Tuesday, 12 July 2022

Comedy: Test 2

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag


Take it again!

My grandparents died peacefully, I wish I could say this about my mom she is still sucking my dick and I am beating the shit out her.

They say not everything is funny, yeah thats truth thats why I hope you get all types of disease at least Jesus won't dwell on you.

Your dad died, you mean an elephant dick is as big as me getting naked in front of a prostitute and getting blowjob.
Yeah, yeah, yeah jump jump fucking baybe machine.

Problems are like bums and gypsies sometimes they are out there in front of you and you can't avoid em.
Shhhh, I am fucking the baybe!

Recently I was on a date it was really a smell nice situation.
I totally innerly Felt the feeling to say "your shoes make you look like white trash".

Recently I was on a date it was good food situation.
Whats in common your dead mom craving my dick!

My best friend send me his feet picture.
What a pathetic loser its like high speed train full of ugly burn victims.

You know why I hate people?
Because annoying and its like fucking a chocolate cake just useless.

Cook is easy I recentlu started cooking I said "give me vegtables"
The fucked up thing was that vegatables are another word for dead babies
Should we start?

Sex and Going to the Gym

Sex
Its like me fucking noone
Nomans land
Not possie
Fuck em
Some people get it with pooopy recipe
Fuck you
Staring emty shelve

Going to the gym
No extra brain cells just useless muscles matter
Its fucked up activity
No friends land

Whats this fucking running marathon with dumb ideas starting with less pull in "sex", go as far as stealing from a black kid and ending up "going to the gym", sounds like total B.S.

Fuck ideas which start with tables, here is one fuck you, fuck em and shut your hole.

Yeah they said "i am getting fired from work, guess what I do not give peak in my ass".

Sometimes people need money, its pike tax avoiding invasion. I mean labotomized prostitute, specific type of whores need to be wiped out. I am shutting my eyes you shut your mouth full of vomit.

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