Comedy: Shit and Fuck

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I want a bathroom
Small room
For shitting
Pissing
Fucking
And just wash
And repeat
Wash and repeat

And I HOPE I DIE
I JUST HOPE
MY HOPES
HOPE THEY COME TRUE
...

Police came home and warn me for one more sprouted I am getting hospitilized

Whats with the old ladies smelling good?
Is it some kinda fetish
"Come over and fuck me over"
Youth fuck!???

I hate old folks
WHERE ARE GOING OLD SMELLING FUCKIT FART
WHERE AEE HEADING
OLD FART
JUST DIEEEEE
ALREADY

YOU BEING NICE GUY
MAKES HER PUSSY DRY
Be nice guy
Be a gentlemen
Then COMEOVER AND GIVE A CHANCE TO THE GAME TO BEGIN
BIG MUSCLE GUY WANTS TO FUCK YOU

THERE ARE MUSCULAR GAYS WHO GO AND BEAT GUYS WHO OFFEND GAY GUYS
THIS IS A FACT

Tyrad of self hatred thats the secret, the secret is hating yourself
Thats how you hold a mask and you put mask for.

George Carlin was talking about stuff
I will talk about trash we go from one place to another
For one piece of trash trade for more trash

Naked woman in the tram...
Rant

Comedy: At Least Funny

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Laught at disease
You are fucked up swallow it
Jerry is dead
Just double think it
You are fucked up
Love is overrated
You are fucked up
Inspirational quotes are overrated
You are fucked up
Couple therapy is overrated


But she is a child
But why does she dresses like a trashy whore?

Why certain events are not done twice?
Because there are shit
AND THERE IS A THING AS "STUPID QUESTION".

In my days a girl in the wheel chair you fuck her thats it...
Thats all

Now you are picky
And annoying

Hahahha
"LETSSS... TOUCHY TOUCHY A MINOR"
HA-HA-HA

BANG A SMALL
FUCKER

Why I am comedian not in a relatioship guy
Marriage?
Do you see this hair its growing
If I get in marriage or relationship
I am going to lose my shit + hair falling.
Sounds like a shitty summer in a coffin day.

Poor people are the people
Who go out for hours
No food
And at the same time share food eat in dumb venues, charieties are for the concept "Make  rich people feel better about themselves"

Whats with girls dressing like
Street whores
Whats the yelling propaganda
"Rape me and bang me"
"I am miserable slut, be my slayer"

Feel small idiot, feel small
Poor fucka eat only bread
JUST DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE