Comedy: I am

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I am thinking about taking a break its similar as having aids and not wanting to die.
I hate myself and I want a break!

I am not planning if having children, its a thing which needs special calibration.
Today I had chance to see HOUSE M.D. The TV Show being made into a trailer of House Of Horror.
Still I find myself watching strange stuff on TV.

I had a girlfriend, stuff just didn't go the way was suppssed to go.
She wanted sex
I WANTED
"MOMMY LOVE ME"
"MOMMY PLEASE LOVE ME"
In her words "You are a parasite"

Most of my ex-girlfriends where total dumb ass physchopaths.
Still thinking how to enjoy life when I find myself masturbating!

I can't have a gilfriend because I am too compilicated to handle, when I am low feeling "I am suicidal", when I am high "I feel I AM ABOVE ALL"
Then after that I have moments where I humiliate my friends.

From the whole beginning of the nature
FUCK AND LEAVE
FUCK AND LEAVE

I need to avoid sex jokes...
I HAVE BEEN FOR SO LONG DIRTY AND EVEN LITTLE AS FAR HATEFUL... I NEED TO MOVE ON SOMETHING ELSE
Viagra is great
Religion some people say keep it out... others just say
No porn jokes
No sex jokes
Yeah, I got it...
Lets move on

Idiots
Society everyday is getting dumb we got freedom in speech then some kinda bloody bastard knocks on the door and says.
"You offended me can you apologize?"
Cancel culture
Mee too movement whole other story and thing.

Comedy: Price

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I am thinking about buying a car, but its quite a price.
Almost bunch of prostitutes
Isn't strange we pay 150$ or 60$...
Or 300$ or lets say 400$ and we fuck we pay more to buy shitty stuff with no chance of fucking.
Have you seen somebody fucking his car
Or his expensive apartment?
I have seen a guy to masturbate... but fucking this concept is not fitting my mind.

People need to stop buying shitty aka useless shit from the market, guys NO NEED FOR THAT
I ALREADY ON TELLY SAW ONE GUY BEATING OFF, he was sad,ugly,bolding, tall and depressed.
But still my tv was off, which was weird.

Isn't it weird they said my father is alive, he just made a mistake which made him teleport in other universe.
Strangely enough after a week I was at a party, my grandma was holding my fathers dick he was sleeping while thrre was some kinda Jesus Guy saying religious shit.
Still saying this is made up story from the time which I had a complete make out with my mom, she was sucking my dick.
But we had conversation to make up something

I hate myself
I just hate myself
Bold
Awful hair style
Hats???
Really???
I am like rubbish already used and thrown away.

At photo shoots I am like a prostitute,too much events this year... I am making...
WHY?
BECAUSE I WANT PEOPLE TO LIKE ME
AND LIKE ME
AND LIKE ME
SOCIAL MEDIA SUCKS WHEN LIFE SUCKS I GO ONE STEP FURTHER ONE HANDJOB
But still thinking what my mom has to do anything over here.

Sometimes I just walk naked at home
Just stuff which I like to do.

We always idealize people, what fo we do it?
Did you saw that cool actor?
This model?
Did you saw the most hottest woman, in town?
We always put them pedestal cut ourself destroy ourselves mentally...
In other words automatically we beat ourselves and at the same time with somebody at higher position.
Society so fucked up!

Comedy: List

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Social media is destroying us, its coming the era of destruction.
We all gonna die
Or at least I am suicidal

I family used to say that they love me and Its pleasant to have me.
As for now they say "you are mistake", we needed to get abortion.

People are boring they suck we start from era of destruction then we go up to love and from there we can end up seeing some kinda fat douche jerking off.

I hate em,people who just fit in society I just fucking hate em.
We got chubby, skinny, tall fucks, midgets or lets say dwarfs,its so fucked up.

I need somebody to love me...
For me relationship its a one way thing, they love me... they need to validate me, to like me, to give me more and more self validation.
I need a partner who just to give me everything which I couldn't get from my parents.

I was born into a damaged house as people say, dysfuctional family.
Not over protective
Awful parenting
Too strict
Still reminds me for the penis erection,mom stop making my penis hard
STOP IT
STOP IT

Isn't it strange water has no taste, most shitties product ever evented and people still buy it.
I am trying to avoid gold showers while I am here
Quitely trying to not piss myself whole being on massage.

Happy endings parlor massages are massages where they plsy first with your body by putting shit...
I mean oil over your body and massage or over massage at the end they play with the dick.
Something, simple which my wife avoids do it.
For the record, I am stalker!

Comedy: Useless

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I am what people call useless disease blanket.
Thanks to all of you but here is some facts
I just suck as person

Louis CK genius comic, awful person...
Yeah
... yaaah... Hey Louie we all want to be bad... but evolution make up is what fuck us all over.

I had chance to read articles oh boy... oh boy
About expressiveness
Life
Jokes
Offensive comedy
Yeah I got it all fuck life and give me one cup of tea.

Today no friends whatsover

Today I could do some kinda mistake and nobody will back me up.

Btw, still don't get it the idea of golden shower..
How the fuck fo you get over there... and get an golden shower?
How the hell you desire somebody else piss!?

I am travelling and today I will be homeless

They asked me do I have parents
Do I look like a loser watching out?

One guy I asked him for opinion he was total jackass,fuck that guy

Sometimes you just want to hit someone...
Just pitch perfect hit
He to fall
Or she to fall
And life just improves
Its just better

Some people just don't deserve specific stuff... they just don't OKAY???

Mic with cord, fuck OFF!
Have you tried sex with fat women... oh men its so wild its like inviting whale in your house.
Its just mass destruction of your tiny hole
Yeah we live in holes

People call it Apartment, "My Place", place to "crash" and list goes.
But here is thing its a hole which you fill it with your shit.
If its with your shit, it sucks 

Comedy: Yup

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Kids annoy me... they fucking annoy me...
Walking problems with two legs.

Vitiligo is another disease about which we can think about.
White patches... its so great it reminds me for turmoil which gets on my hands when I masturbate.

Here is a chip of truth way of life goes
Girls are selfish
Everybody is selfish
Nobody cares
You are just a useless midget
You suck
You are awful at most stuff and if something is true life is hard... we lie to people because thats how it works, we keep on avoiding reality and procrastinating.
We just suck really really bad at it.

When people speak other language
They look themselves and then after that they say "Wow... look at it... it works"
"I have got a dick on my side."

I have one those moments when I talk really too much on my phone.
I just look like a decapitated walking victim.

I was one of those Towns of non educated people trying over there comedy, I went with 5 minutes,I bomb...
I was combination of shit and yeah I need change carriers.

I hate people
Thats all I hate em full of masks and lies.

Thats what happens when you meet shitty crowd and try out to be genius.

So in this town in which I was recently,it really sucks...
It fucking... sucks
The suck as crowd, shitty crowd, un educated, awful crowd, stupid and dump.
Yeah you heard me right.

Social 2.0 the truth about social media lets open our eyes and stop being such a neglected hateful crowd.
Fuck OFF

Gay guys are expressive and open and today they want you.
This year I had a lot of reviews about my comedy... a lot ... a lot... fucking a lot...

Comedy: Lie

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Today I learn something
FUCK THE FAT GUY

WHEN YOU CARE
GIVE A FUCK
BE NICE TO PEOPLE...
WHY YOU GET
ITS JUST HATE
AND PEOPLE WALK OVER YOU
HERE IS THE THING... DONALD
YOUR NICENESS DISGUSTS ME...
COME ON HOW YOU ARE SO NICE WHEN LIFE GOES LIKE
I asked a question "Favourite Vegetable..."... A girl... it was a warm up thing what I got was two stuff
An answer and angry, rude,cruel,jealous, asshole boyfriend... almost got beaten up.
Why?
Nice...


I am just losing my mind, I am getting sleepless night and for food I eat shit.
Exact way to say it...
Its like poop with semen
Sometimes I say I eat shit but other days when they come oh men they are castrating horrible shit.

I do approaches because it has the promise of "You are getting a woman"..
You are getting sex...
But at the emd the sad truth is indirect "no's" and see girls who you like to he with other fellows.

I open cans for prostitutes
I open their drinks
I give compiments
Thats the combination of nice guy and person who goes "Like Me"...
"Like Me"...
Fuck off retard

Oh men here is a thing from 50 000 up to 70 000 thoughts you got...
I am not sure how you take it... but it reminds me like trains express cum wheel.
I am st least getting fucked up.

Can't I die already...
I almost got beaten up
I suck in friendship
I suck with women
I suck in life
I suck in getting enough money
I am tall guy...
I hate every inch and part of myself... and fuck off you bastards

So she acting like a bitch, then after that she wants respect.
Am I some kinda moron a woman which over 40 lost her beauty, ugly piece of package wants me to respect her?
Aldo at the same time she start putting water on herself... as if we are at the beach.

Comedy: Conover

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I just don't know from where to start from dumb research up to how straigh guy gets into faggot state or how sexual impulses are similar to impulses of a Killer.

Still need to do a research of how long time
Do I have live...
Oh it sucks when you just don't know what to say.

The fucked Up thing... is that people you Hate... are alive
People you love they are dead...

People who don't understand stand up have no right to watch it.
Just no right
To watch
Or to criticize
FUCK OFF
CAN YOU IMAGINE SOME PEOPLE EVEN ARE SO LAZY THEY DON'T GOOGLE WHAT THEY ARE GOING TO WATCH

I hate old people
It has nothing to do with our nationbality old folks porn.
Unwatchable and disgusting
When the guy is fucking you are asking yourself "Is he going to die from heart attack"
And when you move on his partner which had more dicks in her vagina, than my numbers of meals + she is looks like she is at age she perfectly fakes orgasms.

Today at had chance tovread a message
"Eat Pussy
Not Animals"
Yeah right...
Fuck you

Watching Friends and Seinfield is mental torture its just fucking torture...
Thats my opinion on this shit.
Not something more
Or less
Thats my opinion
Fuck those shows

Can you imagine the level of B.S.
Lets go and read some kinda a crappy book.
How about lets start the sentence
Fuck you and go few further lines in this whole thing,don't recommend me shitty stuff.

I am honest you should also be...
LETS TALK ABOUT GUY IN WHEELCHAIR
I GUY WITHOUT LEGS
A CANDYMAN WITH DISEASE
AND UGHHH WHAT A DISGUSTING CREATURE YOU ARE