Sunday 19 September 2021

Comedy: Bullet

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag 

I watched yesterday movie which really suck balls men.
It fucking suck

Right now nomophobia, really that fear???
Those guys are really retarded generation.
Volume of outcasted members!

Recently I had a chance prostitute she started going researching...
YOU KNOW WHAT MATE
SHE SUGAR COATS YOU
SHE HIDES BETWEEN SAYINGS... UNDER THAT ITS DIFFERENT MEANING WHOLE OTHER ACTION!

Recently I pulled off my dick, what did it happen?
I started rubbing it like a faggot out of cock CAROUSEL.
I just can't deal with stress, stress for me its a deal breaker, its like a casket combination between farrot and let me cum.

I do not have any tours or any future participation I am walking like a spike in life.
My life just sucks
Its suck bunch of cocks
A bucket of cockblockers

Here is what in women bugs me out when I think about the future.
Nanobots
Robots
AI
Doing them... give them orgasm.. for hours and its a box with metal... not box with meat, still think how when women are naked its awful...
Its awful not only women but and men...
If you don't clean your meat box imagine how you double your levels of stickiness.

I was at the prostitute place kinda
Feel 50/50
Shit because others people make it shitty experience
Great at least I have chance to improve vin my life.

Isn't it strange that we are in day and age in which we just give too much "fuck", its just too much...
I give a fuck about mom, parents,people, opinion always over doing and over protecting, over thinking never just one steady moment of break.

So lets move on...
So the prostitute was talking about my age not sure was it one way of sugar coating my failures and making me feel special or just one fucked up wooden box.
Here is the thing I started caring about people who don't add up any value in my life!
Prostitites... REALLLY!???
That group
There are meat for fucking... not a gf for hang out or marriage material, just used up...
Already on the rocket of a person who is no longer in use in society.

The Nilsen tapes, the serial killer here is the thing he was homosexual and he was killing gays, does that thing roll up as homophob?
Or just HIV... AIDS IN A MIDGET WHICH GETS GANGBANG IN THE MOUTH

I am still thinking about fucking midgets!


SO WHAT THE FUCK MEN
SO WHAT THE FUCK
I NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO THIS WALKING MEAT?
WHAT THE FUCK!

Comedy: Act Bitchy

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag 


Yeah yeah right, ruin my self worth, self esteem and make me feel like shit.

Did you saw that lady on the bench already old as hell and on Telly.
I saw her here is a good advice don't watch her orgasm song
IT HAS A MESSAGE
ITS A TALENT
ITS MORE THAN THAT
YOU ARE POOR
HORRIBLE ACTRESS
+
I Didn't get a blowjob or sex offer for now shut your fucking mouth whoreeee.

Kudos to people who watch kiddo porn
Who make kiddie porn

Yeah I read books I skip shitty stuff, I get the best sauce and I put background.
Because I hate people who just suceed in life Trump...
Naah... nothing against that guy.
Cool guy

Oh
...
Oh this fucker
Okay, alright I get it

Oh right this is why
I am back here in track I read on the news two stuff

1) Large spider as large as puppy
2) A kid kill himself after break up with his girlfriend
Yup, I have a job to do

Here is the thing guys
Stop obeying
And praising women, Just stop it idiots.
Fucking stop it
Its weird, screw up and are you some kinds low life?
Fuck off
Just stop

People are saying be "nice to women", "gentle", "open" and "kind".
Have you been in hell?
Just fuck off with this bullshit labels

They say "Free Bitches outside"
A lot of "Whores"
Here is how I know such statement are not valid!
No statement of those is valid.
One of those

I had chance to watch Ted Bundy the second movie, okay CHARMING, HANDSOME, COOL
Yup, great guy but the mist dangerous men.
Here is a thing you think about him because you are gay...
I THINK ABOUT THE GIRL FrOM TODAY
IT WAS AN EASY PICK UP
EASY IN
THEN I GOT OUT...
BUT STILL THINKING ABOUT HER ASS
YUP HER ASS

I roasted two guys, because thats life
Here is how life works
Fuck you all
Those two guys to suck dick
But a huge fucking dick...
I roasted one more guy because this is who I am.

Z to the base faggots

I watch black guys doing stand up... THEY HAD IT... IN THEMSELVES ITS NOT SO DIFFICULT...
ITS JUST EASY FOR THEM
I ALMOST DID TOUR...
THEY DEFINETLY DID IT...
THEY FUCKING DID IT

Woody Allen give this faggot a carrot no credit whatsoever. Jack Black just finished his best movies,Robin Williams must to watch...
If something a list reminds me its a dick in a package!

Just Damaged

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag 


Do you think I am damaged?
Its a retard nation
People are retards
The president sucks
And really Kevin Hart that guy, not funny
Not fummy two docs after that I was thinking about killing myself.
Definetly something which I call time out, I wanted to time out from the whole thing.

My computer doesn't work, right now K am doing writting and watching TV Show, bunch if shitty movies now right now I got the perfect one, the best one.
No more shit
Just no more
Everywhere there are bugs,people are just disgusting racial stereotypical bugs. Life just a game not amxiety build uo tension thing, but game you click play and you olay thats all, sometimes you get negative looping feedback. Life doesn't work out and you feel suicidal, but lets be homest just fpr minute.


THIS HERE IS LIFE
NOT WHAT IT SHOULD BE
MUST BE
AND
SUPPOSSED TO BE
ITS REALITY

Its the way it worked out for the grown ups and millions down the line generation. Yeah we got covid19, but right now I want to play. I want to enjoy it, go share leave print in this world,make a difference. Thats how life wotks out!

I AM DAMAGED
DISGUSTING
AWFUL
BUT SO WHAT?


Almost Somewhere

  By VeNgeR GrEenTag 


I started new TV Show, History Of Swear Words, oh men it kill. It fucking kills first episode talks about origins of "fuck".
How cool and how much emotions can be expressed with the word "fuck".
Its fucking awesome
Its squimish, sounds great, its a release,... it feels great...

FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCKTARD
FUCKEWIT
FUCKHEAD
OH BOY, OH MEN ITS FUCKING AWESONE WORD

Definetly almost there did you know tjat there out there stalkers who stalk famous people?
I am still thinking about is it agay to fuck a woman with man personality?
Total man midset
No money
No reccess folks

So sometimes girls go
We need something
And we do that and say that
And everything is new everything its a inch of unit of distraction, the bitch never shuts up.
I want to cut her open but she keeps whining and gets me depressed
I forget and forge stuff
Change and remove stuff, I started Henry Rollins I started feeling like a disgusting plagiarized fuck.
Awful fuck
Women fuck
They cheat
Monogamy its a lie
Everything is just a build up tension,a body of facts which constantly changes thatsclofe its not sayings its meanings. Wirds are just words George Carlin as he puts it death is fun, rape is fun but we go as far its fun to gang rape and even better if somebody sucks my dick.
Its your privillige bitch
You take my money you swallow it
Bottoms up
Bitch

Love is a big enotion
As far as dick direct in the pussy
Be nice
Kind
Yeah I get ot be unfuckable,awful and definetly I was honest I said to o e guy hoping he sies from aids.

One friend his dad die, yeah yeah yeah yeah big deal,big schmuck. Awful guy, I am glad that he is dead,he needs to die...
I hate this guy
Glasses
Skinny
Dead is what supposed to happen!
Forgotten voice a, figet and distorted noises.

Relationship is annoying
Adoring marriages, I hope abortion was a solution not a problem.

Saturday 11 September 2021

Comedy: Honst

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag


Here is my thing Seinfield idiot, fuck off
Here is the deal woth honesty
Brad Stine with religion segment
JUST SHUT UP
JEFF FOXWORTHY IDIOT
Yeah the list continues and contunes,but just let in mind that your pets don't want permission as for fucking.

The book "The world isn't the way it seems" or whatever the fucking title it is...
YEAH YEAH YEAH
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
I Already know those details, can you next time tom impress me?

Jokes books
They suck
Meanigless
Its like one of those sides with easy off the top jokes... OH REDDIT
And fuck the Daniel Tosh Guy

I am not getting any messages from this lady,is it madam or is it "fuck off, stay away from me".
I don't know
Silence is a way see permission
Its a way to validation
AND PLEASE LIKE ME
PLEASE VALIDATE ME
I AM NOT ENOUGH

Owen Cook aka tyler or whoever was lately on those pick up videos... suck a negros cock and please tonight don't try to be offended.
Don't act that way
Don't be some kinda sell out
Fuck off
Barack Obama said the "N" word so stay home kids.

How a baby sitter rapes you, Barry Crimmins tell me?
I am really curious?
If "She" is... how that does platform means...
Something bad?
Its training and not as awful as Heath Ledger died.
So shut up wossie!

Higs its seen in physics but lets be real its a gay movement in the universe.

Lets move on you GOT IT WRONG
YOU GOT IT WRONG
JACK ASS

ARE YOU SMART ASS?
WISE ASS
OH OH OH FUCK YOU

I started overeating life is just difficult to handle. Sometimes you have one, two days... in which it sucks... sometimes its a wheel of fortune of suck.
IT SUCKS
IT SUCKS

Life sucks
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Can we get over that?
I sm really now playing game in which I am both ruining my life.

I am getting paid for being shitty
I am shit
My life is a mess
And looks out problems give me BONUS POINTTSS
UGGGG
UHHHH
I mean money

Here is the thing I watched "Walk of Shame" movie, Bill Burr was over there it was not funny it was all pile of shit as most your life.

Sean Lock this carrot...
I mean faggot die
Big deal
Fuck off
No talent
Not witty
Just irrating little fellowa

Here is the Robert Kelly the comedian white and fun as hell Stewart Lee great guy. Jerry Seinfield
DIE
DIE
I HOPE THIS GUY DIES


Comedy: Used To

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag


I had a bunch of shit shows
Bunch of great shows and thats how life works by the book.


SOMETIMES PEOPLE JUST STEAL JOKES AND THIS MAKES ME ANGRY
BY THE BOOK PEOPLE TAKE AND TAKE AND OWN SOMEBODY ELSE SHIT
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
GET INJECTED WITH SOME KINDA SERUM
Which will kill you and go to nanny nanny
Sleep you beauty fuck.

Here is a cool fact as George Carlin used to say every 40 seconds somebody kill himself after in about bunch of seconds lefy one guy dies few more and we got in about 7 000 suicides per year.
Its stats men, I could be wrong if we look it from other POV like bunch extra bonus days of months and years probably it coupd add up few more 7 000. But still you got it.

People fuck and others die
We clean get space and gets filled again people die and again empty... full. Do you know what else nowadays in my home is full?
My bin with used condom, aborted babies and have fetish for girls wothout legs its fun to fuck such fellow its fucking fun.
No legs, no way to leave, to walk away or even to run.
WHO IS GOOD WITH LOGISTICS?
WHO IS YOUR DADDY?
WHO IS GOOD WITH LOGISTICS?

We got this fucko who is african, but white. Fuck off mate, you are some kinda other universe nigga who wants to get whote privillige, studying over here?
Really buckle up you wacko maniac.

We've got this wacko, he is small part of your team,has a band and you know who it is this guy has jokes of memes,arrogant and the most dumb cheap version of Sarah Silverman. He is home made cheap version of rooftop potato chips.
This guy he imitates Michael Ian Black sorry but fuck you
This bitch... ummm I am sorry
Are you a bitch!?
Yup her she is crappy whinny version of Bill Cosby we've got Poor Louis Ck. We've got a beaver who has no talent at all, reminds me for Callen. And we have this fat lady who is here to support the over weight ladies.
Sounds like the most horrible evening

Fat people I used to masturbate onto them because extra holes when they are fat and they sit you get extra spaces to fuck em.
AND HUP HUP
HORRAY BONUS POINTS

Some people say Marc digs with scapel
But fuck you I have read his book, nothing really that impressive.

Girls night out?
Its a cock CAROUSEL SHOW NIGHT
SO SHUT UP LADIES

It really bugs me out that people say so much amazing stuff about Marc Maron and after all this guy is like pizza with footjob cum.
Just disgraceful and pretty awful!

The 2 girls and one cup, yeah I saw it big deal
Turtles moaning I saw and that
Cats moaning this too
Birds fucking yeah this too
Am I weird or stuff are getting weird... from roasters up to Elephans,zebras and giraffes.
Yeah I have saw it all.

Comedy: Me and Me

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

We lie and cheat and memories and show off because thats what we are. Cheap entertainment, tale of cheap labels and no talent at all.
But after I continue criticizing humans give chance to grab some fucking great food
Fries and hot dogs and coca cola fuck the poetry guy I am going holy fuck in new direction.

We all are gays, humans are condution of deprived mankind,from ancient eggs of turtles we go to new solid create in 3D environment, from there covid19 vaccine and we even got as far talking about mental health of flies and ants. Oh boy those thoughts never stop just think about it misdirection, lie then going and talking again about God.
Its like going in the toilet and peeing over the whole place... FOSSILS

We make shit up because thats how we cope in world which is clearly difficult to survive.
We've got
MindHunter 2 Season
You 3 season
Better Call saul 5 Seasons
Blacklist 9 season
Criminal Minds 15 seasons
Intervation 22 season
We can go with the list but here is the thing if you try to fool me you are in idiot if you try to get fooled by me oh boy boy I am definetly EATING PIZZA TONIGHT
I am thinking about binging and eating fuck fat people I am better than them.

Fat people walking pile of shit
Walking pile of cat shit
They are wasted idiots who are about to die
ANY MINUTE
WATCH AND HAVE FUN WHILE YOU DO THAT

Comercial I have seen many for those 22 years of my life its like geroscope of meteoroids and aliens. People aka believers make shit up, I was feeling safe with scientist until they started being clearly an assholes + making shit up.
Now shut up
And let me tell you how fat you are
And what horrible mistake your parents made

Hey, pricks dick pics are really awful and distatesful you never see a just nice dick pick...I mean cute and like a puppy dick...
Its always hairy, messy, smelly and awful if you gonna send me a dick pick just fuck off.

Cum over the face I don't get it, just let HER EAT IT
COME OVER THERE
DON'T BE A SMART CRACKER

Mencia yeah this dude fuck over the whole thing, so what?
You crack whore faggot?
Figgit
Diggit
Fuzzy
Fuck?
Say my name twice
And I am comming to fuck your mom...
Ice to the top bitch




Thursday 2 September 2021

Comedy: More

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

 Its difficult for me to sleep in other places. The whole feeling is weird, I feel shady…

 I feel like a coat which is worn out, used up pyjama…

 I feel like shit Its irritating It annoys me when I am at somebody else place. If you gonna host tonight, you need to be funny not just a dust in the wind. 

I have seen people copying my way I do stand up, am I that level of being awful??? Really? This is some kinda joke Poop joke I am captain deep shit, thats what you call a person like me Mr. Deepthroat, I suck I am awful in life and this is the truth.

 I am just taking a break for life, its so fun just doing normal shit and home staying and fuck work, fuck people. 

 Yeah I lie I am like a tiny umbrella Have you ever watched once of those old shit shows from the early 70s, 80s…
oh men I watch it I know about comedy and jokes. But my whole life is that Its a joke Nicolas Cage movies great to kill time but here is a tip of dear masturbators

 "WE ALL GONNA DIE" 

The shit show as always it finds its end!

Comedy: At Least A Kill

  By VeNgeR GrEenTag A kill??? Ukraine pussy gets very wet ... Is it because of the war? Wet vagina The story continues by presenting ...