Comedy: More

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I have weird fetishes certain stuff make  my penis go up and ready to fire.
Thats what we call a dick erected!

Also I reached level where I AM SEX ADDICT
I COULD DO EVERYTHING FOR SEX
I AM STARVING TO FUCK
I WOULD FUCK JESUS
I WOULD FUCK MY MOM
MY DOG
MY GRANDMA
I WOULD FUCK GOD
Do you think is there any limit?
YAAY, NOT GAY!

They say "Antarctica is the largest desert in the world."
So does the child molester dick if I need to be speicific.

Some people say "85% of plant life is found in the ocean."
But the other 15% is in my dick and I already aborted bunch of babies. I say "Cancelled bunch of people".
SPOILER ALERT: By using the toilet flush!

Science  says "The cosmos contains approximately 100-200 billion galaxies."
Check out the dick  research dumb  cunts ", your testicles make several million sperm per day — about 1,500 per second, release anywhere from 20 to 300 million sperm."

Let me be honest just for now..
I HATE GAYS
I HATE LESBIANS
Recently I found out my friends get to bang each other more often  and  I am jealous from not getting offers.

Tell the jews uncle Adolf Likes them thats why
A lot of them were dying it was a gang bang scene. All of them were participating in a horror movie.

When my dick is up, its ready for child molesting.

Hitler was celebrating birthday + namesday thats why Jews were kill. When you are rich like illuminati you get to kill poor people.
Which means my dick is full of semen and some poor and rich fucks are refusing to swallow it.
I mean kids!

I don't know about myself but kids and molesting sounds fun. If they are orphans you get to be their parent and partner at the same time, HOW COOL IS THAT????

I hate people... I hate their vacant empty faces, I hate their opinions lifes. So recently I had a chance to go to a jew doctor in a wheelchair.
She was amazing... so far she was 5 years old and like old Bill Cosby story she was staring my cock and I was forcing her.
AND SORRY YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME
...
SHE IS MY WIFE!

Comedy: Trying

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Really????

Being a Jew is unhealthy.
- Adolf Hitler (said that)

I fucked  my mom, she gave me blowjob. Honesty it was on my new gf, ...she is 9 years old!

If I was raped by a woman I would't complain, I will be silent and okay about it.

If you still belief in God, just GROW THE FUCK!
GROW FUCKING BALLS MEN
GOD IS USELESS
ITS MANMADE AND NO EVIDENCE OVER THERE.

Yup, yup I am deadly lethal cunt, I have made people to beat up other people, I have made people to split up.
No names
I HATE IT WHEN DUMB CUNTS COME TOGETHER AND START REPORTING MY JOKES AND MATERIAL FUCKING BLOKES... UNFUNNY MOTHERFUCKERS.

My motto is never throw out food, its bad...
I am not thinking about the black africans who die from hunger.
I am thinking about the food its too beautiful to be thrown out.

Food jokes get never wastes
Food gets thrown out everyday, but its great that we leave in a world when you sick of reality you get hospitalized and get pills, when you get sick from this whole thing you get out ... you try to be useful  in society but at the end you left off in a room with nothing inside + alcoholic + drug addict and oh my lord food addict.

Food addiction is not bad
Its not as bad as the back back in the ally of the past centuries plaugue, depression.
Food addiction its when you ARE TOO COMFORTABLE IN YOUR LIFE AND YOU LOOSEN UP SOME BETS... EAT UNTIL YOU DIE.

I watched the FEARFactor TV Show
Still in the beginning but two stuff Ozark made me cry and be suicidal, fear factors fixes problems... LETS SIT SOMEWHERE, WATCH AND TAKE NOTES - AS George Carlin Said.

Those people in fear factor are in deepshit then douchebags... LET EM SEE HOW THEY DIE
THEY ALL DIE
THEY EAT SHIT
THEY PLAY WITH COMFORT + RISK
AT LEAST I AM NOT SO BAD, NEEDY AND STARVING FOR VALIDATION OF OTHERS.

Hear me out rape is funny because they draw a target on their back. Yeah rates and scales say that sometimes there are chances normal people no provacative clothes getting raped or kids. I AM REALLY SORRY...
BUT MY APOLOGY DOESN'T WRITE ME CHECKS HEAR ME OUT
FIRST OF ALL THEY DRESS PROVOCATIVE DICKS GET UP
THEY PISS OVER GUYS... I MEAN WOMEN
KIDS ARE WHINNY NO FUCKING CLUE OVER THERE
BUT WOMEN THEY JOKE AROUND
THEY ROAST MEN
THEY USE EM
A BITCH GOT RECENTLY 900$ Breakfast.
IF I WAS OVER THERE THE GUY PAYING... I WOULDN'T BE GOING LOW ON MY FANTASIES... ITS NOT ABOUT SHE GETTING SPOILES BY HER HUSBAND,LAY DOWN BITCH SUCK MY COCK ITS TIME TO PAY YOUR ACADEMIC TERM MY ADVICE TO YOU IS GRAB HARD THIS COCK AND SUCK IT.

Comedy: Tikary Takery

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Yup, tikary, takery?
So what you gonna do??

Oh whats with dumb tik tok?
Its a dumb app, its a useleaa won't you grow up?
For god sake?
Dumv memes
Dumb effects
ITS A DMB OF DISGUST,
FRUSTRATION AND IDIOTICISM.

No... no
FUCK NOOOOO
I AM NOT PLANNING TO ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE!

Have you heard somebody
SAYING:
"I READ SERIOUS LITERATURE"
GUESS WHAT A WORTHLESS FUCK
SHUT UP
LET ME TALK!

I changed the game with therapists one moment we changed the roles...
I WAS THE THERAPIST AND THEY WHERE MY PATIENTS, I MEAN I AM THE CHILD MOLESTER.

You got feelings?
You are catching feelings?
You are in love?
Cut the crap, its made up, I DON'T
BELIEVE IN IT
ITS JUST A LIE A STORY WHICH WE TELL OURSELVES.
ITS ALL ABOUT DICK
BONNING NOT CARING!
YAAAAH SEX!!!!!

I think twice on being gay - JUST DOUBLE THE FUCKING COUNT..
YOU DICK WIT!

The whole improv theater and improv groups. It doesn't work out
Its always the same makes other think that you are picasso of this art but you aren't,makes us thing that you "KNOW EVERYTHING", but you don't.
Close your dumb noise hole and listen!

Recently I had to google weird porn + genders. For porn for now I will skip it,but for genders 70... when did that happen??
There are two
There aren't any neutral or lesbians or gay...
This shit doesn't work out...
You got a dick you are a man,you've got a pussy it means  that you are a woman THE END.
THERE ARE SONETIMES OFFERS  LIKE TRANSGENDER, TRANSSEXUAL, TRANNY, SHEMALE.
She is a male
Trans energy of gender
Trans of sexuality
Changing sexuality  thats how I explain it to myself.
Here is the thing you got dick and boobs you are mutant and lets  do not fetch this prisoner with name "Aziz"... fuck off.

Comedy: Afri

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I hate people who eat food. I mean afticans who eat food because at end no joke over there, its funny when GOSLD FUCKS AROUND.

God lovea you
So follow the command
"Hate thy mom, brother, sister, son, father..."

What do you zip up?
My dick after it has orchestrated who rape section ON THE M TO THE ATERNITY WARD.

They say babies die everyday.
Thats how I threat my semen, I just flush it everday I do not need useless walking flesh at my home.

Jeffrey Dahmer is a Good Friend
Nothing mocks and kicks out life done a good jeffrey dahmer welcoming.

My mom died,my father died,my grandparents are dead. Lets say I started becoming A GAY...
WHICH IN OTHER CONTEXT GOES AS FAR AS NAZI GETTING  FOOT FETISH FROM  9 YEAR OLD BLIND GIRL.

Its a Good fetish if you are into a wheelchair girls, they are fast as you trying to go to the buffey. For God people with disabilities are walking  buffeys.

Try out Kidney disease
Its fun
And its best porn revenge I have seen on TV... BUT STILL I AM POOR AND I HAVE MIRROR AT HOME RECENTLY I SAW STRANGE ACTIVIES AT MY HOME.
TALL NAKED  DUDE
PLAYING WITH A MUSHROOM!

The dick top is a hat or lets say mushroom also known as...
FUCK OFF
PAY BACK

And you gonna be offended by me?
Dozens of rape kits have been abandoned in DETROIT. POLICE HAVE LEFT IT FOR ASIDE FOR A LOT OF YEARS...
NO LIGHT
SO NEXT TIME YOU GET OFFENDED  LOOK AT YOUR PILE OF TRASH.

Have you tried to fuck again your ex partner??
ITS FUCKING  TOO MUCH WORK.

I have opinion for politics its the same bets which I make with my dick, broken promises...
At the wnd their is shit over the whole place its mess and its just gets no results so far.

Comedy: After China

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag  

Communism
Chernobyl
Heroshima
World War 1, 2
Is there some kinda sequence  and logic  on all those horrific, horrendous acts. Life is rubbish stop making up made up heroes like
JESUS IS GOING TO COMEBACK
OR GOD IS GONNA SAVE US
JESUS GOT OFFENDED FROM THOSE CROSSES
GOD HAS OTHER FUN STUFF TO DO ...
TO BE LAZY AND WATCH HUMANITY IN ITS PURE FORM.
If something is avoided thats reality... God is control maniac!

Girls like me I go with the slogan "fuck islam",
I GOT BUNCH OF DATES WHICH WERE FLAKES
I AM SO DAMN GOOD IN DATING.

I was almost about to fuck my cousin.
I was going to get foot fetish, blowjob...
I AM A MASTER IN THIS SHIT
BUT GUESS WHAT KARMA KICKS RIGHT IN THE CROTCH...
I'VE GOT REJECTED...
Siblings rejection!

I never seen old people having sex, they are mentally institutionalized, saggy, awful, stinky and they even complain, whine.
Most of them during sexual act die, thats why we never hear and old guy having a happy ending. He could have a mile stone of getting buried peacefully, THATS GODS HUMOR WHO AM I TO JUDGE THIS EGOMANIAC!

Oh god... so fast
Quick... but not so!

Buddy suggestion or recommedation is shit. I went to therapy for self-improvement, nowadays I masturbate at home while I stare at kids.

Whats with rocks in shoes?
Why do small rocks get in shoes?
OH... OH I KNOW
SMALL IDIOTIC ERECTIONS!

Comedy: PassDanger

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag  

Really that???
I started watching TV...
JUST AVOID THE REALITY WHUCH PICK UP ARTIST HAVE CREATED.
Its dumb.

English speaking people should stop  talking do silently. Speak louder you carrots.
CARROTS ITS A WORD WHICH I USE FOR DUMB FUCKS.

They always  ask have you done that and that and that
Yes
And
Yes
Check
Check
Check
SHUT UP?

Happy couples do they die at the end?
Out of aids
Tumor

I kill babies, I AM NUEURO SURGEON
I WORK IN THE HOSPITAL FOR ABORTION
LETS FACE IT
I HAVE CERTIFICATE TO KILL YOUR BABIES
The truth is that this is dream job it came true and I cum in the toilet and flush it.

Close your fucking mouth
Every single belief which you have
Your thoughts
Dreams
Stuff you are doing
Its all been replication and gotten injected in your brain. You have been influeced, persuaded or lets go in more nicer way manipulated to believe in this shit.
Most of the stuff you know are lie and those lies are fabricated tunnels of lies.

There are homeless people
Bums
Hobos
Who are  bilingual. How strange is that?
You know other languages  and you are still on the street life sucks?

Garnish
Oil Lavonloidolic fuck
Here is a good tip out of the nut basket. SUPER HEROES ARE FOR LOSERS. LIFE DOESN'T WORK OUT FOR THE LOSER. GO HOME
FUCK OFF.

Comedy: GrownUps

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag 

Act like grown up...
Be grown up
Be more manly!

Fuck you drug abusers
Alcoholic  abusers
Sex addicts or all types of dysfunctional behaviors. Thats what happens when you grow up, you become a moron... idiot... a person who doesn't know how to have fun.

Fuck politics, I AM ALL AGAINST TALKING ABOUT IT.
BUT THIS BIT DOES THE WORK
Vacination
Vaxx
Vacine
Green Certificates
FUCK YOU ALL PEOPLE WHO MADE IT HORRIBLE FOR EVERYONE ELSE
SOME PEOPLE GO WITH THE STORY DEVIL WORK
OTHERS GO WITH ILLUMINATI AHD THE 12 PEOPLE BUT LETS BE HONEST. Its all illusions, its made up and stop saying bullshit. They do not exist and if they do... SO WHAT???
WHATS WITH THE COPING MECHANISM???
GENERATION WHICH ALWAYS WANTS TO COPE!????

If I get vacination does it feed the poor?
Does it improve my life?
Does it make poor with more money and catching up with the rich?
I mean cats vs rats, politics  its a difficult topic always and constantly changing.

Here is the thing
WE A CONSUMERS
WE ARE THE BIGGEST MOUTH HOLE
IN THE UNIVERSE
ALWAYS  BUYING
GETTING STUFF
EATING
GETTING MORE STUFF
MEMORIES GEORGE  CARLIN
PLACE FOR MY STUFF.

We have a word for uneasiness
"Fantod"
Your mom gives me fantods.

We got word "Damnify" which stands for
Cause of injury.
Your parents are damnifying you.
You are damnified by your siblings.

Always people want to talk to you...
Yabbering, jabbering...
Bablering...
FUCK YOU
CLOSE YOUR NOISE HOLE
I AM NOT INTERESTED
FUCK OFF
IF YOU ARE NOT A LADY WITH BUNCH OF HOLES JUST FUCK YOU AND LEAVE ME ALONE!

Comedy: CoN

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag 

Really a con?
That far!
It deserves respect!

Hey girls, if you are over 30s or 40s...
You should pay the whole thing, you take the bill!
OBNOXIOUS CAR CHASED  CUNT.

I have a solution IF YOU ARE A VICTIM OF ABUSIVE
JUST BECOME THE ABUSER
EASY
SET AND GO

IF you forget something
"Love yourself"
"Self Love"
"Levels in transformation"
FUCK YOU ..
SELF LOATHING
FUCKS
I ONCE  TRIED PRACTICING SELF-LOVE
IT WENT WITH  TRYING TO FORCE MYSELF  IN SUICIDE!

Oh boy can you fuck me right in the face...
I HATE MYSELF
I AM HORRIBLE FRIEND
HORRIBLE TEMPER
HORRIBLE IN RELATIONSHIP

I watched  Hogwarts 2022 oh boy
Oh men
Its dumb as cock in cock CAROUSEL!

I am definetly not gay..
BUT SURPRISINGLY  ENOUGH I HAD RECENTLY ENCOUNTER WITH GAY DUDE
HE TRIED TO DO SPARK ATTRACTION + SEDUCTION.

The dumb language teacher with sayings
"Stop being late"
"Reepeat"
"Oh wow how you organize groups you know who to take or who to not take."
Wow wait
FUCK YOU
HOPE YOU DIE FROM AIDS.

Comedy: LatE (Sd)

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Alright... alright... almighty then shut up dumb  moron.
I don't give a fuck about your feelings, relationships... marriage.
FUCK YOU
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
BIG DEAL DEAD PARENTS GROW UP
YOUR BROKE UP BIG DEAL FUCK YOU
YOU ALMOST DIED FUCK YOU
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK STOP WHINYING ABOUT IT.
I DON'T CARE
ZERO USE IN THIS WHOLE  CONVERSATION!

If you won't fuck her or at least plan to go out with her or stay more in set.
Just forget the "warm up" rule.
You are walking wossie!

My mom is a vaginal parasite...
Oh god this walking pile of shit is thinking that is helpful and useful in this fucking world.
NO YOU ARE NOT!

I watch Horror porn and Sarah Fetish
Fun stuff
Its pure deep level of disgust.

Wow names day????
FUCK YOU
NEW YEAR IS ONE DAY
OKAY
ITS NOT TWO
OR THREE
OR BILLION DAYS... ITS ONE...THE SAME GOES WHEH YOU FINISH SCHOOL YOU FINISH YOU HAVE THE BIG DEAL THE BIG PARTY AND THE END.
Stop being  such wanking idiots wanting always to be back on the past. Live with the present.

I am doing stand  up, I AM USUALLY BAD IN TELLING JOKES
PEOPLE SAY
I AM BETTER THAN SOME.. BUT NO REALLY!

Comedy: I Name It

   By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I name it
You call it!

Sometimes I repeat  jokes!
Here is FACT SHUT UP
IF YOU ARE IN WHEELCHAIR
RETARD
WITH BIRTH MARKS
STRETCH MARKS
Shut up
You look awful nothing significant or beautiful about this close your fucking urinal.
AND LETS MOVE ON

Facebook???
Facebook?
Shut up about  old memories or my guess guys with muscles, girls with fake attributes.
Fun stuff which people do
SHUT UP
YOU FUCKING SUAGE SYSTEM OF SHIT!

No need to hate someone nowadays...
WE JUST SOCIAL DISTANCE
ITS COVID19
FUCK

Do you watch lately TV
I HAVE
THE LAST SCENE OR LETS SAY ALMOST LAST AROUND SCREAM QUEENS
EPISODE ONE, SEASON 1
IT WAS THIS HOT KAPPA GIRL DYING AND WAKES UP AND SENDS  the message, oh whoa...
Idiotic.

Gargling oil fuck
Answer the phone
Women suck
THE NEW GENERATION SUCKS
OH GOD GET A LIFE
YOU ARE DEPRESSED
MISERABLE
FEELING LONLY
GET A LIFE
YOU GARGLING OIL FUCK!

Here is the thing walking pile of fuck sticks...
TAPE IS NOT A CLOTHING
ITS NOT AN ART
AND IF YOU PLANNING TO GET NAKED
GET NAKED
STOP GOING AROUND
AND ALMOST NAKED
FUCK THIS SHIT
GET NAKED AND LETS  STOP TEASING
Walking whore, SYNDROME!

Comedy: They Call It

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

They Call it a paper with a degree.
I CALL IT SHEET PAPER WITH LATIN WORDS
OR ALSO KNOWN AS SHIT PAPER WITH GIBERISH AND BLABER.

I hope one day I die...
At least go that far

They say that its "ITS OKAY"
Gay fucking is alright
Lesbians alright
And you are against
Kinship fuck!?
I am gonna fuck my mom, I gonna fuck the granny...my sis... everything possible with kitten.
I AM PROVING  A POINT
THE POINT IS I AM STRAIGHT DUDE
FUCK YOU IF YOU ARE AGAINST THAT!


I HAVE ALREADY  DONE IT
I HAVE DONE IT
I HAVE FUCKING DONE IT

I HAVE MASTURBATED  ON A SHEMALE PORN
I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT FUCKING A TRAVESTITE
I HAVE THOUGHT  FUCKING A FATSO
I HAVE DREAM FUCKING AND LICKING  A FATSO
I HAVE FUCKED MILF
I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT FUCKING  ELDERY FOLKS
I HAVE MASTURBATED
ON HUMANS WITH ANIMAL PORN
I HAVE MASTURBATED ON PISSING PORN
SPITTING
NURU MASSAGE I HAVE MASTURBATED AND I HAVE BEEN ONCE OVER SUCH EXPERIENCE

I HAVE DONE IT
I HAVE FUCKING DONE IT
FOOTJOB
FOOT FETISH
Look me like a pile of disposable  ammunition,BUT I CLEARLY DON'T GIVE  fuck.
Stress by its nature is warzone.
So GOOD FOR YOU
THANKS FOR JUDGING  ME!

I don't want to be a pin in your ass
But lets be honest
DEAR FEMINIST
Shut up
You have more rights than men
Next time pay for the lunch, dinner and breakfast. Next time you do the heavy lifting,next time you get angry or emotional...
Lets shame you
Its not okay to be angry and you are not femine
YOU WANT EQUAL RIGHTS
LETS THREAT YOU LIKE SHIT.

I was at a prostitute.
Yeah finds out
Looks out ended well
After whole masturbation session,but here is what it bothers me lately.
Today after sucking my cock asking does it hurt?
Is this  some kinda a revenge scenario or lets make you feel bad!?

Comedy: Vigilant

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I saw a girl with a banoochie...
Oh God...
Such a horrible fashion.


Shut up queer fuck!

Can you imagine me being changed by MILLENIAL ... OH
GOD
RUSSIAN FUCK

Scientist say that "Female get less depress if they have more male friends."
My opinion is another excuse to be a bitch!

She IS getting a kid then wanting divorcing from you after that sueing your ass for vaginamoney.
You are just giving her insurrance...
AKA FUCK MONEY
For PAST FUCKING.
IT SUCKSSSS WHEN YOU ARE AT THE END OF THE CHAIN!?

I have been part from the human race and people have the habbit  TO MAKE SHIT UP
WE MADE GOD
WE CREATED THE WHOLE RELIGIOUS B.S.
ITS THE WAY MIND FUNCTION
FILLING THE GAPS WITH A FEATHER OF USELESS INFORMATION.

Stop thinking that you understand jokes
NO YOU DON'T
IF YOU GO WITH WORDS
"NOT FUNNY"
Nothing more than pure ignorance you show and yeah  two stuff.
I don't care
And I hope you die from aids

I just got greetings from
Hearse car
I mean those cars which bring to dead people in coffins in the graveyard.
Somebody's welcoming me in HIS OWN KINGDOM

People get offended fuck em
One by one
Each by each

I hate my parents
I have horrible walking mom I hope she dies at least I gonna get chance to make a special.
"My mom is a Shit Maker"
"My Mom, THE SHIT MACHINE"
"Oh God, My Lord My Mom"
"She is dead and silent"

I hate my grand parents...
BURN IN HELL
OLD FUCKS
HORRIBLE WALKING STICK FIGURES
DUSGUSTING PARASITES
AWFUL BREATH
As Louis puts
ITS...
TIME TO DIE
ITS YOUR TURN!