Comedy: SoFar

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

So women
Mouths are dick dungeons
Suckers

I am crippled, I have free pass
When you arr crippled everythig is a race

Vunerable men are weak

Men are disposable

I hate people
So recently I found out that gays and trans
Are strong as men and emotional as women.
So this is scary
Last time we had a fight, I've got a stick
And use it for hitting.
Still my father should stop playing dresss up.

I once ate box with chocolates
Sadly my mom was dead
It was at funeral
Funeral party
Its as far as she was in cofffin because of diabetes
I was outside making wish foundation.

Isn't it strange a had a nightmare rencently I was dreaming I was miserable and I had a girlfriend.
I woke up and found myself next to prostitute
She had a big dick
Still not sure if I am gay


People say being gay and being out of the closet but my opinion is I am out of life.
I hope I die


Sometimes people have sayings like a kick a crippple for luck.
Still not sure why my dad is dead
He had difficulties in moving
But so far his buried and unmoveable.

Do you know that each baby which is born
Can be bashed against the wall and you can be charged for being criminal.
But if you kick a pregnat woman you just remove one more white trash.

Did you know that big black dick is as good
As having a african making him a slave.

Its a joke
But I Like china
Maninly because with it small hands they make my phones.
So genius
So marvelous
Die
Kiddos

Andrew the Saucer

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Its Andrew and I am gay
And I am "He".

Its strangely enough but my name is Andrew I count my self on the shelf as for being heavily depressed.
I have small dick.
So you can say small dick energy.
I like cocka
I have tried dildos and fingers in my ass but cock I have never tried. Sounds like a marvelous experience dick... meat inside your white chicks ohhh magesty getting ass destroyed by giving your money.
You pay and you get dick, sounds like marvelous.
Once I went to a trans it was great she was sucking slowly and being agressive, muscular. I hope this does not go as far you see me as gay, I am not gay.
Cocks are like marshmallow you should tried them, I have tried mein... but not gay.
I am not gay!


Trying to self suck yourself difficult
I have tried it
Its awful it didn't go as planned.
I cumm in my mouth it had weird taste
My face was full of jizz. I jizzy cunt
I am cum cunt.

Sometimes when I masturbate I think about the real experience with this trans jerking me off and at the same time jerking herself off. She did amazing job.

I am tired
I was drunk
Not really
But I am depressed
Not religious
But dicks in mouth brilliant complexity
Russell Brand horrible comedian
Plays with words hope a dick sticks kn his mouth and he to go as far to die.

I have no internet
I am brainless
But 69
2 cocks in mouth experiment should be called
The Andrew 69 Cocks slaughter experiment
Sounds complicated for not gay almost somewhere homo.
Getting to lick balls
Getting fucked in the ass
I HOPE COUPLES DIE
BECAUSE
MEN AND WOMEN RELATIONSHIP IS OLD SCHOOL AND DUMB IDEA
HAVING HOMO FRIEND YOU GET EVERYTHING.

BRILLIANT SAUCER

Essay on Life and Being Funny

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

So, what does it mean to be funny? What does it mean? Really, let's... let's ask... This is a voice message. It has been edited to include proper punctuation. Or just being clean, which being clean is most of the time sounds like a TED talk. Provocative and insulting and roasting.

Is it too far or is it okay? Is it enough? Is it?

Something which we need to work on, like it's not the proper way to make

To go further and further and further. Insults and offensive comments. Like the Spice! Like the peppers, you just spice it up, you spice it up. It just makes it.

Intriguing. Spikes more emotions.

If we need to go back as far as... Let's ask ourselves, what's the purpose of life? Let's go as far and as far as listing some courses like Andrew Tate and Tyler cook and RSD max and RSD julien and RSD Jeff and R.S.D.

other real social dynamics coaches. Probably the purpose of life is

…red pill comes up and it's like a change plate theory, which means like you have few more women. You have one main and a few others aside, just in case you don't get oneitis. Oneitis, which is very bad. Don't be nice, don't be too needy, don't be too obsessive, don't ruin the mystery.

Learn how to play the game. Make them obsess over you. Learn about the female psychology. Don't do pickup. Don't do pickup. That's what they say. Just don't do it. You don't need to do it. It's easy to pick up women. It's easy. It's extremely easy. It's the most easy thing which you can do in the real world.

Nowadays, you go out, you pick up women, you get them, and you fuck them. Relationship is difficult, but.

So far what I see is, like, Andrew Tate theory and advice is bullshit, like, most of his advice is one and two grades of semester of university, like, bullshit. and sometimes he gives advice like he's straight on the point. That's how he picks up women.

I have seen, heard his advice. P.S. Now I want to finish this cam course which is like a one hour of waste.

Watching porn is better.

Or probably the purpose of life is...

Red pill but not the blue pill. Blue pill is for the nice guys and red pill is the honest and then sometimes they have the purple pill Which is a combination between the blue and the red pill and sometimes they have the black pill which the black pill says Whatever you do It doesn't matter. IT won't work for you, there is a brown pill and there is a grey pill.

And so, fuck you. That's the end of this rant.

Comedy: That Far

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Yeah yeah
Yeah
I am thay far

Trump is dancing off on stage
He is showing off
Food is fool of acid
Die marmots

GEN ALPHA
INTERNET, TECH ADDICTED CREATURES

IS THIS AS THOS SAY
ICKY
PICKY
EGG
KNOCK OUT
RUTHLESS PRICK
IS THAT HIM
PLEASE HINT ME

YEAH
YEAH BE MY FAN JUST BE FAN
THEN AFTER THAT SHUT UP AND START TO TO CRY
SHALLOW WALLOW
WILLY
WOLLY FUCK

Stop adding me to those mental disadvantage conversations you look like a prick who gets a out of a dumpster
Dumb fucking bloke

Yeah I went that far
I went
I said it
"YOU ARE DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING"
"FUCK HAPPY-ISH"
AND "PRETTY-ISH" JUST FUCK IT
FUCK EM
YEAH GO GIVE YOURSELF A CHANCE AND THEN LET IT BE
LET YOURSELF TO DIE

You tried impression
Didn't make it?
Well
Fuck you
You have big lips and big boobs come over
And let me cum over and re-think about my life.
DaVinci
Dior
Lori
Oscar Wilde
Einstein
Bukowski
People
And people
Names
And names
Nowadays knowable
Later forgettable

Suck a pecker
Almosy gay
And hey hey

And He dies

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

After long story short
I hope every cripple dies
I just hope. I do not pray, I hope for stuff.

Recently I went total rampage on my show
And now I am putting it out of its misery.

Its season 2 episode 4
...
As for this year last episode
It has been long ride
If somebody is interested to come over and see me.
Right now I do not feel like it to continue with the show.
Fuck em
Fuck you
Fuck all fucks

I am angry
I feel tired
I want to focus on games and wasting time.
Fuck productivity
Austin Summers and his mentor and immersion programs to eat bag of dicks.

I feel awful
Staring is waste of time
...
Now back again writting
Doing some writting mental gymnastic
I am sick of humanity
Sick of literature
Sick of everything
Being a human is a weakness
A disease
Believing in God is a way to exploit people.
Saying "Hi" and "GoodBye" are words which do not have any weights in meaning.

Just keep reading
Life is getting hard

Comedy: At Least A Kill

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

A kill???

Ukraine pussy gets very wet
...
Is it because of the war?
Wet vagina

The story continues by presenting
Humans are
Pesticides
Its a fact
Its a crazy fact
Swallow it and continue with eatig insects, dumb fuck.

There is open and closed relationship
...
With older people much easy do be done
...
Open casket
Close the casket
(Juat streaming too much comedy)

I hate sparings
Most of them imply fast and aggression
What the fuck

Nowadays you
See women spitting on the ground
Mission destruction of genders

Oyyy
Oooooy Robin do you speak yeedish

Shit in a basket you
Fool
Shit in a orchestra
You suck

Fuck you I don't care
AI GF
HOW ABOUT
A TO I FUCK YOU

I DON'T CARE

Ughh yikes
Yikes
He looks like a walking rat with an east infection.

Yup, yeah

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

People use overrated situations, words to explain stuff.
You don't talk with words which you don't know if you mostly will sound idiotic. I am comming back with another job not even sure where is going to go this one. I am rolling dices and lets see what  happen, lets hope for the best.

I have put on print a lot of transcripts it could be like 30-40 works of people just on paper and I am reading it.
Donald Trump has the same speech pattern like Adolf Hitler both of them are master crowd gatherers.
Eddie Murphy two specials and nothing else in comedy world.
Amy Schumer sucks as comedian lets go with this jab.
Another one is that if you are a beautiful woman you don't need to do comedy, why you are doing it?
You ain't funny periods aren't funny.

SO NOW THIS IS IN PLACE
YOU PULL OUT YOUR POCKET
CARD SEXIST AND YOU LABEL ME WITH FEW MORE DUMB LABELS.

Authentic, authenticity I thinks its overated and this is my take on it.
A lot of self help books, motivation videos
Its mental Masturbation than in any form of use.
Yeah, be authentic
What does that mean?
Fuck
Julien fucking idiots
You came out with Shift which was women abuse 1 on 1
Then you came with other bullshit courses which you say topgame
Tengame or some kinda of this form of shit.
Yeah there are seduction courses, tons of master classes but in my opinion is you could have watched ton of them and still be idiot.
Sometimes more of something doesn't propose any use.

Right now I am thinking about authenticity
Its B.S. label to buy more courses.
To be authentic means to reject old stuff
Everything
Then you pull out the rabbit out of the hat then without magician and hat what does with the rabbit happen?
Just useless rabbit sometimes your problems make you... the you
Another bullshit self help motto