Comedy: TodaU

  By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Today I am supposse to make you trust me and after all I am going to betray you like a gluten diabetic bitch.

Shakespear  is a gay,
What a dickhead.

Sometimes penis looks like mushroom,
So does a job of worthless IT Specialist.

Some people want jokes,
Until my mom zips up my cock she wanks it and says you are ready, AAA I WAS AT THAT time 29 years old.

Some people have jobs,
So does a horse with a big dick if you asking me for advice go and suck it.

We've got Bill Gates the gate keeper, we had Don Rickles the reckless fuck with rickles, we've got Steve Jobs the guy who changed the world and under change I mean applying dumb spirtuality to a cancer problem.
Sometimes being a manager its like being my mom.

They say today is going to be fine everything,
Until you find yourself draining your cock in watermelon and just get off from the bus.

Afrodisiac they say is when you try watching news and your cock just gets erected, not saying anything some terror and pretty awful stuff happen around the world. So I was peeing the other day until I got of the bus.

Wanking next a loser and troubled fuck is horrible idea. Until you see a mirror and turn of TV.

Just think about it,
I do not hate you but you flake it reminds me for my terrible childhood which was me seeing my parents naked I was at that time 17+ one moee month before my birthday.

Your parents screaming (with voice not doing deep throat) their mouth (open like a wasted cock time).
(We need push the envelope)
At the same you get out naked from the toilet its total exercise for morons just shut up and let me get clothes... mom your role games suck.

Recently I was at a prostitute
I was eating free food
And drinking
And staying for long time periods
One day I just stopped leaving
I was 28 Years old and my mom wanted more "me sucky time", I hate abortions like dead father out of casket.