.

Monologue 2

Just Get it already we don't need new rights or privilliges or lets get everybody in jail or up to court. Whats with this wanking generation?
Some kinda neglected pussies?
Whats happening?

Can you just shut up
No need to here about your fucking new baybe, your new boyfriend your crewpy, cringy relationship with yourself what are you?
2?
4?
Baybe?
Some kinda attention seeking bastard?
I DO NOY WANT HEAR ABOUT YOUR CRAPPY GRANNY WHICH DIES
YOUR FATHER
OR YOUR MOM OKAY
JUST SHUT UP GET USED UP TO IT.

Monologue 3

Nothing against gays
Fuck wm
Fuck wm
Fuck wm
Duxk wm
Fuxks wm
Really nothing against em just saying you arr gay alright... why there is parade?
So if I get rejected I need to join thw suicide hot line and up to 40 if I don't get in relatioship and get married to kill myself?
Cocka stink, grissy, smelly and hairy.

Why heterosexual do not get parades?
Is this some kinda new me to, me fuck generation where fucko gets coins?

Here is the thing trash me
Trash us
Let us die.

Comedy: Monologue

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag 

The most infantile week this week masturbation goes up, statistics say everyday there is a chance somebody to kill himself just for dumv reason. Most of those suicides are done from people working on facebook.


Sounds like a suicide hot line platform.
Fuck, duck, jump and its your turn DUMB BABOON!

We could today spinoff the career of well known comedian and find our way up to ass of fat fuck.
This well known goofballs makes years of movies which they suck.
We talk not any special but for Judd Apatow and Adam Sandler is just a bonus recipe for today's meal.

Monologue 2

Have you ever thought about mass information?
Too much "me"?
To much not understanding the how system of jokes and how tell and say em?
Sounds like this job is not for you just fuck off. We live in era of experts and miss guided, misinformation lies just lies isn't it strange that life gets as fast as electing baboons and then going as far as taking patienta from eldery homes.

Sounds like fucking a crack whore without a condom and playing the game "I am spirtual, I am religious", NO YOU ARE NOT JUST SHUT UP
SHUT UP!
Enough already


Monologue 3

Sometimes you watch some kinda Tv show and then go as far watching movie and you escape reality like a walking goofball. But here is the deal
Fuck ugly polygons
Fuck hairy women
And lets being back normal why being normal ia weird?
And not being normal is okay?

How about the old days?
The old stuff
Sounds like I AM SOME KINDA GLITCH IN THE WHOLE MATRIX AND YOU ARE SILENT DUMB MONKEYS. WAKE UP WAKE UP
WALKING APST REGRETED DECISION  making machines.

Comedy: AnotherGo

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag 

Another way to say that fat people are going to create WW3, world hunger.

Small people safe space also known as usless fucks we need to kill.

Shakespeare made a blueprint for the whole world theater my oponion is simple, shut up stop wanking Oscar Wilde.

Monkeys are part of the evoultion the end of the evlution we see the man, the humanoid also known as dumb as a carrot in a pickup truck.

People belief in all kinds of shit, my last belief was about poop in a villages used for sauce for pizza.

I have a brand poor people die first, why I go rhat far?
Hitler is the new way of thinking.

Life sucks its full of misery,
I mean cliffs of dick suage system.

I know your hate me I am the most dangerous, Evil person ever lived in this planet.

Jealousy they say keep it out of bed,
In my opinion just grab bunch of cocks and play with them.

Dalai Lama said "Anger is the ultimate destroyer of your own peace of mind."  As erections if you shut up and give me a chance to play with my dick.

Obama said "Don't be afraid. Be focused. Be determined. Be hopeful. Be empowered.", sounds like a black men story grab your massive cock and give yourself a blowjob. DUMB FUCK
EGO BOOSTED IDIOT.

Comedy: EndGame

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag 

Just Listen and take notes be neutral be small and not a squeaky wheel.
Be over there take zero positions in conversations and everything will be fine.

TRAVEL GUIDE
KNOCK AND FUCK

Old women tits looks like bags for supermarket to  put my products inside.

Anxiety and worry aren't there the worst human condition?
So much stress I have had in my life sex has been like a mile stone in my life.
If you wake up with no girl along the side of your bed and just your hand in your pants you have a problem. You are a sex addict!

Life feels like you are fucking  a bevear it just sucks and you want to end your fucking life.

My headphones for my phone just broke. Sounds like I had sex with damaged goods.

Being dysfunctional its not bad
Its like Nelson Mandela of peanut soup!

Sometimes sleep is useless its like the alphabet just useless shit.

They say "Give your best"
I say Nay Nay
I Mean stop being an idiot.

They say "Its like a needle in haystack"
I say Fuck A Baybe, Fuck A Mom

Comedy: DeadOn

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Wanking my dick,
Wanking the crack.

Watching porn and playing with my balls,
Watching porn and fudging with my fathers dick.

Throwing Frisbee,
Throwing my virginity and giving forth knight a handjob gesture.

Yesterday I was ashamed of my dick seize,
Yesterday was just another recent event of my father having life of sexless jerk.

They say abandoned buildings no go,
My opinion is once you get abandones by you parents nothing is no go.

Orphans have to learn to be individuals,
Orpahns another word used youth.

They go to gym to build up some muscles,
my mum told me if muscles mass is difficult to get it right just start giving handjobs it pays the bills.

In German there are words like "mirkos" and "rollbaren",
Spoiler alert nothing sexual is comming out I am just sharing my virginity pov.

Pov in porn is great,
Nudity is the new classic mozart symphony.

Its absurd,
Because once an empty vessell it gets as far as a chocolates cake.

I heard a scorpio died rencetly,
Sounds like scorpions aren't as deadly as they are saying.

Comedy: Dicted

By VeNgeR GrEenTag 

I won't lie I want to get raped
By women...
Whats about women whining for getting rape... I feel like a burn unit victim nobody touches and nobody wants to have sec with me for free.

We live in a mess and this is a fact a messy world.

People nowadays they do not go and get to the part "having sex" or sexual act. They get sexually assaulted whatba generation its like rats in a suage system always being the center of the attention and wanting not to get offended.

Do you know whats the problem of those people who go do parkour or even go start making graffiti.
This art is useless!
Those people right now could be gabbing dicks by the balls and start sucking its improving the enviroment.

Also people who drink alcohol
When you look at them their expressions are like you have stolen their life. But lets face it those people who aborted dreams and you have accomplished dreams.

Dead babies nothing bad
Women gettin raped ughhh not so awful
As I already said sexual act goes in 21 century as sexual assault.


Life sucks I was like a dead wanking mocking bird. Porn is viral

Sex is viral
Lies are like peanut pizza just sometimes when you are nerd yoy just never get those...
UGHHH I MEAN MASS MASTRUBATOR

Mastubating is like Korean president it just never gets old.

Birthdays are like candles for death wish.

Comedy: M3

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

We used to party late at night,funerals are in early morning two things go poop and lose some weight for THE COFFFFFIN BOX.

What do you mean bitch?
What you put under
Have money
Being spontenous
And can fight?
How about you digging a hole and put yourself in a box walking casket of crushed dreams.

I was recently in fight it went like a whale getting out of the swimming pool. Fat bitches from diabetes... next time your fat ass with your fatty not really evolved legs think about death disgusting queen of morbid obesity.

Whats the defenition a of morbid obsessed person?
Pig trying to stop being a pig.

Recently I had chance to get full on naked with my new gf, you would ask was the sex any good... because she was screaming, it was because cut her in pieces while she was screaming.
Who could say nowadays had a chance to get a role in a Horror movie and dying over there.

Everyday people die out of different types of stuff here is something cool nothing has ever saw a gay dued coughing blood while sucking a dick.

Transsexuals are modern so does beating up your mother if you asking me. I have tried it with my big massive dick size to beat her up.

Girls are easy
But here is a cool fact kill her ans put her in the fridge you want something to stay at home forever?
To be silent
Less annoying
And less disappointment.

I am second time rapist
I identify by being black, fat jew. I put candies inside my peehole and asshole.