Comedy: DrVouple

  By VenderGreentag

I hate people

I hate couples

So i will decouple them

I hate em

So how about go masturbate you fucking nutjob

Die

And hope you get in the grave

Burried

...

Guess what we are watching VIP AREA

BECAUSE OUR SITS ARE EXPENSIVE AND YOUR LIFE DOES NOT MATTER

I saw a men who has thrown his bag on the ground.

I guess the same way he operates with women

Throwing them at placea

Later he sat on the ground

He was bold

With glasses

Typical high testosterone caveman

Oy, love you drinking from a jar

So lovely

Hope you die

Soup of semen of choice?

Comedy: UsabLe_

  By VenderGreentag

Really... are you usable?

Do you like yourself, faggot?

I tried once with a girl

I asked her outside

She said

"Go f yourself"

Definetly 

Next year i kill myself

Recently i was shamed for being a milinial

Can you image?

Then i had ig

And she flaked

The bitch flaked

Not enough to hook her

Once i was bored

User

Out...

I am going to kill myself

Peace out

Guys

One girl drop her

Headphones

On the floor

She picked them up

Didn't clean them

And now put them again in hear ears

So thats my target

Dirty whores

New hobby i found myselr

Licking feet

Shoes

Kissing

And

Touching women ass

Huh

If you get accused

For sexual assault

And terrorism 

Probably

Bad sex partner you have been

So suck it up you fucking dumb simp and lets move on.

You fag

What happened with the tag

Women grow older faster?

Aahh

Miss

Skip

Aah

Mistake

Huh

Fuck off

Play with a dick

Faggot

Bloody sagey fuck, sag a fuck

Sag a cock

Cock sucker

So suck a cock

Goga

Goga

She was a fucking bitch

I have done it all

You fucking loser

Wasted money on pussy

And pussy has been outstanding 

And wasteful

Toys

Oh god

I love it

Today i fail in conversation 

Prostiutes so gave up on me

Can you imagine level of shitty to be they just to cancel meet up?

She is sucking cocks

Left and right

Fuck off

The beta cock was going fast rails

And what

What did you get

A dick in your ass

You fucking loser

Pathetic

You even didn't do proper opener

Idiotic person

A kiss

Who gives a fuck

Loser

Comedy or Lies (3)

 By VenderGreentag

She plays the victim card... everybody likes in their bubble to be a victim. Who doesn't love it?

"He is a creep"

"He is a pedophile"

"Toxic"

"Junkie"

"He is a creep"

"He is a pedophile"

"Toxic"

"Junkie"

"He is a creep"

"He is a pedophile"

"Toxic"

"Junkie"

"He is a creep"

"He is a pedophile"

"Toxic"

"Junkie"

- But you fuck em, right?

You had sex with him lets be brutal, you like playing with broken toys. You are poor, mentally handicap and dysfuctional mode focus. Lets be right

Lets be left

And lets center it

"Now new coca cola taste"

"Now new new chococlate"

"New book is comming out

About crimes in bulgaria"

"Now new coca cola taste"

"Now new new chococlate"

"New book is comming out

About crimes in bulgaria"

"Now new coca cola taste"

"Now new new chococlate"

"New book is comming out

About crimes in bulgaria"

- Honestly who cares about this dumb adds... nobody cares.

So shut up and listen, big fan of Bukowski poetry.

I like listening to birds and opera it just fandom the possibility of having a gf.

I wanted

Never had a forever.

Die 

Die 

Die

Comedy or Lies (2)

 By VenderGreentag

So Hello faggot... dear reader

Dear faggot

They promised to fill you in

To call you

To add you on the list and can you imagine they were creeped out.

They were weirded out

Because they are fucking autistic.

Gay that

Gay this

Fuck that

Fuck this

Care about this

Give a fuck about that

Fuck you

Fuck em

Fuck her

Yeah easy said, difficult to be done.

I am anxious right now and I want to sleep but thoughts are playing the disco for tonight eneterteiment.

Does somebody really embody caring?

Being a cult leader

Conviction

Belief

Slow tone

Charisma

Mermirizing presence.

Exploit humans... weakness

Or die alone.

Lets fadom lies nothing creeks more than lies. Honestly, I want to kill myself.

Life is for the hopeless, read it and don't pray.

Humans like paterns

Lately I haven't fuck

A friend said he writes about dragos

But who cares... die already. Please die

Do yourself a favor and kill urself

Do us a favor kill yourself.

Comedy or Lies

 By VenderGreentag

And he blocked me again can you imagine between noises, lies pedo games at the end I've gof the biggest casket.

I want die

Honestly

I was honest

Authentic and somehow I failed as a human being.

It ouchy... ouchy

Outeageous we all are selfish creatures, manipulation == nurture, lies = style of living.

Who doesn't hate humans. We should hate em. Nothing perfect there, just lpst translation with zero direction, yeah press how about fuck yourself.

BULGARIA WANTS

YOU

BULGARIA WANTS YOU

Bulgaria wants you

YEAH EVERYBODY SHOUTS

BECAUSE THATS WHAT WE CAN DO

SHOUT IN FHE VOID

BUY THIS

BUY THAT

BUY THIS

BUY THAT

VENNMO ME THIS

BUY THAT

FEAR IS FAKE PERSONA

ITS JUST GOOD ACTING WITH DRAMA

Yeah fuck you Christ fuck.

Comedy: New Jokes

 By VenderGreentag

When you go to the dentist

You never

Say see u next time

Why?

Its not a coffee date

Its dentist teeth appointment 

Its fucking shit

...

The whole ted tv show

Its shit

Its sucks

When you are prostitute

There is time

When you say

Bring the kids

To the pimp show

The bitches

Show let show them the moves

Of cock drills and pussy drills

Aah, fun?

Women are easy

You just don't know how to manipulate them

Oh now you are training

To get a pussy wet

And get a easy five to fuck?

Fuck you

So fuck off

Fuck you

Fuck em

I want woman which is pussy destroyed

Emotionallly vacuum 

Die

Butcher bitch

Just butcher honestly

You are simp

You are fucking

Cuck-so next bitch please

I started something new which doesn't involve people.

Because they suck

Comedy: New People

 By VenderGreentag

Oh yeah the fadom of new people

The fetish of meeting new people.

I watched those channels where they donate big sum of people of people who are cripple or just mentaly retarded.

ARE U SHITTING ME?

...

HOPE THOSE DIE

GIVE ME THOSE MONEY

BIG LARGE AMOUNTS MONEY

BIG PILE OF MONEY

And i expect to fuck

Do fucky-fucky

But its not happening

You are expecting funny jokes

Its not happening.

So fuck of limb shit.

Language is fun

Until i find myself preparing for everything interaction 

I already buried my life.

I saw people together

And asked myself

In this relationship who is the men?

Who is really the men

I am curious who is doing the heavy lifting.

I get it 

NONE

They say marriage is sanctimonious 

Sacred

But guess what

Don't care

Fuck off

Not paying pussy rent money.

I won't pay for the pussy which i already used.

I HAVE DONE THAT

BEEN THERE

I have ideas for material

I meet a girl

I tell her my feelings

She roasts me

Mocks me

Nothing fun than she eating my feelings alive.