Sunday, 31 July 2022

Not Know (1)

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag


I don't know what this is .. I FEEL LIKE A HORRIBLE PERSON MY MIND IS OVERHEATED, I am burn out. Sometimes maybe you are asking what happen with the porn dude, with no-fap, no fomo and no masturbate guy. I forget titles and I qm doing research which is  like looking in rubish and having the false hope that something good is going to happen.

It just a lie which you tell it to yourself enough times maybe you gonna believe in it. We live in era of addictions and "love" does not exist bloody bastard just shut up you ugly fuck.

What to tell you?
That you are a horrible parent?
Than life is full anxiety and release it with porn then we go back to cyber world, facts go straight when is about addictions and bad habbits.
Addictive personality, behavior!
We can go and watch another ted talk or even avoid me, right now I am at home and typing this shit when it ends my life does not ends its just another comq, questionmark, apostrophe or another bullet point the whole this fucking story.

The whole set of life is like comedy princle you could say
("SHUT UP
STOP SAYING BULLSHIT
COME ON GROW UP
WHAT TYPE OF SHITTY STORY IS THIS?
CAN YLU AT LEAST BE FAST?")
I could go and say "Let it be people who find it interesting to dive in and the others just adios.
So lets ho back...


"The whole set of life is like comedy princle you."
We got tension and we got release this is comedy proncle
Premise and punchine
Life
It builds up tension
Drama
Something bad is about to happen
Awful people
Then it has a suprise
You go forward in addiction this us a release mechanism.
The same goes for comedy

You could check out a lot of jokes by me, right now i could say
"Recently I was outside with a woman, the phone buzzed what happen my mom was on her knee and sucking my dick."

For me I have written different type of genres and its interesting thing. As for addiction we live in era
Fight or flight response in this era we either go and fight or we just run and go away from the whole situation. Is that we overthink, we live in stressful situations and we are just as always depressed we go forward in porn and cyber world and full avoidant behavior in the re world.
Its a sad story which must be told!

Friday, 29 July 2022

Comedy: Mess

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag


Yup a mess
Now lets continue!

"Beat around the bush -To avoid talking about Get your act together - Get organized and do things effectively
Hit the sack - Go to sleep
Your guess is as good as mineI do not know
- Good things come to those who wait
To have patience - Back against the wall - Stuck in a difficult circumstance with no escape - Up in arms - Being grumpy or angry about something - Scrape the barrel - Making the most of the worst situations or things because you can’t do anything about it - Burn your boats/bridgesDoing something that makes it impossible to go back to the original state.


- Break fresh/ new ground - Doing something that has never been done before - Sell like hot cakes - Quick sellout - Run around in circles


Putting efforts into something that is not a worthwhile result

On cloud nineBeing very happy

Left out in the cold
Being ignored
Blow hot and cold
Alternate inconsistently between moods and actions
Cut corners
Doing something in an easier and least expensive manner
Boil the ocean
Taking up an almost impossible or overly ambitious project
Keep an ear to the ground
Staying informed and updated about everything
Eat like a horse
Eating too excessively
A snowball effect
The aspect of momentum in every event and how they build upon each other

There are different types of idioms tehy think they sound clever, but they are not."


My personality

- I am sex addict
- I perform comedy
- I like  to do new stuff
- To go to an adventures
- To watch stand up comedy
- To watch movies
- To read books
- To watch debates
- To listen to music
      Listen to audiobooks
- To socialize
- To go on fun trips
- To read fun facts
- To read creepypasta
- Play  video games
- To go out with fucked up people
- Share stuff about myself
- To Play games in real world

I am

• ISTJ - The Inspector

• ISTP - The Crafter

• ISFJ - The Protector

• ISFP - The Artist

• INFJ - The Advocate

• INTJ - The Architect

• INTP - The Thinker

• ESTP - The Persuader

- To watch porn
- To go to prostitutes
-  I like to go to meetings and help out other people

What to say more?

Tuesday, 12 July 2022

Comedy: Quick

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag


Women are problematic and this is a fact their friendship costs the most problems.

Who watches porn ? Me

What is it? Its just downward spiral into sexual addiction multiple browsing porn categories


What happens when I watch?
I fuck myself up with crazy porn ideas

Where do I watch it? At bathrooms, home and sometimes at prostitute house.
Why do I watch? To have some mental downtime, to get away from work. To have something to occupy me while I’m in in the mood to show middle fingers and killmyself

P.S.: Life is full of losers, won't you shut up somewhere down in this line?

When? Whenever I have nothing else to do
How? On my phone, by myself, with my thumbs and sometimes one step far with other people around. Isn't it arousing when you suck at it?




Who goes to prostitutes? Me

What is it? Its just downward spiral into sexual addiction while paying some type ignorant bitch to provide me with love


What happens when I go to a prostitute?
I fill up myself with crazy fantasies and add it as layer of normality

Where do I go? Dumb question
Why do I watch? To get love you fucking idiot you are not a coach you are lunatic with zero brain cella.

When? Sexual urge arises
How? By paying idiot thats how I get it...
How by walking dumb
How do I get urges?
Fuck you
Biology
Now give me a chance to fuck your mom


Recently I was watching porn and browsing through internet. As always I get crazy its like another layer add up of fucking your mom.

Isn't it strange that  raping  and  being a pedophile botb stuff are illegal. Its like watching porn and not wanking?
What type of miserable fuck up are you?

Here is some truth non complicated ape, you promised to call me but you didn't. Sound like liar woth miserable eye side.

Shut up!?
Can I go get a van and juat you?

Whats with love and touching?
Stop being so touchy!
Sometimes is LIKE NIGGERS UNLEASHED VERSION

People are horny the same goes in hands with I hope your mom dies from aids.

Killing its not something primitive, its normal just shut up and do youe job. Moron with education philosophy squared rooted upon "how dumb are your parents".

Whats with dumb questions asking and just being such obnoxious person?
Can you shut up!

Comedy: He Said It

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag


One guy said be careful another dude pulled a dick out of pamphlet. Here is the thing your face is not comedy material zone.

Fuck YOU!

I am not gonna write in some kinda categorical list with sections and subsections. How about grow some balls you mean bolded fuck?

Whats your mind... I mean gray material, fecal matter how much is it?
0 squared?
Get a life a you fucking moron
Stop telling dumb jokes
Saying the daily news is a good place for jokes. Your mom is a good place for a joke with dilivery + release. I hope everybody shut ups!

I am starting segment dumb jokes for dumb comedians first one
" “Sex with my husband is a lot like going to the aerobics class at the gym, there’s never enough time to play with the balls.”

- Isn't it awful you talk about something you have zero experience about... recently I was to a prostitute she was sucking my dick in such way that I still need switches over there who the fuck plays with balls?
Are you some kinda juggler?

Life is not about pathetic and losers
I AM TRYIMG NOT TO BE FUNNY!

Sometimes running from gypsies is like the typical story of bible verses "give the one chick turn then the other one also".

Running from gypsies is jogging just get used to it.

Sometimes running from gypsies is the foremost jogging thing. Think about your mom
Now just fuck off ugly cunt.

I hate all of your, all your guts.

Comedy: Test 2

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag


Take it again!

My grandparents died peacefully, I wish I could say this about my mom she is still sucking my dick and I am beating the shit out her.

They say not everything is funny, yeah thats truth thats why I hope you get all types of disease at least Jesus won't dwell on you.

Your dad died, you mean an elephant dick is as big as me getting naked in front of a prostitute and getting blowjob.
Yeah, yeah, yeah jump jump fucking baybe machine.

Problems are like bums and gypsies sometimes they are out there in front of you and you can't avoid em.
Shhhh, I am fucking the baybe!

Recently I was on a date it was really a smell nice situation.
I totally innerly Felt the feeling to say "your shoes make you look like white trash".

Recently I was on a date it was good food situation.
Whats in common your dead mom craving my dick!

My best friend send me his feet picture.
What a pathetic loser its like high speed train full of ugly burn victims.

You know why I hate people?
Because annoying and its like fucking a chocolate cake just useless.

Cook is easy I recentlu started cooking I said "give me vegtables"
The fucked up thing was that vegatables are another word for dead babies
Should we start?

Sex and Going to the Gym

Sex
Its like me fucking noone
Nomans land
Not possie
Fuck em
Some people get it with pooopy recipe
Fuck you
Staring emty shelve

Going to the gym
No extra brain cells just useless muscles matter
Its fucked up activity
No friends land

Whats this fucking running marathon with dumb ideas starting with less pull in "sex", go as far as stealing from a black kid and ending up "going to the gym", sounds like total B.S.

Fuck ideas which start with tables, here is one fuck you, fuck em and shut your hole.

Yeah they said "i am getting fired from work, guess what I do not give peak in my ass".

Sometimes people need money, its pike tax avoiding invasion. I mean labotomized prostitute, specific type of whores need to be wiped out. I am shutting my eyes you shut your mouth full of vomit.

Friday, 8 July 2022

Comedy: Test

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag  


Imagine life without gain?
How about your dead mom and pedophile growth.

The key to happiness
Fuck my mom
Fuck you
And fuck em

They say sometimes sit and watch and just do not annoy anybody. How about give me q chance while I let in your mom just give me a chance to fuck her.
I mean I want bowl of soup.

Humans are condition, its a disease its like walking blisters just fuck you all.

I like the fruit orange, thats why sometimes when I fuck women my dick it gets orange.

Its cool to go in any position in the whole big book or kama sutra, but guess what every cumming situation I feel cool.

Sucess is not easy to master thats why when my mom was knocking on the door... while a prostitute was getting me off, I let her out.
Thats how cool I am
I destroy the human mind.

I have dead grand parents and dead people who I know, they are dead I do not brag. Life is a game AND SOME VS OTHERS BETTER IN PLAYING THIS GAME.

Shut your pie hole you wossie!

Comedy: MoreSome

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag  


Once I has a chance to stop masturbate not because my mom saw me...
But because minnd thought pop me out
Can't I just cum in my mom mouth.

Recently a homeless guy pop out from nowhere, its like gay porn. But this case and scenario I thought him "Get a job you dumb".

Have you ever seen people who are homeless, they are weak, problematic, outcast and even that level sexy as for fucking.

They say "Foreing country goes hands in hands sucess with women",my oponion is id thats truth why mom always stares at me when I give myself tube clean. I mean I anal bleach my ass and put semen inside my baybe powder milk.

Imagine if life was just casket of failures and when we talk about casket I talk about the old folks and their fucked up party and please today those pick seducers to shut up, I know your game you won't impress me. Memorized routines!

Have you ever thought about having kids and loving your mom?
I mean I think it everytime when I bash my mom's head against wall and when I just kick pregnant nut cases in the stomach sounds like monopoly for rich people.

Best tip ever when you are rich you gave different type of mindset its not a loser mindset its a win mindset. No friends, no wasted semen and bringing up kids with wasted future.
When you are poor you pop up kids you are like a child making machine, its oblivious the level their minds work. Its just midicore!

The door is in gender female, "she didn't let me in"... which means my mom didn't let me in. When is about sex and sexual chances rejection is the way things get delivered.

I Fosterered some feelings while fucking my foster-sister she was a sassy little fuck.

The keys for the doors are over there thats why the key place for today homowork is suck my dry  dick mom.


Sometimes when no food will be found at home you just starve. Starvatiom by itseld delighful way to get one piece od bread and semen.

Being poor = being hungry so does goes the saying "being a jew, hitler kills you twice".

Comminist camp sides they are student camps teaching poor what happens when you face reality + consequences.

Sometimes being a moron pays the deal or as the dumb fuck say shut up and let my mother finish the handjob.

Monday, 4 July 2022

Comedy: Just A Shot

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag 


Recently I was watching porn and jerking off until the phone buzzed. I heared a knock...
What I saw was dead babies and me cumming over them, I was arrested.

Before very long time I met a nice woman, we started living together and we play role games...
Nowadays she is disgusted and why we never finish the whole mom scenario?

If jerk off at young age its a total outcast method. fuck you, fuck me and fuck em!

Imagine turtle which is a pimp.
What about a Shakespeare sharing a cock with Beyonce.
(Lets make it more ridiculous  a mom sucking my dad's cock while shakespear is writing poetry is this gay or what?)

A Elephan which is a size of my dick.
A dinosaur which just get to negro orgy party.

Negros with fake dick fucking old folks in the ass.
A German Shepard shouting as Hitler.
A German shepard trying to fuck the president mom.

A walking beaver trying to fuck somebody while using drilling machine.

A PINOCCHIO less annoying, less lousy... just silent as charlie Chaplin.

A Santa Claus fucking Mrs Clauss while trying not to die from hearth attack. I mean Santa sucking a gay guy's dick.


How about something less messy coca cola bottle used for fake pussy.


Comedy: Monologue 3

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag 


I am just bad at it sometimes life sucks its like giraffe fucking a whale. We got Jon Stewart getting Mark Twain reward and then go as far as guide to dark humor and satire with old school classic "The King Of Comedy" can you make more horrendous and awful movie, next time?
Whats the big deal nowadays watching shit and posting reacting videos whats wrong with your people?

Why you can't stay alone and juat shut up in the corner?
We got Seinfield shitty comedian
We go to Brian Regan he has a brain of a mice
And then we can go to Friends just let me know when shit is over I am taking a break from life.

Charlie Chaplin OKAY
The Three Stooges OKAY
The Debates based upon the existence of God Great
Man Vs Bee Great
James Patterson Tv show about the gay detective just awful is nice word for now. Since when gay has become viral you either suck cocks or die alone. Sounda like a chicken pie pop song about how I want all my friends death.


Monologue 2

Just listen science is going great we do not need this darkness of religion just show once and for all I create jokes write now read and know your place. Give yourself a slight handjob but still do not forget humamity is like cockroaches.

Comedy: SoFar

  By VeNgeR GrEenTag So women Mouths are dick dungeons Suckers I am crippled, I have free pass When you arr crippled everythig is a race...