Comedy: TryOn

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

In my opinion people are shell of walking morons.
I hate em
Pure level of disgust.

When I see couple two emotions pop up
Jealousy
And Anger
Definetly I can self let go up to not self abuse, but privillige to abuse others.

I got friends
We can count them on my hand and relatives who are in the toilet and on my hand, when life sucks you start abusing your dick just for the pill of happiness.

People strive for happiness at the end they end up, greedy, jealous and selfish.
Why?
Because life works like that
Nice guys get wiped out.

Yeah I have a hobby I stare at people who are good at getting women, guys who fuck and girls who have it easier in life and then after it I start shaming myself.

I removed my beard because I look like double decker bus with anorexic homeless guy, still not taking the chill pills Z.

Isn't it strange that we read books and watch stuff which even don't matter the slightest.
Its like enjoying anorexic with a candy.

Isn't it strange that most quotes "let me feel good", sayings by people who are isolated from society and making it like its some cool event.

Whats with guys who are against SILICON GIRLS
BIG LIPS
HUGE ASS
ITS MEIN MASTURBATION MANIFESTO
AFTER TRANNIES AND ALL OTHER BDSM SHIT...
LIKE FOR CHILL
I PUT OUT MY DICK AND FANTASIES ABOUT NORMALITY
I AM THINKING ABOUT FUCKING DICKS LOOK AWFUL

Women need to shut up
Equal rights
Oh whoa
Its more likely a joke than anything else
You have one mission get in bed, he hot and thats where you performance is needed thinking part its what males take.

Isn't it strange that we have so much toilets and sometimes when you go in one you hope you do your thing and leave and of course you hold fingers, cross fringers just hoping not dying there, you hope you die somewhere else but not there piss on the floor, poop everywhere... floor which is brown it looks like it hasn't been clean since the last 2 decades.

Sometimes it just eats me girls say "Nice to meet you",... they talk, "they have fun" and at the end they just forget you... why?
Easy one you just don't matter in their lifes hiw is Z winging the whole thing?
He is a Mexical drug cartel and abusing women oh I mean cheap meat yeah Z we all know your tricks.

Comedy: At Least Fun

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Isn't it strange she wants instant make out and you as person you just suck in the whole dating and body language.
She wants dick in the pussy,... she wants kiss... and you are just dumb. If you are not... I AM...
BUNCH TIMES I HAVE BEEN IN SUCH SITUATIONS AND IT REALLY SUCKS WHEN WE BOTH SEE the whole situation in different ways she is like "lets do it now"... non verbally... "lets wait"...
I am holy fuck Virgin

When it did really happen this whole flaking... for me it feels like its the whole thing started since I got born.
Ghosting... flaking!

Whats with this word "Love"... low calobrated word, it really sucks I was with guys who are full on homeless and social retard.
I have never had that comfort feeling... love, I just hadn't that piece of shit.
I had all other damaged shit, but not "love".

I have paid money
Make me laugh
Come on
Make me
Come on... your time
Tell a joke
You got a place and spot
Come on do it

If you go woth the crowd you are going for a another huge jump in failure.
People say bring condoms or lets put it like bring a condom. I have bunch of em, but so far I have never had need to use em, my sex life is awful.

I am apology letter from the condom factor of when you not don't use condom, you create retards like me.
A lot of comedians suck in english thats why most of em are not here today.

I tried the new MCDonalds menu, BTS...
Its whoa awesome the chilli thing is really not so chilli as it was suppossed to be, I am kinda MCDisappointed.

Some people talk against MacDonalds... but here is one thing... FUCK YOU ALL
I AM EATING WHAT I WANT WHENEVER I WANT
SO FUCK OFF
I AM NOT FAT
OR UGLY MEAT BALLS LIKE YOU
SO FUCK OFF
EATING
HEALTHY
UGHHH
DISGUSTING

Comedy: Hellp (Red)

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Whats with English and American? (LANGUAGE)
Same language diffferent names... come on for slight changes you fuck the whole thing?

When people suggest you to check out a movie or video... its shit.
Oh men it sucks
Dead dogs crying for that?
How about 20 years no lay counts?

Life fucks you right in your ass...
Thats how life goes

Genuine I am proud or happy of the progress of the humankind.
I want to kill em.

Gays just nothing great about them.
Bold
And awful hairy queers.
I hate queers if it was great...
Women won't go with pleasure when they see lesbians and gays when they see oh ill.

Isn't it fucked up...
If she laughs at your jokes she is going to be your girl with which one you are going to have make over.
Laughs = sex.

Lesbians are beautiful and cute, but those gay guys are awful.
Lesbians go so slow, with pleasure and its fun to watch.
Gays oh men its like watching somebody pooping...
Yeah... Z... i..
. A....d... yeah you motherfucker you've done it.
The level of disgust I experience while watching gay guys its equivalent to pooping videos.

Isn't it strange, we accept
Homos
Lesbo
Tranos
Gays
Bisexuals
But we never go just few steps further and its saying.
Its okay to do animal blowjob
You grab the cock of the horse or the cock of the dog and start sucking it.
Or lets put it other way start fucking them.
When we go that way too far
When women eat poop its disgusting
Semen on face okay
Poop in mouth not okay
Isn't it strange
We got shoes licking
Up to feet licking
Up to footjobs licking
Then we go as far as
Fucking armpits
Hairy pussy... hairry armpits sucking
Oh men I could google my sex research.
If something ends up at the end.
Thats it end of my privacy.

Dick is interesting tool
Some women care about size
Other say it needs to give pleasure
The guy with the biggie... miggie muscles can't set up an erection.
He just can't do it.
When dick is hard... as rock you are ready to fuck every possible thing, kiddie porn you get it.

Dick reminds me for a stick
And
Pussy for a hole
And what happens at the end you poke with a stick in the hole, if civilization says something refusal to grow up.

Comedy: Hell (Red)

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I have a new hobby... I stare at women... THATS RIGHT I AM A PATHETIC LOSER

THE BIG THING
WE HAVE
GRADUATION
...
AFTER PARTY AND THEN LIFE
FUCKED UP
SCREW UP
AWFUL LIFE

Women are meat for fucking
Walking east infection
Come on stop putting them on pedestal and idealizing them.
STOP IT
YOU WANT TIME TO FUCK
OR TIME TO MENTAL MASTURBATE WITH GENERAL RESOURCE STARE.

The count is 150 bodies been recovered from Everest, reminds me for my nation genocide.
When I finish.. cum in the toilet

I am finding out stuff, I am like a rapost who learning life style.
Looks like its not good idea to give candy to under age kids...
Its just it isn't

It really disgust me single minded fucks
Bold
Small and broke
Oh men fuck you.

I have been to a prostitite, its what I call lifestyle and hygienic at highest levels.

I am looking forward into stuff to do in the near future, people with small brain annoy the crap out of me. They are morons abd those fuckers need to be put down.

Have you seen the RadioMan, I am not talking about the Larry The Cable guy who sucks as comedian or Ron White whose comedy is a sum of chill out alcoholic goose, I am not going as forward as Jeff Foxworthy who sucks also, no red pills. Just this guy... what amazes me he has become rich + he is plenty of movies.

Definetly Chris Farley eats the cake and Adam Sandler is just one small midget who needs to die.
Yup death... you die you fucking pathetic loser..

Comedy: Come On

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

My brain fucked up
I am ill.

Can you imagine there are guys who standards...
As for who to and which type of girls to fuck?
Me?
My mom gets naked and says "Come Over"...
I AM COMMING...NO
SECOND THOUGHT
JUST NONE
I GET NAKED
AND I JUMP IN
I AM QUITE ALL SUM OF DESPARATION AND NOT
WANTED
My granny gets naked and says "Come Over"... I AM COMMING...
NO SECOND THOUGHT
JUST NONE
I GET NAKED
AND I JUMP IN
I AM QUITE ALL SUM OF DESPARATION AND NOT WANTED
My Sister gets naked and says "Come Over"... I AM COMMING...
NO SECOND THOUGHT
JUST NONE
I GET NAKED
ABD I JUMP IN
I AM QUITE ALL SUM OF
DESPARATION AND NOT WANTED
My cousin gets naked and says
"Come Over"... I AM COMMING
NO SECOND THOUGHT
JUST NONE
I GET NAKED
AND I JUMP IN
I AM QUITE ALL SUM OF
DESPARATION AND NOT WANTED

I saw my ex girlfririend still thinking how I got her
It wasn't money
Or how much I get or what I own
It was my face... I guess this face gets one pussy per year.

Oh men I did it...
I did the open mic
I clean up my material and what bothers me is right now life.

Joke aspect, FUCK OFF...
IDIOTS

People who are married, they suck... they just suck. Thats all thats why... they get married because they think this is a solution for small problem and we are definetly not talking about China Town dick.

Oh oh oh we know stories about shoot outs, raping, pedophiles about wrong convictions, we know it all...
But still what really is interesting is why we are looking over there...
COME ON
EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE
CHILL UP
AMD YEAH SHUT THE FUCK UP
BECAUSE NO PUSSY FOR YOU
WHINY FUCK