Comedy: Try Outs

By VeNgeR GrEenTag 

How do you make your mom scream in bed?
Grab a chainsaw and slice her whole body.
How do you make your grand mom wanting more of this big toy?
Grab big, large wooden baseball bat and stuck it inside her mouth just to shut her up.

How do you make incest porn?
Jus get a life and viagra

How do you make the dog stop barking?
Put it inside the microwave... all dogs who get over in that room never come back.

How do you play boomerang?
Ask your mom and go for the topic her sexual mistakes choices.

How do you play with a minor?
Ask the priest after you give two blowjobs to two cops.

How do you find you are pervert?
Just look at kids and check if your scratching yourself.

How much do anybody care about war?
Easy one...
Bash his mother against the wall and have in mind no more screw up choices in her lifetime.

Ending life
Piece of cake... just pray on it!

How do you fix mistake starting with  the letter "a" and continuing with "limony".
Just kick in the stomach pregnant mother you are saving a life.

I want we to talk about death... lately toouch death has happen.
Bob Saget
Gotfried
And more

Whats with gays and parades?
When something stinky and its gross gets in the mouth of another hairy Harry counts as horray!
What the fuck!
Bloody bastards

After...

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Three points always its the way it means "To be continued. Its fun when you follow each paragraph innocently and you even give the least little fuck about the next word, sentence. I doj't knowm am I going grammatically correct or wronf it has been long time since I have been so open about life and stuff.

Sometimes you want to be carefree to care less to abandon this broken society if we need to go in percentage a big number of peole are dieing from addiction.
Its a strong follow up of
Alcohol
Drugs
Food
Porn
People
Pills
Then it continues with broken society with having bad perspective on life and about life.
Its just POV is wraped in bullshit. Believing in shitty stuff.
The list can continue  easily and on and on and on and on and on.
The same goes for the infinitive amount of porn just gazillion... infinite number porn videos and pics. And whats all this about?
Its about another story about the roots of society being disappointed having unreastic goals in life also and wanting unrealistic stuff.

We are in era in which we go full on social media we have been cancelled, we have been mee too and yeah you can stop over here go on with your day and just show a middle finger to this story and we go sideways you go your own way and ai go my way.
Yhe truth is that we care too muxh, we get offended, we are sensitive culture, we want everything to happen fast and lets face it most of this stuff are basic foundation of destruction.

AS MUCH YOU WOULD WANT TO BELIEVE
YOU CAN'T AVOID THE WHOLE TRUTH
IN WHICH GOD DO YOU BELIEVE
WHERE IS THE PROOF
PROVIDE EVIDENCE
SINCE THE WHOLE GOD THING IT HAS BEEN CREATING A LOT OF PROBLEMS FOR SCIENCE, IT LIES, IT HAS NO PROOF WHATSOEVER AND PERSONAL EXPERIENCE IS NOT BEEN VALID IT NEVER HAS BEEM AND NEVER IT WILL BE.
ITS TOTAL SHIT TO BELIEVE IN SUCH A DIETY, ITS A WASTE OF TIME
WHERE DO YOU GET THIS GOOD STUFF
QURAN?
OLD TESTATEMENT
MORMONS
JEHOVA WITNESS
NEW TATSMENT
JESUS
WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR BELIEFS?.. BELIEVERS AS ALWAYS THE PICK AND CHOSE WHAT TO BELIEVE THEY ARE BIASED AND NEVER PERSONAL EXPERIENCE HAS BEEN VALID.
DEAD AFRICANS?
PEOPLE WHO DIE YOUNG
PEOPLE WITH  DISEASES
PEOPLE WHO DIE FROM HUNGER
PEOPLE WHO DIE FROK RAPIST
KILLERS
PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN RAPED
WHATS THAT?
IF THERE WAS DIETY LIFE WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IS THIS SOME KINDA FREAKSHOW.

I hate it when people go and say "God is on your side". I do not want this sick fuck...
He is sick
He reminds me for a pervert person who angry, vindictive, desparate and sick.