Comedy: (Red) And It

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I can't lie... I have jokes
An actor 30 years after she gets back on stage and she has a talent?
Yeah right talent takes break.

Most people are morons on giving advice about girls, I just had advice from a person about how to get girls and self-improvement he gave me literature about Don Juan, Power of Silence, The Eagles Gift.
All of them have nothing to do with topic.

I started reading a book "Before you shoot yourself, read this book",page 137 apso so far my opinion is that this book is when bible you combine it with spirtuality esoterical style.

I hate "sayings",which we keep passing on like pathetic little losers.
Faggot with cheesecake, it gets funny when the faggot dies... (Circus... COME ON SWALLOW... COME ON SWALLOW IT...
DO SOMETHING WHICH EARLY ON YOUR MOM WAS EARLY ON SUPPOSSED TO DO...
CIRCUS VOICE)

Almighty then, yeah guys I did my homework. I checked out the sex graph and you like
Rapeplay
Sumbitting
Bondage
Fuck me right in the ass but school never taught us about this.
Fuck school also
Women are not creatires which you need yo be gentle, "Nice To Meet you" = Another word for bye and I don't want to see you.
"We have friendship, you are special" words after words of not wanting to have sexual intercourse with you.

Guys I am staring at your blank faces and still don't get it whats with stare and stalk mode om the street. You either stare like a egg in a basket at women or you stalk them and pretend that you both know each other ahd she loves you.
Oh men this makes me gut sick.

Women are not exotic animals
Its a just a canvas which dick paints + dick is enough respect for women and sorry for if I have offended you. You got holes, you got roles bitches.

Living in me, me, me me... GENERATION
FUCK YOU
FOMOS

She just saves her couchie for better men,not for losers like you.

I am huge masturbator... I am fucking huge one... I am that level of a person who just faps and overthinks. Yeah analysis paralysis.

Did you checked out Trump has been banned from facebook. Thats how we uphold a dick!

People don't play games with me, because I am too annoying, too awful as person in games.
I just distract, cheat and win!

Fuck loyalty... fuck it... nature goes with fuck and leave.
So does you DUMB FUCKING MAGGOTS

Comedy: (Red) BCum

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Oh men hard week ginger people are small as size and weak bodies.

Here is what strip dancers and prostitutes, have in common.

1) Refusal to grow up
2) Still on the playground but a market strategy...
MINDSET
LETS GET PAID

The Bulgarian food... bread with cheese which has its name.. Баница it stinks... it sucks.

Girls with glasses ugly
Women who are heavy, fat utilities.

People have died
Lisa Ann the pornstar she has a book written about her sexual life + she has a podcast. Yup you caught me masturbator with a tail.

Ex Pedo tells to the public how to dress their kids so pedophiles to don't take em, from there we go upward spiral of childhood neglect + I got neglected + I fail and I tried but she was keeping dancing I was typical stalker, staring with safety on.
Thats how nowadays hard ons go... with a safety aka safety kit.

Gorilla learns that it will die and start experiencing emotions, fat kid gets call fatso, gays are just precious and pure to get into war, hair cuts who at the middle its left more hair and around the left and right part no hair it just sucks.
Its awful
Its disgusting
AND STOP DOING THAT GIRLS


I have a job... you can't say I am jobless
But not enough income

I just hate people who are all the time 24/7 busy, I just hate em.
How is that possible?
OH
OH
OH
I KNOW
NO NEED FOR POSITIVE THOUGHTS THE SOLUTION IS THEY JUST DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU

HAVE YOU EVER HAD THIS AWKWARD MOMENT YOU BUY SOMETHING and you have idea, but at the end this vision of yours... idea if yours has nothing to do with reality.
He keeps putting food and one moment you get in situation of two people inside you
FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK
I JUST WANTED THIS... MORE FROM... NOT SALAD AND OTHER B.S.
AND THE OTHER DUDE IN YOUR HEAD SAYS
OH YES
OH YES
PUT MORE... I NEEd MORE and I am hungry.

Homeless people are people who are not wanted from parents, thats what happens when you are christian you keep going parenting and you avoid abortion.

One thing fixes my day... food and more food
I am getting fat
YES
BUT AT LEAST GET AS FAR AS HAVING SEX NOT WITH WALKING FOUR LEGED MEAT, BUT STILL NEAR THAT GOAL

Comedy: (Red) I

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

A girl with condoms not a keeper... its just not a keeper.. she is a slut.

Here are two fun facts
Sit down and listen IDIOTS
Broke guys spread the word that you need money to get girls or lets put it that women love money
And second She has no money but she has travel photos.
Guess what you losers she belongs on the street.

The women you see outside and you think they are 10's losers.
Women just go workout because the hardcore deep truth is that their face doesn't make the cut.
Next time you poop, think about this crowded fuck.
Women... their advice suck balls
I can point everything wrong with their advice, put at the end less pussy hanging for me.

Here is the truth whinny losers women make rules for you because you ain't worth shit,she breaks rules for the guys who she really wants to fuck.

And still makes me think about this who compesating staragy of this holy fuck ape generation, primal instinct people who with lower IQ start being more agressive, yeah weirdos you are not intelligent enought thats you don't use your brain and yoy fight. IDIOT!

Women have one life purpose to take off the sharo edge,...
They are out there to please men
And you whiny faggots who think about loyalty.... fuck off women are garbage bags for cum. You can have as much as you want fuck..
Cheating is biological

If she leaves
... FUCK IT
FUCK OFF
REPLACE HER WHTS NOWADAYS WITH THOSE WANKERS OUTSIDE

Females... I am trying about the real ones not the midget ones which are small and they suck bas, not the ugly ones or the fat ones. I am talking about the hot ones those are not working self improvement... they are not looking forward on that. They do less and they get more.
TRUTH
NOW GO JERK OFF YOU MORONS

Comedy: I Have

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

We are living in generations of wankers, what happen with real man?
I know locked down in pussy basement!

What makes Obama... idiot is when I think about big black dicks, dead kids and definetly psychyatric ward rape vest. I hope I did well the list, fuck off.

Fuck people who hate me or don't like me
IDIIIOTS
IDIOOOTS
FUCK OFF
BAFOOONS

My favourite style or version of comedy is when John Pinette imitates Chinese guy and says "You go now, you go now
... one hour... one hour... you go... you leave" while pointing into the watch.

John Pinette, John Candy both people are dead... we lose valuable assets and at the end on our plates we are left with gorillas which are useless like a blanket with a semen.

I contemplate suicidal thoughts... I contemplate it..
If you start to get to know me see my life figure out every chaos iny life with what you are left with is nothingness, I have losed my value.

Comedians do not have right to have feelings on jokes...
Its just a joke
Fuck off

Here is some truth you could type a lot of essays... got amazing blog but this doesn't get you pussy, DORKS.

Single moms damaged goods, women with short hair damaged avoid her too at all cost.

Have you heard about those dorks who practice no fap and semen rention shit?
And being some kinda health nuts, oh men I want to kill em...
Stop doing such stuff you silly gooses.

Its fun to watch those dorks who look for the
SPECIAL GIRL
NO SINS
VIRGIN
PURE
and even out there
There are guys who think they have the great goods of woman. Oh men if she is hot its just your turn.
If she is ugly nobody wants her
Fat the sane story here but with add up she is control freak + desparate.

Comedy: Nothing More

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Marriage is suckers game
Gentlemen aka sucker
Today I was out then I go jump at home and thinking about playing with my dick.
Because better off edging and finding off than being with a whiny whore.

Yeah I know how long term relationships go people just start going out with more people just to get arousal or to get some kinda circle of spiral thought while fucking. One thing is true
Its pathetic!

Oh man damn nation, son husband... single moms that's what they raise. Single moms are trailer trash, I DIDN'T SAID IT!

All people say go out
Hustle, hustle, hustle
Take action
Take action
Get up early
Write everyday
Read everyday
Consume information
Go to school
Go to university
HOW ABOUT FUCK OFF MORON
You dumb idiot
All this from up up to the bottom is total sold out crap. Its like eating spaghetti with milk + coca cola. It just never happens soil fuck!

If something sum ups humanity after so much mathematical equations then going as far as Edward Snowden, oh yup that fuck.
People getting drunk or taking drugs just to fade day-day reality.
Non stop sex
Oh men sex has become nowadays something which everybody craves but not all get it.
Tick
Tack
Tick
Tack
Yup, biological clock of this bitch is ticking
after certain time age "having fun is enough", and its time to get into stable home.

Oh men women can have fun and at the end usinging men aka "poindexters" and "nice guys". Because of one factor they are walking wallets, its not about love... its about getting money... she wants less work to do and to get money.

Pandemia
... or this 2020-2021 quarantine it has been play night for God and for those holy fucking creatures aka Alphas most of them have become pussies. Oh boy you should see a strong men going forwardly like pussy, sometimes the gay thing feels like its getting promoted from society.

Comedy: Language

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Oh men language such a sucker.

A man with a hole in the throat, oh god its a holy grail of fun.

Three girls fucking, I call it the holy trinity.

To-day, I was staring a girl, with no socks just naked legs and feet, not in any type of wrapping. I know its not food or whatever... but it looks like staring women freaks them out.

I have a lot of friends and people who I know... the number of people who want to hang out with me on long bases, is smaller like a Chinese dick.

I know I am fuck up, I stare and glare at the mirror and what I see is irresponsible sex mistake.

Fat people are fun when they run you see extra meat, oh men holy fuck cheap meat for fucking.

I know if I say this I am idiot.
But did you read snake bite the manhood of a man while he was sitting!
Or how diet goes wrong or lets go one step further.
Break A Skull challenge
I am not the smartest person living on earth, but I don't need math to caculate that most masses ideas are idiotic and crowd is not intelligent.

Recently, I had a conversation with a prostitute.
She said "Who are you waitin"
Then
"Do you want something"
And then at the end when is about hell... and devils she asked
"Are you going to church"

I tried 3 times suicide,
Unsuccessful all the attempts
It reminds me for marriages who just didn't work out.

It looks like I have missed classes on getting a girlfriend and friends
I just have missed out... it seems for all it works out.

All people are having sex... doesn't matter age or what stage you are in life.
Isn't it strange I am so perfect... As I wanted to be and should be.
I am just a selfish brat who pulls out of the pocket 2 minutes conversations and people leave or I pull out conversation which goes like staring at someone, with thought yup he is comming.

I was at the dentist, I got fucked in the mouth.

What's with clean comedy is it some kinda b.s. this whole thing. Comedy is not clean fuck all!

Comedy: Its My Fault

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

People get offended so does and aborted babies
I thought about quitting comedy but when I see losers
Outside and people who suck at being fun its my privilege to show em how is done

OH MEN MORONS
TEACHERS
PARENTS
FRIENDS
SUGGEST AND RECOMMEND BOOKS
HERE IS THE DEAL READ MORE
... READ MORE IF YOU ARE HAVING TROUBLES WITH HUMANS HERE IS A GOOD GUESS YOU MORON
YOU SLIM
FUCK
Stop reading its about stuff which nobody cares about, about place nobody will go and Definetly Stephen Hawking huge autist.

What's a precum
Some kinda ... ice cream flavour?

Also what's going on with those
Idiotic ideas of women getting pregnant from cum over the toilet seat
TOTAL BS
Still thinking about titanic

People who stare at me fuck off
My dick is hard... I have boner your mouth girls is for fixing boners, do your job.
DO YOUR FUCKING JOB

People say "YOU DON'T ENJOY SEX"
Yes
.. I do... but I enjoy when the price lower and affordable, if nom affordable FUCK OFF

I pay for her dinner, SO BITCH SUCK MY DICK
MY MONEY
YOU NEED TO PAY WITH YOUR BODY
SELFISH BITCH

I broke and bold
Both combinations are fucking awful

What's with give a second?
ITS A MINUTE
TWO MINUTES
AWHILE
BUT NEVER A SECOND
THE MOMENT YOU SAY UP TO THE MOMENT YOU START A SECOND IS PASSED
MORON

I hate common... slogans
Slogan people keep saying
Which mean nothing

Hey, girls ... if you are fat
Shame on you
Fat pig

Yo, yo...Easter just came what a waste time and holidays...
The news are oh whoa "Jesus Came back from the death"
Just baggarish, boogarish b.s.

I am not saying reasons or why
And going around the whole fucking process.
But you are an idiot if you go vacinating yourself ... Covid 19, vacination
Yo... moron

Its a cool place this planet with a name Earth.
People die from smoking .... not really everyday... but you say them dieing...
Cancers
Tumor
Boldless
Oh men it cracks me open!

Do It Over

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Some people are just awful, when I say certain stuff I mean em. Thats the truth up to the deck.
So sad and pathetic I ended up again masturbating like a death deer. I was reading blog of comedians and it makes me feel sad.
Because those lil... faggots got lifes, I don't in other hand. Otherwise playdates are awful since when a lot of people ended up with few and right now I am with zero.

People are busy, how do you fix that add up pills + 10 more years and when life ends fuck you all. Not because I got every juice from this life but because I hate those grinders and motivators who make life like its worth living. No, its not!
Life us awful
Its like eating pie it starts great, but after bunch of em you feel shitty and you are fat.
People are fucking another cool fact not a joke but something people are doing.
Have you been reading and going around this redpill shit oh men its depressing.

Its like combination of Christopher Titis special + Jokes who have fail. Thats how I feel about this whole community.

Women are selfish
Women do not care
Women got easily
Women manipulate
And other bla bla shit it just make me angry and If I go start spreading it outside I am mean person, I want to go and give myself one jerk off.
Just to let semen outside!

I constantly think about two things in my life
When I get off
(Its a recession
... its the semen release)
And
Food

Those two stuff are easier to get em and doesn't cost anything. Still for closure I needa hug from a death bear which is masturbating... not me but you guys you silly gooses I am not such type of pervert.
A smile is the best curve on the womens body,but not yours useless body with holes.

People say that out there there are smart and dumb people, but woth people like you... crowd like you
Which has average intelligence as far as not fully evolved ape.

Rape joke goes great... for blind + deaf girls.
Those are easy targets for rape..
You are invisible!