Comedy: SoFar

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

So women
Mouths are dick dungeons
Suckers

I am crippled, I have free pass
When you arr crippled everythig is a race

Vunerable men are weak

Men are disposable

I hate people
So recently I found out that gays and trans
Are strong as men and emotional as women.
So this is scary
Last time we had a fight, I've got a stick
And use it for hitting.
Still my father should stop playing dresss up.

I once ate box with chocolates
Sadly my mom was dead
It was at funeral
Funeral party
Its as far as she was in cofffin because of diabetes
I was outside making wish foundation.

Isn't it strange a had a nightmare rencently I was dreaming I was miserable and I had a girlfriend.
I woke up and found myself next to prostitute
She had a big dick
Still not sure if I am gay


People say being gay and being out of the closet but my opinion is I am out of life.
I hope I die


Sometimes people have sayings like a kick a crippple for luck.
Still not sure why my dad is dead
He had difficulties in moving
But so far his buried and unmoveable.

Do you know that each baby which is born
Can be bashed against the wall and you can be charged for being criminal.
But if you kick a pregnat woman you just remove one more white trash.

Did you know that big black dick is as good
As having a african making him a slave.

Its a joke
But I Like china
Maninly because with it small hands they make my phones.
So genius
So marvelous
Die
Kiddos

Andrew the Saucer

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Its Andrew and I am gay
And I am "He".

Its strangely enough but my name is Andrew I count my self on the shelf as for being heavily depressed.
I have small dick.
So you can say small dick energy.
I like cocka
I have tried dildos and fingers in my ass but cock I have never tried. Sounds like a marvelous experience dick... meat inside your white chicks ohhh magesty getting ass destroyed by giving your money.
You pay and you get dick, sounds like marvelous.
Once I went to a trans it was great she was sucking slowly and being agressive, muscular. I hope this does not go as far you see me as gay, I am not gay.
Cocks are like marshmallow you should tried them, I have tried mein... but not gay.
I am not gay!


Trying to self suck yourself difficult
I have tried it
Its awful it didn't go as planned.
I cumm in my mouth it had weird taste
My face was full of jizz. I jizzy cunt
I am cum cunt.

Sometimes when I masturbate I think about the real experience with this trans jerking me off and at the same time jerking herself off. She did amazing job.

I am tired
I was drunk
Not really
But I am depressed
Not religious
But dicks in mouth brilliant complexity
Russell Brand horrible comedian
Plays with words hope a dick sticks kn his mouth and he to go as far to die.

I have no internet
I am brainless
But 69
2 cocks in mouth experiment should be called
The Andrew 69 Cocks slaughter experiment
Sounds complicated for not gay almost somewhere homo.
Getting to lick balls
Getting fucked in the ass
I HOPE COUPLES DIE
BECAUSE
MEN AND WOMEN RELATIONSHIP IS OLD SCHOOL AND DUMB IDEA
HAVING HOMO FRIEND YOU GET EVERYTHING.

BRILLIANT SAUCER