Comedy: Life

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Life is all about taking the all biscuits...
Now watching TV SHOW AND APPLYING BASIC A TO Z PSYCHOLOGY WITH REDPILL.

Ходя на курви
Още известно като връзките в които не се плаща не ме устройва. Не се доверявам на безплатно и арматизирано.

Показах днес на една среден пръст
Тя викаше
Една искаше пари аз започнах да и се карам,викам и какви джендъри станахте
ЖЕНА СИ И ИМАШ БРАДА
СТАНА И ГАДНО
ЗАВЪРШИХ С ЛАФА
НАМЕРИ СИ РАБОТА.

Разчитам  на авантата
С няколко  думи "без отговорен  съм", "не ми се работи" и чакам "всичко  да е за мен  и всичко се върти около мен".

I got fired from work anbody who has been fired recently from work?
Honestly it sucks
Sometimes guilt pops up like a kitchen mastery.






ANOTHER SEGMENT


Comedy: Shitty


Read the book "Show me" - Its a book for kids sexual eductation.

They say "Save Food", "Save Light"

...
"Don't throw food"... "There  are tribes which die from hunger." So thats my answer so what?
I trying to kill myself everyday + I am rich I can put poop over there.

Its always believers just look like most shittiest heroes you can find in the universe.
Just shit...
Those are idiots who think they can fly or throw soider webbs until face reality and DIE.

Comedy: I Am Abused

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

So Yeah... I am

SuperHeroes are for kids.
Doing mess then grown ups cleaning up.
Just Grow Up whats with with Marvel and DC Fetish?

Did you check out the SpiderMan: No Way Home
... its also known no way out. Nerds becoming superheroes.

Men sexual life has been declined....

Humor is a men thing not a women feature.
Its an evolutionary thing... being attractive.

Sometimes my hopes are somewhere... I hope i die... I just hope I die I hate vegans...
Life
Just I hate everyone and everything.

Have you seen people?
Ignorant... jealous,envious  cockroaches...
Why in cockroach there is cock... since which moment insect started having dicks.
Sounds like somebody  JUST RUINED THE WHOLE  EORD THING.

Fuck all fat people - They look like they not going to stop
Fuvk skinny people - Skinmy people always on diet and eating little.
Whats with the new generation?
Eat less?
Show more skin?
Whats next dip the dick in the pussy but little bit... just the top of it.

Have you seen IT SPECIALIST
WORTHLESS FOLKS
PHP TO THE LOCALHOST
USERNAME  ADMIN
PASSWORD ADMIN
LOOKING IN THE DATABASE OF THE WHOLE THING WE GOT IP AND VPN AND WE GOT PROXY AND WE GOT CODING LANGUAGE. Doesn't it make me genius?
We need to put hardware in the software
The whole dirty act seems like not clean usb port.

Имаме дебели хора... мога да съм бърз... прекаляват с яденето, тъпчат се, зависливи са, пълни са с злоба... БЪРЗОООО МРАТ... И НЕ ИСКАМ ДА КАЗВАМ ИМЕНА  НО В СТЕНДЪПА СЕ СРЕЩАТ НАРИЧАТ СЪЩЕСТВА ПЪЛНИ С ОГРОМНО КОЛИЧЕСТВО  НЕ ИЗХАБЕНА АГРЕСИЯ
ЛЪЖЛИВИ  КОПЕЛЕТА

Аз съм плъх в схемата учех в Техническия  отидох да кандидаствам в Софийския няколко пъти отрязан...

Comedy: Stop Staring

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Everybody ia walking outside like a zombie. Its like walking dead but cheaper version. Walking Dead is 3.4. Million per episode...
I am not sure how you get so much money, pay so much money and still make it look like shit.

Criminal Minds Tv Show finished finally... At least now I am calm that I can finish it and at the same time have time to live life.

Some people take drugs, eat, drink and watch netflix.
Sounds like fucked up life
If being rich means everyday in restaraunt, being goes hands in hands  with definition adventure.
You die while you are on adventure!
WORLD HUNGER.

Rich people  got variety  of jobs they got money they choose. Money are important in this day and age...
Thats why not all of us are rich... not a big majority of us.

Poor people
Clean toilets
Work like body guards
Clean the floor
Drive vehicles
The list is huge. 
The moment you get rich its a game changer you do whatever you want, freelancer...
You pay poor people  small amount of money to get a job done which in reality gets you more money.

Raping is fascinating
Is there competion
Do small children have privillige
Does rapist change diapers
Do they suck kids dicks?
If you are pedophile and erection doesn't work how do you get erection?

I am happy that there people who in love
Kiss and fuck
I am really happy the people who show too much at the end it comes to a suprising end either they split up or someone dies.
Keeo showing off
I gonna roll up some food
Coca Cola
And Let me watch Love and Misery.
At old age the old folks one of them gives up on frame he/she get depressesed, skinmy, miserable, liveless, insane and even start losing hair. Oh what a privillige to watch this show for free.

Have you watched "TeenWolf" or "Vampire Diaries"?
Both of them look like a horrible vanilla version of Sadam Hussein.

Comedy: Weird Words

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

The English language as always its full with weird words. Its like a disease of words which are rare.

When you sneeze a tissue die. Still asking hypothetically myself if tissues die when you sneeze will it mean when a bitch sneeze on my dick inside me I I have forensic evidence.
I AM NOT SAYING I HAVE RAPED ANYBODY!

I was reading the Brady killings over there we can easily say I found a punchline book "Show Me". Its with pictures for kids sex education...
Oral, vaginal...
OH BOY
OH BOY
OH BOY
THIS REMINDS ME FOR THE MOVIE WITH JOE PESCI... YEAH THAT WEIRD IDIOT..
BLOKE!

We are still back in caveman time...
Concrete
Wood
Fire
So weird... we never going to get out from this cycle.

Message to all Christians leave alone all atheist... they have done nothing to you...
Zealch.
Its NOT A BELIEF.

Isn't it strange we are selfish gene...
We are talking personafication type... when you don't understand science just shut up.
Close this fucking mouth... moron!

Some people had ugly faces or faces which you hope see in no light.
Sexual partner
Friends
Sometimes it seems that those  people  are fucking ugly the people with which you hang out
....
You avoid them by darkness and mask.
So covid19 was a beneficiary to the whole cause.

These jokes are as that far which they gomna get maybe even the curse of being unfunny motherfucker.

We got facebook for the dead people, most people big percentage on FACEBOOK ARE DEAD... MARK ZUCKERBERG IS GETTING PAID FOR USING CORPSES ACCOUNT INC. One more thing when somebody dies I am stopping with tears those stuff cost money, I am going forward in ACTION WITH CRY EMOJIS.

Sometimes ruining a moment
ITS FUCKING BRILLIANT.

Generation

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I have  never wanted to get over here. Sometimes there are periods where I feel the hest thing which I can do for the humans just to give up.
Ignorant people who make shit up...
People constaltly fabricate lies life is like "Adam Ruins Everything"... but with lies and made up shit.

Sometimes I forget
Which makes  me angry and at the same time just want to remember shit to get back to my memory. But life is movement... its a steady progress since 2000 up to know we are always progressing for better or worse everybody got a side.
Sometimes they say bullshit stuff like "Check out the two arguments"... "Check it out deeper"... "Check the two sides"... here is the thing we do not have the time to waste to check out all answers and go deeper.
Sometimes to feel better we need to know less and be less skeptical.

Sometimes being skeptical is alright but focus it on the right path. Mistakes were made everybody makes a mistake but such reality as we live we can't judge comedians for their jokes their are just  bringing joy.
Everybody is trying to put some kinda light or build some kinda palace where its out of pandemia. Covid19 was a long event right now Ukraine... its not easy but we need to stop  pressuring ourself everyday to be perfect. We can't be pefect!

We are humans and this is an fact a lot of people annoy me, life annoys me but killing them is not the best decision. Humor not fisting with hands and beating up the crap out of someone.
Humor is the way should  be!

We are cowards, we are egocentric, selfish and really sensitive culture era.
Me too
Cancel culture

Everything getting somewhere everyone has a good story buckle up and just enjoy life the way it is.

Idea

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

My ideas has never been "LETS OFFEND SOMEONE"..."LETS BE A JACKASS". Everything is subjective also people lie they tell half truths they waste their lifes. Sometimes getting out of your comfort is the best thing you can Tyler and God fuck this guy.

Max starting something new soubds cool but again selling out sone crap... julien spirtual... booo hooo...
Its wooo woo,people who are spirtual are just wasting their life.
I have found with time that I want to fuck but I am anxious fuck. Pedophiles are no fun material thats why I observe take notes and you know humor gets out from dark places... dark matter is what it makes jokes funny it needs to get from the dark.

I have written a lot of works and books and still I haven't grasp from reality, whats really fun!?
Whats not time waster
Time no waster
Useful...
Still such  ambigious questions pop up in mind, I hate night because creeps are lurking out.
Social media because its a
NO-NO ZONE OR ALSO KNOWN
DEPRESS ZONE.
We came up from bacteria to bach and still in era where we put thousand masks we are lily-livered, cowards. Generation of cowards!

Comedy: 4 Quadruplets

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag 

Oh FUCK
HOLY FUCK A JEW

Have you tried vanilla put in a hot water...
At a specific moment taste great but when you grow up.. I MEAN YOUR MIND GETS LITTLE BIT CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE RICHER STYLE.
THIS TASTE LIKE SHIT!

Bread with sugar
Its call Student sandwitch!

I get those annoying emails...
They are just fucked up
Fucked offers
Made up shit
SHUT  UP!

Girls use make up
Dress up
All for the dick and then one deadly mistake, a deadly move and ITS LIKE A MIDDLE FINGER WITH A LONG NAIL IN THE ASS.

Women are pile of disaster!

We learn from stories
I am getting old I can't recall everything just fuck it
I got one of those  weed offers twice
Also stop being such a child with women most men don't understand how with women it works out.

Stop following some bullshit day to day advice
"BE NICE"
"GENTLEMEN"
"KIND"
YOU ARE BASIC A LOSER
RIGHT NOW CLOSE YOUR TOILET HOLE, TRIPPLE IT.

Assholes go with higher value once you get over there doesn't matter what were you semen... parasite, bacteria. Once you over that place you can get away with everything.

Listen I am gonna give you advice
Not real advice
But chocolate  with pudding advice!

At the end we are like children in front of our wife's eyes.
Sounds like a rapist conductor!

People always read shit...
PLEASE IF YOU GONNA BE OFFENDED
DON'T READ THE FOLLOWING CONTENT.

Comedy: Verb

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag 

One guy has saw me talking to prostites.
And after that he has went over my grandma and has told  her.
This is an evil doer neighbor!
Howdy howdy big fuck up.

Isn't it strange that we have fur and other useless stuff around our bodies, if we accept God we refuse to see reality the  way it is we just change it for the sake of our sanity.

Pff centuries have passed right now go full on cyber and go online. So fucked up?
"HOW DO YOU GET DATES?"
I GO ONLINE
"HOW DO YOU GET LAID"
I USE SOCIAL MEDIA
LIFE  IS GETTING SO DEPRESSED.


(George Carlin... BIT)
Our parents tried to protect us then few decades and we try to kill ourselfs slow and with  friends.  Vast majority of those folks are miserable. I stare at people ask myself, isn't it strange we play everyday the game "I gonna leave you" by leaving home for certain amouth of time then comming back and tomorrow  and the other day we do the same game.
We play different games if we  put life as "Game Show" and our life is with main characters and its another tv reality show with many seasons we can go as far as locking doors, going other countries and even sometimes escaping reality because we don't like it. We get offended because we live in "Narcissist era", "Victim hood"... everyone is offended by someone and something EVERYONE IS PLAYING LIKE IN MAD RACE GETTING THE CARD "I AM OFFENDED".
At the end of life I mean the pure end... THE LAST JOKE IS MADE BY GOD AND IS
REFUSAL TO EAT
RUFUSAL TO GET OUT
REFUSAL TO DO ANYTHING
JUST LONG TERM LAZINESS  WITH MISERY
YOU LOOK AT DESPARATE FACES
Just think those here stuff before you go to bed.
Richard Jeni died from a shotgun he killed himself
Fatty Arbukkle famous but he died from hearth attack
Bill Hicks Cancer
Chris Farley drug overdose
We got shitty history which likes to repeat different people and same type of career "Funny Man"
.. alll lf them were getting the role "Funny Man".

Here is something which we don't admit we just drink to ease up the inner voices. I know about those voices and the pain which goes hands in hands life is a constant change. When there isn't comfort and constant change we drink or take drugs to fill the gap. Relationship fast way,gateway to skip reality by being wossie.

We don't want to get rejected we want to get validation and being liked.

Also prostitutes get dicks to pay their bills.
I mean small "Richard's" to pay their bills.
Dick another word for asshole.

Baybe in a wheelchair such a fun idea.

Immigrants have made a country... immigramts have history and I am talking about almighty US.