Comedy: Useless

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I am what people call useless disease blanket.
Thanks to all of you but here is some facts
I just suck as person

Louis CK genius comic, awful person...
Yeah
... yaaah... Hey Louie we all want to be bad... but evolution make up is what fuck us all over.

I had chance to read articles oh boy... oh boy
About expressiveness
Life
Jokes
Offensive comedy
Yeah I got it all fuck life and give me one cup of tea.

Today no friends whatsover

Today I could do some kinda mistake and nobody will back me up.

Btw, still don't get it the idea of golden shower..
How the fuck fo you get over there... and get an golden shower?
How the hell you desire somebody else piss!?

I am travelling and today I will be homeless

They asked me do I have parents
Do I look like a loser watching out?

One guy I asked him for opinion he was total jackass,fuck that guy

Sometimes you just want to hit someone...
Just pitch perfect hit
He to fall
Or she to fall
And life just improves
Its just better

Some people just don't deserve specific stuff... they just don't OKAY???

Mic with cord, fuck OFF!
Have you tried sex with fat women... oh men its so wild its like inviting whale in your house.
Its just mass destruction of your tiny hole
Yeah we live in holes

People call it Apartment, "My Place", place to "crash" and list goes.
But here is thing its a hole which you fill it with your shit.
If its with your shit, it sucks 

Comedy: Yup

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Kids annoy me... they fucking annoy me...
Walking problems with two legs.

Vitiligo is another disease about which we can think about.
White patches... its so great it reminds me for turmoil which gets on my hands when I masturbate.

Here is a chip of truth way of life goes
Girls are selfish
Everybody is selfish
Nobody cares
You are just a useless midget
You suck
You are awful at most stuff and if something is true life is hard... we lie to people because thats how it works, we keep on avoiding reality and procrastinating.
We just suck really really bad at it.

When people speak other language
They look themselves and then after that they say "Wow... look at it... it works"
"I have got a dick on my side."

I have one those moments when I talk really too much on my phone.
I just look like a decapitated walking victim.

I was one of those Towns of non educated people trying over there comedy, I went with 5 minutes,I bomb...
I was combination of shit and yeah I need change carriers.

I hate people
Thats all I hate em full of masks and lies.

Thats what happens when you meet shitty crowd and try out to be genius.

So in this town in which I was recently,it really sucks...
It fucking... sucks
The suck as crowd, shitty crowd, un educated, awful crowd, stupid and dump.
Yeah you heard me right.

Social 2.0 the truth about social media lets open our eyes and stop being such a neglected hateful crowd.
Fuck OFF

Gay guys are expressive and open and today they want you.
This year I had a lot of reviews about my comedy... a lot ... a lot... fucking a lot...

Comedy: Lie

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Today I learn something
FUCK THE FAT GUY

WHEN YOU CARE
GIVE A FUCK
BE NICE TO PEOPLE...
WHY YOU GET
ITS JUST HATE
AND PEOPLE WALK OVER YOU
HERE IS THE THING... DONALD
YOUR NICENESS DISGUSTS ME...
COME ON HOW YOU ARE SO NICE WHEN LIFE GOES LIKE
I asked a question "Favourite Vegetable..."... A girl... it was a warm up thing what I got was two stuff
An answer and angry, rude,cruel,jealous, asshole boyfriend... almost got beaten up.
Why?
Nice...


I am just losing my mind, I am getting sleepless night and for food I eat shit.
Exact way to say it...
Its like poop with semen
Sometimes I say I eat shit but other days when they come oh men they are castrating horrible shit.

I do approaches because it has the promise of "You are getting a woman"..
You are getting sex...
But at the emd the sad truth is indirect "no's" and see girls who you like to he with other fellows.

I open cans for prostitutes
I open their drinks
I give compiments
Thats the combination of nice guy and person who goes "Like Me"...
"Like Me"...
Fuck off retard

Oh men here is a thing from 50 000 up to 70 000 thoughts you got...
I am not sure how you take it... but it reminds me like trains express cum wheel.
I am st least getting fucked up.

Can't I die already...
I almost got beaten up
I suck in friendship
I suck with women
I suck in life
I suck in getting enough money
I am tall guy...
I hate every inch and part of myself... and fuck off you bastards

So she acting like a bitch, then after that she wants respect.
Am I some kinda moron a woman which over 40 lost her beauty, ugly piece of package wants me to respect her?
Aldo at the same time she start putting water on herself... as if we are at the beach.

Comedy: Conover

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I just don't know from where to start from dumb research up to how straigh guy gets into faggot state or how sexual impulses are similar to impulses of a Killer.

Still need to do a research of how long time
Do I have live...
Oh it sucks when you just don't know what to say.

The fucked Up thing... is that people you Hate... are alive
People you love they are dead...

People who don't understand stand up have no right to watch it.
Just no right
To watch
Or to criticize
FUCK OFF
CAN YOU IMAGINE SOME PEOPLE EVEN ARE SO LAZY THEY DON'T GOOGLE WHAT THEY ARE GOING TO WATCH

I hate old people
It has nothing to do with our nationbality old folks porn.
Unwatchable and disgusting
When the guy is fucking you are asking yourself "Is he going to die from heart attack"
And when you move on his partner which had more dicks in her vagina, than my numbers of meals + she is looks like she is at age she perfectly fakes orgasms.

Today at had chance tovread a message
"Eat Pussy
Not Animals"
Yeah right...
Fuck you

Watching Friends and Seinfield is mental torture its just fucking torture...
Thats my opinion on this shit.
Not something more
Or less
Thats my opinion
Fuck those shows

Can you imagine the level of B.S.
Lets go and read some kinda a crappy book.
How about lets start the sentence
Fuck you and go few further lines in this whole thing,don't recommend me shitty stuff.

I am honest you should also be...
LETS TALK ABOUT GUY IN WHEELCHAIR
I GUY WITHOUT LEGS
A CANDYMAN WITH DISEASE
AND UGHHH WHAT A DISGUSTING CREATURE YOU ARE

Comedy: The Lost Chapter

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

My life sucks, no motivation... I suck in life way of speaking, way of talking.
Yeah right
Faggots...

I am gay
I am not saying I had intercourse with men or I have kissed some kinda hairy dude.
But so far from what has happen, I have failed up to the max with girls and I have been hanging out with dudes.
Sounds like the most fucked up day.

People always get offended
Can you imagine you go to watch comedy and you think you won't gry offended
Whiny babies
Come on...
Throw an insult at me
Useless fucks

Whats great about the whole mandkind thing is that we suck as people. We just suck, we are overblown, over the top parasites who just leach for validation, like rotten cockroaches.

Nobody locks doors for sake of it.
If see a couple
A woman
And
A Man
Getting in room and locking door thats where
ARRRRRRR
THE CARROT IN THE HOLE
THE COCK CAROUSEL

If I become funny, well known
And more people start to enjoy me...
My life longevity lowers...
Oh men...
Comedy Kills

Comedy: Car

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

After so much stories about people who are engaged, married or even relationship. I can't really deal anymore with this total B.S.
People sell and say some bullshit sentence like it has value.
No it doesn't the same goes for the Jason Capital some of the worthless products and videos
AND YEAH I DID SAID IT
MARKETING
BRAIN STORMING
MIND MELTING
FUCK YOU

Lets move on... goes in about in hour or lets say 30 minutes some useless crap then after that it goes like it has some balue knowledge,no man.
I can read a book and double, tripple it and fuck those gurus of way way beyond all levels.

I watched some kinda tik tok Moron on youtube I thought I will chill up, but at the end I was both a shamed and really feeling screw up.
I've got friends,as for now I have dumped those fatties.
Yeah they are as fat as double screw up Yeager meister!

So here is the deal those guys are in the "friends zone"
Because they have one use
And its... being used validation pin points nothing more.
I am all in for dating psychopaths at least is more fun than a going out with a fat guy who is telling his alcoholic stories and at the end asking yourself why his parents didn't made abortion at early stage!?
Why
Why

People want material like its vaginalmoney here is what I have already heard.
"Friend Zone"
Is for pumping self esteem
Validation circle
Feeling better about herself
Yeah thats your use...
You have been used smart so some asshole comes along and he fucks them all.
Ohhh you are friends
Two things rules for beta guys
And alpha they just get neutralized
Vaginalmoney is for past use, you give your money while she bangs better version guy from you.

Ohhh the sad truth
Just deal it
They hate you
They are nasty
They are mean
They are monsters
They are used toilet seats and lets be honest little bit more...
Fuck those nice stuff which people keep saying and keep doing like they are better than you.
Fuck you