Comedy: Used To

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I had a bunch of shit shows
Bunch of great shows and thats how life works by the book.


SOMETIMES PEOPLE JUST STEAL JOKES AND THIS MAKES ME ANGRY
BY THE BOOK PEOPLE TAKE AND TAKE AND OWN SOMEBODY ELSE SHIT
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
GET INJECTED WITH SOME KINDA SERUM
Which will kill you and go to nanny nanny
Sleep you beauty fuck.

Here is a cool fact as George Carlin used to say every 40 seconds somebody kill himself after in about bunch of seconds lefy one guy dies few more and we got in about 7 000 suicides per year.
Its stats men, I could be wrong if we look it from other POV like bunch extra bonus days of months and years probably it coupd add up few more 7 000. But still you got it.

People fuck and others die
We clean get space and gets filled again people die and again empty... full. Do you know what else nowadays in my home is full?
My bin with used condom, aborted babies and have fetish for girls wothout legs its fun to fuck such fellow its fucking fun.
No legs, no way to leave, to walk away or even to run.
WHO IS GOOD WITH LOGISTICS?
WHO IS YOUR DADDY?
WHO IS GOOD WITH LOGISTICS?

We got this fucko who is african, but white. Fuck off mate, you are some kinda other universe nigga who wants to get whote privillige, studying over here?
Really buckle up you wacko maniac.

We've got this wacko, he is small part of your team,has a band and you know who it is this guy has jokes of memes,arrogant and the most dumb cheap version of Sarah Silverman. He is home made cheap version of rooftop potato chips.
This guy he imitates Michael Ian Black sorry but fuck you
This bitch... ummm I am sorry
Are you a bitch!?
Yup her she is crappy whinny version of Bill Cosby we've got Poor Louis Ck. We've got a beaver who has no talent at all, reminds me for Callen. And we have this fat lady who is here to support the over weight ladies.
Sounds like the most horrible evening

Fat people I used to masturbate onto them because extra holes when they are fat and they sit you get extra spaces to fuck em.
AND HUP HUP
HORRAY BONUS POINTS

Some people say Marc digs with scapel
But fuck you I have read his book, nothing really that impressive.

Girls night out?
Its a cock CAROUSEL SHOW NIGHT
SO SHUT UP LADIES

It really bugs me out that people say so much amazing stuff about Marc Maron and after all this guy is like pizza with footjob cum.
Just disgraceful and pretty awful!

The 2 girls and one cup, yeah I saw it big deal
Turtles moaning I saw and that
Cats moaning this too
Birds fucking yeah this too
Am I weird or stuff are getting weird... from roasters up to Elephans,zebras and giraffes.
Yeah I have saw it all.

Comedy: Me and Me

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

We lie and cheat and memories and show off because thats what we are. Cheap entertainment, tale of cheap labels and no talent at all.
But after I continue criticizing humans give chance to grab some fucking great food
Fries and hot dogs and coca cola fuck the poetry guy I am going holy fuck in new direction.

We all are gays, humans are condution of deprived mankind,from ancient eggs of turtles we go to new solid create in 3D environment, from there covid19 vaccine and we even got as far talking about mental health of flies and ants. Oh boy those thoughts never stop just think about it misdirection, lie then going and talking again about God.
Its like going in the toilet and peeing over the whole place... FOSSILS

We make shit up because thats how we cope in world which is clearly difficult to survive.
We've got
MindHunter 2 Season
You 3 season
Better Call saul 5 Seasons
Blacklist 9 season
Criminal Minds 15 seasons
Intervation 22 season
We can go with the list but here is the thing if you try to fool me you are in idiot if you try to get fooled by me oh boy boy I am definetly EATING PIZZA TONIGHT
I am thinking about binging and eating fuck fat people I am better than them.

Fat people walking pile of shit
Walking pile of cat shit
They are wasted idiots who are about to die
ANY MINUTE
WATCH AND HAVE FUN WHILE YOU DO THAT

Comercial I have seen many for those 22 years of my life its like geroscope of meteoroids and aliens. People aka believers make shit up, I was feeling safe with scientist until they started being clearly an assholes + making shit up.
Now shut up
And let me tell you how fat you are
And what horrible mistake your parents made

Hey, pricks dick pics are really awful and distatesful you never see a just nice dick pick...I mean cute and like a puppy dick...
Its always hairy, messy, smelly and awful if you gonna send me a dick pick just fuck off.

Cum over the face I don't get it, just let HER EAT IT
COME OVER THERE
DON'T BE A SMART CRACKER

Mencia yeah this dude fuck over the whole thing, so what?
You crack whore faggot?
Figgit
Diggit
Fuzzy
Fuck?
Say my name twice
And I am comming to fuck your mom...
Ice to the top bitch

Comedy: More

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

 Its difficult for me to sleep in other places. The whole feeling is weird, I feel shady…

 I feel like a coat which is worn out, used up pyjama…

 I feel like shit Its irritating It annoys me when I am at somebody else place. If you gonna host tonight, you need to be funny not just a dust in the wind. 

I have seen people copying my way I do stand up, am I that level of being awful??? Really? This is some kinda joke Poop joke I am captain deep shit, thats what you call a person like me Mr. Deepthroat, I suck I am awful in life and this is the truth.

 I am just taking a break for life, its so fun just doing normal shit and home staying and fuck work, fuck people. 

 Yeah I lie I am like a tiny umbrella Have you ever watched once of those old shit shows from the early 70s, 80s…

oh men I watch it I know about comedy and jokes. But my whole life is that Its a joke Nicolas Cage movies great to kill time but here is a tip of dear masturbators

 "WE ALL GONNA DIE" 

The shit show as always it finds its end!

Comedy: Passive Agressive

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

And life is about cheating and lieing
And hippoes
Fetish parties
Growing up and growing up and keep in track the whole thing.

I am horrible friend
No personality
No likeable
Horrible in taking peace
Awful in relationships
Losing hair... THIS AFRICAN GUY SAME STORY HERE
SCREW UP
FUCK UP
AND REALLY YOU CHOSE THIS GOD?
COME ON FAGGOT CHOOSE ANOTHER ONE
HORRIBLE OUTFIT
No HAT

In this life there are awful writtings with follow up of awful scrips.
Yup I still get this breakfast NIGGA IN A PAJAMAS !

Here is the thing some people just suck in comedy and fuck you for dissagreeing with me.
I hate people who don't agree with me.

I am over the whole place
DOING THAT
SAYING THAT
BEING AWFUL FRIEND
HORRIBLE PARTNER
DISSAPROVING PARENTAL APPROVAL AND FUCK IMPROV
FUCK IT
ITS DUMB
ITS IDIOTIC AND I GOT OPINION ABOUT THISE LOUSY FUCKERS
SHUT UP

YEAH WE KNOW YOU CAN IMPROVISE
GUESS WHST I DO NOT CARE
Self righteous fucks!

Life still sucks
FUCK OFF

When I look at your stinky ass siting bitch face...
Life just never gets better

Fucking with women is all about generation of kids putting in VAJAY JAY
OR lets say loads of semen.
Kids facial don't get it
Travestite aka gay aka into straight guys is that some kinda milk your mom tits story?

Prostitutes are easy to fuck
Easy to get no need to be an asshole over there... be on your expense but here is a tip
DON'T DO IT!

FUCKING
I MEAN Go start getting into the act of sex
Spread love or in science term
Put your reproductive semen inside the meatball aka vagina, inject the penis to create love also known as galaxy,kids known as universe and something really smells awful when you use wrong toilets just to clear the abort chambers.

The Hitler idea?
It was idea to clearing out the jews
Not the muslims
But the jews
Its an abort chambers for grown adults

Comedy: Cancel Culture

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I had a try with the VR GLASSES IT WAS AWFUL EXPERIENCE SO I SHOWED MIDDLE FINGER AND THEN AFTER AN HOUR I START STROKING MY COCK
THATS HOW WE COPE WITH REALITY BY FAKING ORGASM

Still thinking about the contacts which I got from yesterday, clearing my mind and fuck you all.

Fat ladies gross me out but here is the most gross out thing.
Men with hair down there, it stinks
Its awful looking and women being hairy... men being hairy its the worst porn category on the internet.

Yeah... yeah sensitive culture FUCK OFF

MILK FINISHED
COCA COLA NO MORE
IT SOUNDS LIKE GET FUCKED RIGHT IN THE ASS

I started reading the Onion news great place for hang out We've got Serial Killers, Pedophiles, even conspiracies and much much more.

I saw yesterday "A PERSON" Who I know
I hate those meet ups
Its awkward, useless
And stuff which I avoid
At the other hand Food I DO NOT AVOID IT

Flies have been put into experiment and with time we find out that they can imitate humans at behavior levels.
Fat fly?
Depressed fly?
Anxious fly?
Sounds like a soup from RUSSIA

It annoys the shit out if me with this mass media... all over the whole place...
Constantly noises
Noises
Shut up
Shut up
Fuck up

Rule me out
Rull me out
Please for ruining my chaрce ending a movie then going to the next one its like endless spiral.

Yeah I am in pause of comedy but my brain needs to feel the blanks.
I am such toxic invasation
Lies
Minapulation this is humans
A lurking disease beneath each surface.

Comedy: Changes

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Everything so absurd distance, bins for rubbish, people, prostitutes...
Everything so strange you thing the next distination will be great view...
DISTANCE
BUT AT THE END YOU GOT AN HIPPO, ELEPHANT AND GIRRAFE AND START WATCHING ANIMAL PORN TO CHEER UP
Those creatures are fucked up
We blame em just to feel good about ourseld
People old
Youngsters
And kids
Over here the paragraph is not so long, it a short list of people which I don't want to see.
Different bins for different stuff
What next?
Coffin casket
One for each part of the body
We got eyes, head, hair,hands,legs,nails, toes...
Its useless
SHUTTT UPPP
Prostitutes not bad idea bit once you go there your sex life gets overrated.
Its like eating doritos with a politician which you hate.

We all idealize famous people
STOP DOING IT
STOP DOING IT
JUST FUCKING STOP DOING IT

THE PISS
POOP
FUCK AND EAT
ALRIGHT???
THEY ARE ALL NORMAL LIKE US JUST FUCK OFF
SHUT UP, CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND GO IN HELL FAGGOT

Sometimes I have voices in my head, so you suck
You stink
Nobody likes you
Just shut up
Almighty then
Sometimes specific voices are weird
The moment you fuck and you end up
Watching weird fucked porn

Yeah muffle
Sick fuck

V spot , AAA nigga in the spot

I hate people who clear their throats
Just awful noises
I am not saying its something cool or great its just awful
Its like intercourse between alien and human.
Which definitely is a adaptation start wars and DartVader has a strap on.

The throat clearing noises just annoys the crap out of me.
God?
He doesn't exist grow up
If he exist its definitely not a nice one just upset, vindictive... give me validation guy.
A whiny bastard.

When I see people just having fun I want the kick the shit out of em.
Yesterday the dude who was touching his fucking nude fingers... of his feet,no socks at all,he played with his sis hair, with her hands.
First of all sicko
Second of all loser
Third pathetic
Definitely I am not getting my spaghetti
Here is the thing which annoys me about this situation
He wanted me to make him laugh, to make him feel better about his life,to make him enjoy life.
Hey IDDDD-DDDDIOT
SHUT UP
STOP MOVING
JUST STAY THERE AND LEAVE ME ALONE

I hate it when people are cheap and give me less money.
Come on cheap motherfuckers leave over here
IN THIS 'UCKING ROOM A PILE OF CASH
It just annoys me cheap and at the same time some kinda crappy stupid motherfuckers which are pretentious.
I had 2 blowjobs this month shut up and stop whining I am chosing my food.

I am not fat, I am tall and skinny which for most of you is not possible the fat women outside are like.
"I SUCK GUYS DICKS FOR MONEY"
YEAH FAT FUCKO
YOU HAVE SWIMIMING SEMEM INSIDE YOUR STOMACH
Also one cool fact its impossible for you to achive this great physique.

I had chance recently to get blowjob,

definitely fuck off for the disgusting guy who started showing less respect and avoiding me, fuck off.

Little bit offtopic, the lady was old with pussy, great body, I guess I met somebody's mom and she was good in sucking at the end this bitch started saying stuff.
How tall are you?
Shoe size?
How tall are you?
Check this guy shoes
Come on shut up mom and leave me to watch the sexual intercourse between you and your new boyfriend.

Comedy: G-Y

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Over there that Guy he is GAAAAAAYYYYY

AND YEAH DEFINITELY DAVE ATTELL
METHOD MOUTH KISSING MEN
OH MEN AWFUL FUCK

SHE WAS PISSING IN FRONT OF THE restaraunt awful fuck.

I was at the cinema nachos are with hot sauce...
JUST TOO FUCKING HOT
TOO FUCKING HOT
I had pop corns,movie was moved up to another time projection. It reminds me for when I watch dog porn same shit over there, but I double the stakes by masturbating to other people's sucess.

The pop corns were just went too far, too saulty, some of them were burnt popcorn similar to the morgue when they burn the bodies and make them in dust.
Dust a term which I use after jacking off
Jacking off a term which I use when I hate myself and play with my jazz aka dick.


I had almost a great night if we skip the waiting process that everything finished and I am left alone.
In my dreams i am sucessfull fuck
In real life
Just an idiot who stares at women and suck at this whole game.
SO GIVE ME SOME NAPKINS, LUBE, CREAM AND WIPES
I AM PLANNING TO CREATE SOME MYSTERIOUS TAX INVASION

In books,movies and tv shows I am fucking good in starting them but not in finishing them.
I just fucking sad,I am awful person
Sex,blowjob in about 5 minutes max
HORRIBLE TIMING
AWFUL IN EXPLAINING THAT I DO NOT GET SECOND ERECTION AND ALDO IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LOOKS

I got banmed from one comedy place, two venues and I am definently killing it.

I hate it when people mess around with my food, really me becoming vegetarian?
Really?
This even is not food
No milk
No eggs
No meat
What the fuck?
No cheese
Really?
This is some kinda joke?
Really?
And we can go as far as saying "Eat Pussy", not "Meat".
First under eating what do you mean?
Eating the way I take my breakfast or eating the part where she finishes in your mouth or pisses and you go like...
"I ENJOY IT"
NO YOU NOT
YOU ARE NOT ENJOYING IT
ITS TASTELESS
WASTE OF TIME
AND KINDA STRANGE

Girls right now go with mode and we suck your dick... why you don't go over down?
Ovulation, diapers and kinda scared from the whole Lohness monster.

Here is stuff which I said first and nobody has said before or done ever.

When mom is naked at home sitting on chair and scratching her pussy, todler start masturbating.
When pedophile finishes fucking a kid says, "Mommy I am hungry".
When guy robs you to say "Its a compromised mission, I just take stuff"
When the father is fucking the mom the kid next door to start walking around in the room in circle and start to saying "Mommy, mommy...Why this guy is putting an object inside you".
When black guy fucks a chineese chick says "Mom I am stopping masturbation for a month.".

Life sucks so does traveling, 8 hours oh boy... oh men its like a girraffe in a casket case.

Yeah, yeah .. people have change so does I...
Thats why I took " THE BIG BREAK"