Comedy: G-Y

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Over there that Guy he is GAAAAAAYYYYY

AND YEAH DEFINITELY DAVE ATTELL
METHOD MOUTH KISSING MEN
OH MEN AWFUL FUCK

SHE WAS PISSING IN FRONT OF THE restaraunt awful fuck.

I was at the cinema nachos are with hot sauce...
JUST TOO FUCKING HOT
TOO FUCKING HOT
I had pop corns,movie was moved up to another time projection. It reminds me for when I watch dog porn same shit over there, but I double the stakes by masturbating to other people's sucess.

The pop corns were just went too far, too saulty, some of them were burnt popcorn similar to the morgue when they burn the bodies and make them in dust.
Dust a term which I use after jacking off
Jacking off a term which I use when I hate myself and play with my jazz aka dick.


I had almost a great night if we skip the waiting process that everything finished and I am left alone.
In my dreams i am sucessfull fuck
In real life
Just an idiot who stares at women and suck at this whole game.
SO GIVE ME SOME NAPKINS, LUBE, CREAM AND WIPES
I AM PLANNING TO CREATE SOME MYSTERIOUS TAX INVASION

In books,movies and tv shows I am fucking good in starting them but not in finishing them.
I just fucking sad,I am awful person
Sex,blowjob in about 5 minutes max
HORRIBLE TIMING
AWFUL IN EXPLAINING THAT I DO NOT GET SECOND ERECTION AND ALDO IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LOOKS

I got banmed from one comedy place, two venues and I am definently killing it.

I hate it when people mess around with my food, really me becoming vegetarian?
Really?
This even is not food
No milk
No eggs
No meat
What the fuck?
No cheese
Really?
This is some kinda joke?
Really?
And we can go as far as saying "Eat Pussy", not "Meat".
First under eating what do you mean?
Eating the way I take my breakfast or eating the part where she finishes in your mouth or pisses and you go like...
"I ENJOY IT"
NO YOU NOT
YOU ARE NOT ENJOYING IT
ITS TASTELESS
WASTE OF TIME
AND KINDA STRANGE

Girls right now go with mode and we suck your dick... why you don't go over down?
Ovulation, diapers and kinda scared from the whole Lohness monster.

Here is stuff which I said first and nobody has said before or done ever.

When mom is naked at home sitting on chair and scratching her pussy, todler start masturbating.
When pedophile finishes fucking a kid says, "Mommy I am hungry".
When guy robs you to say "Its a compromised mission, I just take stuff"
When the father is fucking the mom the kid next door to start walking around in the room in circle and start to saying "Mommy, mommy...Why this guy is putting an object inside you".
When black guy fucks a chineese chick says "Mom I am stopping masturbation for a month.".

Life sucks so does traveling, 8 hours oh boy... oh men its like a girraffe in a casket case.

Yeah, yeah .. people have change so does I...
Thats why I took " THE BIG BREAK"