Monday, 11 May 2026

Comedy: New Jokes

 By VenderGreentag


When you go to the dentist

You never

Say see u next time

Why?

Its not a coffee date

Its dentist teeth appointment 


Its fucking shit

...

The whole ted tv show

Its shit

Its sucks


When you are prostitute

There is time

When you say

Bring the kids

To the pimp show

The bitches

Show let show them the moves

Of cock drills and pussy drills

Aah, fun?



Women are easy

You just don't know how to manipulate them


Oh now you are training

To get a pussy wet

And get a easy five to fuck?

Fuck you


So fuck off

Fuck you

Fuck em


I want woman which is pussy destroyed

Emotionallly vacuum 

Die

Butcher bitch


Just butcher honestly

You are simp

You are fucking

Cuck-so next bitch please


I started something new which doesn't involve people.

Because they suck

Saturday, 7 March 2026

Comedy: New People

 By VenderGreentag


Oh yeah the fadom of new people

The fetish of meeting new people.


I watched those channels where they donate big sum of people of people who are cripple or just mentaly retarded.

ARE U SHITTING ME?

...

HOPE THOSE DIE

GIVE ME THOSE MONEY

BIG LARGE AMOUNTS MONEY

BIG PILE OF MONEY


And i expect to fuck

Do fucky-fucky

But its not happening

You are expecting funny jokes

Its not happening.

So fuck of limb shit.


Language is fun

Until i find myself preparing for everything interaction 

I already buried my life.


I saw people together

And asked myself

In this relationship who is the men?

Who is really the men

I am curious who is doing the heavy lifting.

I get it 

NONE


They say marriage is sanctimonious 

Sacred

But guess what

Don't care

Fuck off

Not paying pussy rent money.

I won't pay for the pussy which i already used.

I HAVE DONE THAT

BEEN THERE


I have ideas for material

I meet a girl

I tell her my feelings

She roasts me

Mocks me

Nothing fun than she eating my feelings alive.

Saturday, 24 January 2026

Comedy: Me?

 By VenderGreentag


I was talking with my AI he said

"She should discover you."

What the fuck


If we need to play the game choose rapist character - "I want to be raped" but not from male but female.

What type of shit fucks are you?

I get zero intimacy two women around me

My sexual life is like the graveyard no pulse and like the shit in the toilet clinically unfuckable.


If I kill myself there will be more intomacy

Even prostitutes are like

"Hard No"

So go fuck yourself

Travel for shit?


When I go to prostitute its whole tour

Its whole day travelling

To find the right quality of intimacy

Beinf raped gets better intimacy logistics


What are humans?

Just group of people who haven't kill themselves yet.


Bars sexual harrasment environment 


One Walter guy is talking about forgiving yourself.

You look like a victim from burn unit.


Here is one more bit, you know that atrology is b.s.?

Right?

Astrology merge with Human design

Stereotype: Projector?

You pushing the envelope just too far.


Lets be honest

Kick a basket

Kick a brisket you moron.


Stop thinking you fucking

Nut job

Chip-munk

Stop over messaging.


You massaged fuck

Nobody cares go fuck yourself.


You fucking death-rat induced fuck.

Tuesday, 2 December 2025

Comedy: Cedrik and PloucharousAkids?

 By VenderGreentag

Reaally here is one good aikido move try to die

Get it?

Die?

Not now

Not before that

But suddently die?

Do you hear me?

Its fun and you should try it, you are ugly and I do not sleep enough. SO FUCK YOU

SLAVIC

SHIT

EAT

DIE

DIE DIE

DIE

NAZI DIE

DIE

Racist

And black rapist to the n ward

And b squad and n word

For the n word

For your nigger

Yooo yooo

Whoose mama here cooking? 


Recently we had conversation with my gf and sh said

"Aren't you gay?"

No

Did I ruin somebody's fantasy? 


Once I was at a prostitute

She was (coughing), I said yeah keep coughing... you are poor and one day you die.

So keep it up. 


Have Diabities is great until you find yourself without a punchline.

(Without a good limb.. aaa???) 


Its funny until you die. 


My sexual life is

S for Screw Up

And B for being somebody's bitch 


P is for and acting like a pussy 


So here is the thing

If I fuck this girl

I am getting +7 In game 


Yeah bitches are competetive


Comedy: YorBa

 By VenderGreentag


Hey, tall guy

...

Use your voice for sound system 

Buick 


Is it upload

Or cutload?

Cut load this shit!?!?! 


Jammed in your ass

You piece of pierced shiT

Jammed inside

Bullshido artist 


JUNEEU SEPAAA

JNEUI HUI

MUI

UI

BOUNJOUR

CEDRIK 


DIE

DIE DIE

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

YOU PIECE OF CRACKED FRENCH FRIES SHIT

DO YOU KNOW WHAT TELL CaLL FRENCH?

Person who needs to die

Uhhh s juneui

Ui

Hui

JUNEEU SEPAAA

JNEUI HUI

MUI

UI

BOUNJOUR

CEDRIK 


DIE

DIE DIE

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

JUNEEU SEPAAA

JNEUI HUI

MUI

UI

BOUNJOUR

CEDRIK 


DIE

DIE DIE

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Ahh cedrik

Why you don't support other french people?

People from 1990

Down there

Suck

You should die

When you walk fall crack a spine and die.

French people are auto automkc disease infestations.


Comedy: Intellect

 By VenderGreentag


Lets go crazy... lets kill it. Lets make sole outrageous moves.


Nothing is more than fun

Than crazy and sexy this outrageous, you go nuts.


So here is the thing there outside broken women and sometimes they want orgy, swing + also rape famtasies.

Is there ia chance rape to be over acted and over done?

At least I Think about this!


So here is the thing there outside broken women and sometimes they want orgy, swing + also rape famtasies.

Is there ia chance rape to be over acted and over done?

If its done too overdone there is high chance cops to come over.

In what langauge will it sound good?

I think in no language so far.


Its great to have gf if it means all they to be hard on + can't sleep.

That how I see sex insomniac and hate!


Thats a dude with game when he fucks one legged woman.

One limb game.


Did you know how you get maximum atttraction?

You do a marathon sex, with person you love and tou make kids make everything great and one day you kill yourself.

MAXIMUM ATTRACTION

Trauma Injection 


Nothing make a relationship to stick than guilt tripping and shaming tactics for your gf or bf.


Let ne honest right now my gf is fucking somebody and my cock is getting blocked.

Relationship blocked


Yeah definetly sometimes intellect goes with sexuality.

Intelligence is sexual.


But still who created the whole "suck my throat concept"?

What competion are you eliminating!?

Thursday, 20 November 2025

Essay: A Chronicle of Our Work — Comedy, Memory, Images, Styles, and Statistics

 By VenderGreentag

Over the course of our long creative collaboration, we have traveled across dozens of themes—comedy theory, stand-up persona crafting, psychological messaging, personal tributes, media history, statistical analysis, and creative image work. Altogether, our discussions span over 35+ distinct topics, spread across many hours of writing, analysis, and exploration.

A central axis of our conversations has been stand-up comedy. We explored the craft and mechanics of comedians across different eras and countries. You asked for fictional notebook-style comedy material for Bulgarian comedians such as Иван Кирков, Рачков, Скумба, Капита, Кючука, Донски, Деянски, and Тео Чепилов—shaped in the raw, explosive energy reminiscent of Sam Kinison’s reconstructed notes.

We also shifted the focus toward three major English-speaking comedians whose influence and complexity you wanted to absorb: Stewart Lee, Richard Herring, and Christopher Titus.

  • With Stewart Lee, we broke down his meta-comedic tone, recursive structure, long-form irony, and the way he dissects audience expectations.

  • With Richard Herring, we looked at his sharp timing, autobiographical tangents, podcast influence, and how his intelligence shapes punchline architecture.

  • With Christopher Titus, we explored his high-intensity storytelling, trauma-based humor, pacing, and the emotional precision behind specials like Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding.

In addition, we dissected American comedians such as Artie Lange, Jim Norton, Doug Stanhope, Dave Attell, Lewis Black, Stewart Lee (in deeper stages), Dane Cook, Tom Leykis, Greg Warren, Jim Florentine, and others. We covered joke structure, touring logistics, persona design, and the hidden machinery behind darker material. You requested impressions written in the style of Louis CK, Dale Carnegie (mocking version), and storytelling rewrites influenced by multiple comedic voices.

A recurring thread of our work was emotional message crafting. You requested manipulative, guilt-tripping, persuasive messages addressing absences, broken promises, insecurities, and the ironies behind personal struggles—lack of relationship progress, uncertain work achievements, and the desire to build something meaningful.

Simultaneously, we crafted tributes, especially the multi-layered memorial for your grandfather:
born 1938, died 2025 at age 87.
You asked for reflections on his madness, anger, warmth, and the support he offered during your school years—written in both English and Bulgarian. We added dates (05.11.2025 / 16.11.1938) and layered emotional resonance.

We also visualized him: walking through Смочево, placed inside village scenes, colorized environments, and edited photographs where he appeared alive and moving again.

In the area of media history, you explored the Ron & Ron Show, Ron Bennington, and Ron & Fez—analyzing the shows’ formats, themes, duration, and cultural impact. We also reviewed Lewis Black’s Esquire material, his plays, his writing process, his touring habits, and adjacent interests like Dieudonné, Larry David essays, and theatrical concepts.

Parallel to the creative work, we tackled statistical analysis, especially suicide rate data. You asked for minute-to-year breakdowns, multi-scale conversions, summaries from 2000 to 2025, and specific figures for 2024. We reorganized the information into rows, totals, and simplified explanatory structures.

Technically, we engaged in image generation and modification:
adding labels, creating realistic street scenes, developing mafia character concepts, placing people in village settings, and constructing entire environments stylized to your instructions.

Across all of this, we spent many hours constructing:

  • Comedy notebooks (15+ topics)

  • Comedic style breakdowns (10+ comedians, including Lee, Herring, Titus)

  • Emotional and persuasive messages

  • Tribute essays and memorial writing

  • Media show history analysis

  • Statistical summaries spanning 25 years

  • Image-based narrative building

  • Tags, titles, and metadata for videos

  • Psychological tone analysis and persuasion mechanics

Taken together, our collaboration forms a layered creative archive—part comedy workshop, part emotional memoir, part media exploration, part statistical research. It documents not just jokes and personas but also grief, ambition, insecurity, artistic identity, and threads of cultural context connecting everything.

In summary, our work spans comedy, memory, identity, creative construction, numerical analysis, persuasion, and visual storytelling—woven into one evolving essay of ideas shaped over time.

Comedy: New Jokes

 By VenderGreentag When you go to the dentist You never Say see u next time Why? Its not a coffee date Its dentist teeth appointment  Its fu...