Comedy: Money Offer

   By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I started offering money when sex is not possible it just doesn't happen. Call me American patreon...
But free pussy is as hard
As winning beating up a bear... in bear fight.

Marshall arts are like real life effects, gimmicks and tricks just to cheat death  and in life. In my opinion just let go power let them beat you up
Its fun... you look like a jew comming out of a gas chamber.

Съвет за парцалите
Имам предвид жените ако искате  да не свалят и да не стават  някакви неща с пияници... просто спрете  да се такива помяри не се обличайте като курви.

Днес бях типичен  женчо
ПА ИЗВИНАВАЙ
НЕ ИСКАМ ДА ТЕ ЗАСЕГНА
АМА ТОВА ЕСТЕСТВЕНИТЕ ЛИ УСТНИ СА
ИЛИ НЕ СА
ТЯ ОТГОВОРИ
Whoa
АКО ЗНАЕТЕ ПРЕЗ КОЛКО  СЕКС МИНАХ

Some people I just hope they die...
I HATE ANDROID UPDATES
I HATE PEOPLE
I HATE TOO MUCH FACTS AND LETS BE HONEST SHALL WE???

I HATE PEOPLE WHO JUST WHINE AND CRY FOR ME THIS OBNOXIOUS!

Comedy: Roast (Rare Bits)

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I have got passwords on my phone in case I deliver  two babies and kids need vaginamoney.
I am horrible owner of vajay jay.

Here is the thing, listen you dumb ass cunt fuck that guy. Fuck you!
You are like a lazy slob who has a ticket to get outside.

Yeah my dick is hard
I have been rejected in my lifetime but never prosperous and idiotic career like Jeff Ross.


OTHER RARE BITS!!!

Fatal familial insomnia makes people unable to ever sleep again

- It reminds me for constant erections in the bed

Electromagnetic hypersensitivity makes people break out in a rash when exposed to electromagnetic fields

Thats what I have named when the dick can't be finished... it just can't cum

Exploding head syndrome makes you hear insanely loud sounds in your own head

- Thats how it goes when you cum on bitch face... its loud, obnoxious AND OHHH FUCK ME

Hyperthymesia makes people remember every day of their life

- Still thinking whats cool about this superpower, you remember anything... oh whoa

Comedy:All ...

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Oh yeah thanks for leaving your contacts...
It really means a lot
Sending me pictures of people who I won't fuck
Punchline
Dead man in a wheelchair.

Dentish created electric chair...
Next time you go and get your teeth fixed... guess where you are sitting?

I hate dentist my feeling is being in a weird fetish.
Also the feeling is like getting fuck in the mouth. With this pipe thing which removes saliva the feeling is like a dark men trying to fuck you.
Its just weird...

Sex is weird...

Pyschologist say that sad people are nice...
Normal when life sucks you take the strawmen bias and go forward with it. Its what I call Nice guy finish  last!

Whats my opinion  about who go full on healthy?
Yuck, fuck you think eating food which is more expensive and doing some activities somehow this some kinda cheat code and you won't die...
We all die...
So shut up... sit down and lets watch the fun show.

Can you just stop selling out bullshit mottos like
- "Make it up"
- "Succedding"
- "Being sucessful"
Most people are comedians and singers who just are fucking losers from beginning  to end let them be...

Also talk from the stomach another bullshit rip off for taking money for useless activity. Salad is not food...
Salad is a way of fucking around with other types of groups other than those nut cases vegetarians.

Rom Coms... oh boy such a bullshit... I hate those shows... losers get girlfriend
Scam artist made it ...
Fuck OFF!