Comedy: Learning

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I started learning pick up right now I FEEL
SQUISH, SMASH AND WHOOPED

The Red Cowboy is dead...
BIG DEAL
RED COSTUME GUY
NOT EVEN A PIRATE
FULL ON RETARD
JUST FULL FUCKING ON
OLD AS FUCK

Who is even buying coffe for 50 bucks?
Lv or whatever the cost is it, WHO IS DOING IT?

The student years are shit
It tastes like shit
It looks like shit
The MOTTO IS
GO BUST EAT, CRASH AND SMASH SHIT

Special message Yo Messiah Don, fuck off you screw wissle hack.

I have a new idea to start getting in the bus before busy traffic of people and sit in one place and enjoy misery of students.

Yeah, yeah ... hashish... the girl from the street dissapointed from people big deal.

Most movies are shit
Just shit
Shit
Shit
Fucking bag of shit!

YOU LOSE
I WIN
FUCKOOO

Lawyer, really???
You are fucktard with a cap!

Yeah yeah my mom fuck that whore
FUCK THAT WHORE
MORE BAG OF DICKS SHE HAS SAW THAN I WILL SEE PUSSY

God likes to play games the last game we played was hide n seek, my parents neglected me and since then zero pussy.

I started reading a book about astrophysics
Here are two words

Shit
And
Rainy
Why two words because how do you call a child with no parents at all?
Just a semen lost in a swimming pool.

This guy gave me some kinda validation
Here is the thing,no jokes at all!

I have parents, jack daniels is my father.
I call him father jack
And my mon after shock
Its ooo AAAAA
SHOCK DYNASTY

Is this the new way of dating
Like all my photos
Validate me
And I will be with you
WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

Multi level tasking, managing,
Some kinda sick fuck
Telling me what to do on telly

Comedy: Started

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I have started watching HISTORY OF SWEARING TV SHOW
AND INTERNATIONAL STUDENT
Both are great for binging.
And funny
And better
I am comparing to somebody in this room but I have seen shitty comics.

Right now I see myself.
I know whats the feeling somebody to hang out with me!
I am like a brat, annoying and whinny.
I know how I look in the mirror
Tall and shitty ride.

"GO OUT WITH ME"
To see, feel and touch how shitty I am as person
People suck
I suck
My mom sucks
My grandparents sucks
Siblings dinners sucks
We live in era in which if its not fast, quick and takes too much time it sucks.


You need to live, been in hell
To be funny thats how life of funny man goes.

(CHINESE ACCENT)
Be funny man... be funny, come on funny man tell a joke.

I am a shitty person as LOUIS CK Always says about himself, thats with what I identify.
BEING SHITTY PERSON
I GIVE ZERO CELLS for other people

I just do not care, its not that hard.
ITS NOT ME
ITS NOT ABOUT ME
AROUND ME
FOR ME
SO FUCK OFF

Its seems normal in this political era go vote and "YOU DON'T GET COUNT".

Don't get me started
I JUST WAS 12 HOURS
FOR 4 EPISODES OF THE BULGARIAN GAIMING SHOW
"GET RICH"
My role over there was
"Get poor"
"Waste my time, use me"
"I am more awful than a homeless dude."

I am at time period which I got holy fuck package of resentment.
I forget stuff
I am miserable as fuck

STILL THINKING ABOUT BEATING UP THIS FUCK
THIS SMARTASS
WISEASS
FUCKHEAD
GUY WHO AT AGE 2 KNOWS 20 SONGS, AGE 6 HE KNOWS HOW TO DEAL WITH MONEY AND BEFORE THAT AT AGE 3 HE HAS ALREADY GOT HIS FIRST PAYMENT
FUCKASS
WISEASS

I am reading facts and I AM WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK

Comedy: Ally As Sassy

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag 

Whats with the unneccessarry accessories, unnecessary uniforms and so official, but not casual, average and normal.

Are you dumbass??
Witfucfreshfuck
Fuckhead
Fucktard?
You put all over your body tattoos then remove clothes, you removes shoes and both at the same time you are almost naked.
Hairy
Sweaty
Deadly combination IF YOU ASK ME
TIP FOR THE DAY PUT A BARCODE NEXT TIME!

Do I Care?
NOPEEEE
Should I care?
Must I
HOW ABOUT NO
AS ALRIGHT NO?

I am doing great, I am getting free meals
Getting back into comedy

Yeah I am back
I WANT SMASH BALLS

WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
WITH THIS WHOLE NEW GENERATION
PAPER STRAWS AKA SAFE THE PLANET
FOOD TASTE LIKE SHIT

My mom
I hate that walking pile of shit
Once she said she will sue me and call on me the police
THATS WHAT I CALL GETTING A DELAYED SEX OFFER

Rape is cool idea, I support it but for suitable categories
Not rape a child
Rape... as something more

I hate those online ads with words like
"WE HAVE FEMALE WHICH 5 KMS AWAY FROM YOU"
"YOU HAVE ONE MESSAGE FROM A PERSON FROM THE SAME TOWN
CUTE, SEXY FEMALE"
YEAH YEAH LIES LIES FUCK OFF

DATING apps don't work out,if they worked most people won't being killing themselves here is a fact not only straight guys but all types of categories of people kill themselves... reason SELF HATRED TYRADE

Yeah yeah I know how the jokes go and sometimes they are on me...
But here is the thing... you fucko shut up and listen up.

I had a chance to eat Syrian food!

Good for you
Just good for you
TOM PAPA
Enjoy life
Women good for you...
Fucking good

Before when you win
YOU WIN VIP SHIT
NOW YOU WIN THE MOST FUCKED UP TICKETS... FOR THE SHITTIEST EXPERIENCE
SHITTIEST SEATS

Comedy: Just Be

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag 

Yeah yeah yeah mind parasite or as we always say, just a bitch.
Yeah babies sneeze a lot
Babies in Italy, Canada and Britain cry a lot the same goes for this bearded fuck.
Can you shut your pie hole?

Oh thank you
No... no thank you
What I mean is ...
I want to say "I am better human being than you", fuck every million guy who has died in the Spanish Flue, its native thing.

You drink stuff, why?
Because you are lazy slob...

So legends go that this town fucks around with the weak people, people go with crowbars and beat up others.
So thats how legends goes...

Sometimes we go over the rail, over the top
"I KNOW HOW TO DO IT"
"STOP TEACHING ME HOW TO EXCUTE IT"
"STOP IT"
"I CAN DO IT"
But in reality we are nothing far than a oreo which getting put in milk.
Shut up
Shut up
I AM BETTER THAN YOU

You have heard locals tellings stories about me,what I have been... who I am
I am arrogant, cynical, angry, crazy,shitty person, but lets deal with the truth shall we?
I have helped others people just for my own pleasure
I have eaten on others people expense 6 months feeding program + more time.
That program or lets say part of my life
I CALL IT
PEOPLE PAY MY FOOD
ENTRANCE
AND EVERY EXPENSE ALONG THE WAY JUST TO HANG OUT WITH ME
If the question
DID I FUCK THE RICH BITCH, YES I DID IT
AND AT THE SAME TIME I HAD A LOT OF FOOD!

Today is the day, I celebrate me getting in the show business. I am just starting new way of living.
Today... today finally BACK TO NORMAL
NORMAL CLOTHES
HAT
T-SHIRT
Keeping it average, fresh and simple!

Comedy: Thoughts

  By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Yeah yeah yeah, we all have those fucked up,leveled up thoughts with...
"I WANT THAT PERSON TO GET RAPE"
"I HOPE YOU DIE IN FIRE"
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE"
"I HOPE YOUR ALL FAMILY DIES OUT I
OF MISERY"
Sometimes we go as far as sending threats
To certain type of group or people.

AND YEAH YEAH
I AM FUNNY
I AM FUNNY
I AM FUNNY
AND I AM BETTER THAN YOUR AWFUL CHILD
WONDERFUL, LIKEABLE,BETTER, SOCIAL, ENERGETIC AND LESS ANNOYING
I AM JUST BETTER THAN YOUR CHILD
I DON'T WANT A LOT OF STUFF JUST ADOPT ME.


Oh ohhhh
..... oooo the pooor thing you do not have money, do you want some?
Just think about it weak minded fuck I AM BETTER THAN YOU GONNA DIE FROM STARVATION AND BEING WHINY I AM ALL ABOVE THAT.

Lets stop being awful to each others, lets today be more human to each other.
Enjoy life
Send good vibes
Improve
YEAH WE ARE AWFUL AT THAT
SOMETIMES I HAVE THOUGHTS TO END IT ALL THIS FUCKING LIFE
I SEE MENTORS IN MY LIFE GETTING DRUNK
YOU KNOW THE MOMENT WHEN LIFE SHAKES YOUR FOUNDATIONS YOU JUST START FEEL AWFUL.

We have God and other religious B.S.
But lets be honest
The huge pay of is not sobriety its shame and guilt thats with what it goes hands in hands.
Lets be honest!

You know stuff about me that I was crazy, and I was killing on stage with anger and just screaming but lets try with other point of view. To go deep in the heart, we all are hurt innerly thats why hide it with different types of tools all this pain and with time we just get good in playing this game.

I had a food oh boy its the RICH FOLKS FOOD
Its total block buster CHOPPER
KA-PAAAAL FOOD

No need for complex dishes, I mean food
Keep it normal
No need for extra shit
Then calling it, like its something brand new, fuck off.

I go out with costume but this doesn't make it holy fuck... I AM RICH
IT JUST DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY ALRIGHT?

Here is a riddle to scramble
Life sucks... I STARTED WATCHING FOOD NETWORK CHANNEL
SO FAR
IT SHOWS DISHES AND FOOD WHICH IF I HAD MORE MONEY IN MY POCKET I WOULD BUY

Comedy: Rarely

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Sometimes when I see a homeless woman I look at her and I say "Give me Blowjob"
My mindset its "Lets teach this bitch ro give proper service + beneficial submission to the way the world works".
Lets be honest
You either fuck or GET FUCKED
Thats how it works out.

It all rape lost
Fucking rape lost
Life is a dry esthetic, lets be honest label it,tag it. But I am better than you...

There is powder cancer
All make up products cause cancer
Food cause cancer
And yeah you difinetly gonna die
Stress causes... brain problems, long time fucks you over.
Yeah you are rich so what?
Big lips?
Botox
Yeah here is the thing,oral captivity cancer!

I started this documentary call Toxic Beauty, I got over the 40 minute... too much info, too much tumor, cancer oh boy... fuck me... fuck me double as deck.
This documentary depresses the shit out of me.

Oh really you think you are st that level important, too much people caring about you and decently to give a fuck about you?
Really?
Are you a moron,nobody cares about you or your action, people have their thing.

Oh men friends, oh boy, pfff friends.
The most awful thing in society get friends,go out... be validate...do stuff together consume and die.
THATS WHATS LIFE IS ALL ABOUT

AFTER LIFE????
NAAH
THERE ISN'T SUCH THING... THERE IS MOVIES AND TV SHOWS... BUT AFTER LIFE FUCK NO.

I hate change, when stuff change like for example mustard now is a new package.
Its fucking hard in the opening part and pops out as poop,before it was like piss now its like poop.
Piss is better than poop!

PFF UNHEALTHY STUFF, I LOVE IT

Sex is something which I avoid
Sexting oh men awful method

I have a job
Which makese a better Human being down you
DEAL WITH IT WORTHLESS FUCK!

Comedy: NagginG

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Girls nag over and over and over and their words have double meaning and look for the actions not for the words. Guess way today I am counting on words affer.

If you an new adult... in the adulthood world great, welcome but here is a tip we are liars life sometimes works out with lies which keep saying to ourself.
How do you get sex life, lie... lie
Then build it up
Then after that be honest and stop apologizing!

Come on guys man up stop apologizing for your manliness and masculinity, what the fuck guys???
Guys are you that level evil kenivil dumb?
Oh men

Football really sucks... really fucking sucks...
It sucks have you recently been into those conversation in which some faggots just don't shut up...
They continue...and continue... those miserable folks just go with handy outlet... let me tell you about my team and how we won.
HERE IS THE TRUTH MOST OF THOSE FANS ARE
SILLY DRUNKS
FAT
MISERABLE
THEY USE ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF GAMES AND STAY AT HOME IF SOMETHING IS REALLY GOING HANDS IN HANDS WITH THEM.
ITS JUST SHUT UP AND TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE

People laugh from stress and situations which have high levels of build up tension.
Oh how awful does that sound
Cracker in a casket GODDDAMIT

ITS TIME TO GETTTTT REJECTED


BOOOOOYAAAAA
FAGGOTS
I WAS IN MOVIE
I WAS IN ADVERTISEMENT
IN TV SHOW
JUST THINK ABOUT IT... I AM BETTER THAN YOU

Dollar fifty up to the base
This crack fuck is ruining my whole sex life
Joke
Joke
Joke
Yeah keep moving on...
Just be empathatical
Fuck girls
Fuck em
Oh get them poisoned with drink and fuck em.

You have hard on???
Its enough respect for her
OKay?

Her stomach is like one pixavats... lets be honest one pixel... not more nor less.
Just one thiny little pixel
Yeah life sucks... so does your mom while she gives me blowjob.

Think about it you are jealous...
FUCK

You put me down because you are shitty friend, with a shitty personality.
Sometimes you just suck

Oh men it makes my day when a guy gets a broken hearth or goes in thought loop of...

"We were meant to be together"
"She was my soul mate"
"She is perfect"
"How could she?"
"We go hand in hand"

And other B.S. Crap
First of all shut up stop watching bullshit TV,second of all
She doesn't care about your feelings just different branch she has choosen, she felt like shit and thats why she was nice and apologetic,compesating bitch.

Recently I had a fight with a guy
It was really good one
He said to win the argument, "If you beat me up, I will cry"
Which means he is going to cry on command...
FAGGOT