Saturday, 15 March 2025

Comedy: Missy I need To Die

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag


By victory
Let be to be or not to be,
Shakespeare should die,
This guy gay as fuck,
Being a poet is gay.
Being word play moron gay as fuck!

This is how you shut a heckler,
A comedy heckler,
Shut up you lousy rat,
Rat faced fuck!
Have you thought next time you try to have kids or want to procreate just use a gun into your head its a good bullet pillow.

Here is a stickint point
Shut the fuck up
I hate humanoids people
I do not want to listen tor he whole story.
So listen up
Next time you repeat yourself
Go with
Die.
It rhymes and its good game to be played single handedly.


Sometimes people go outside and make noise, here is a piece of good advice. Shut up and pit this wanker in your cracker.
Wanker youe mouth its ass annoying as your butt chicks.
And those down there
Lips
Fuck you, slut.

Crack a barrell you fucking num nut
Good roast you wig
Wiggy fuck fuck fuck shit fuckity fuck.

Wig a parrot idiot
Moron
Walking paraplegic idiotic
Put a bells on your balls your bells num nut.
Bellsy fucking fuck.

Saturday, 25 January 2025

Comedy: Be Funny

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag


Can I tell you a joke
Can you be less offended
Can you get it
...
Can you understand it?

Please stop complaining and do not cancel me.
Tony Hintchcliffe special was Okay.
This Guy named Christopher Titus has two new specials.
They are new for me
Probably for you old.

As old as your fucking mother
Cancel me
When you are touchy
Itchy
Kiddy
With catchy emotions
You get offended
Fuck you

Think about it
You get offended
You always want attention
You do not have enough money
You are walking human shit
So
Die...
Die
Die...

Mantises have 3d vision
3d scope
And they eat their males head after intercourse
Sounds like
A bloody ice cream topping

If she gets a wet pussy
Its full free 360
Get Nachos which needs to get dip the sauce

Okay okay
Yhisnis a trick
Count to three
Or I can do it
You can check ou my dick if I have already pulled off erection
...
So here how it goes
As you were wasting your time
I was fucking your granny at home
....
And I robbed you

Can try to be funny
But Phd Kinsey did a study with a group of babies, sexual offenders to check out orgasm.
Crazy fucker

John Money created the genders so we are talking way back
Way back from 1990 genders idology was created.

Dumb fuck
Dumb wit
Fuck wit
Fucking bastard
Idiotic ranting moron
Fucking damn faggot

Damn fucking idiot








Comedy: Be and Because

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

So be it
Or beat it dork!

Go die piece of shit
Bonnie Blue
Bonnie the trash
Lilly Philips horrible whore
Old shittty piece of garbage
Walking pile off piss

Hope she dies
1000 men
1057
Men
How about
Go and die
Where is the form for signing to suck my dick
Seconds on dicks!?

She was annoying
I asked her for blowie
Didn't get it

Bang a coffin
Idiotic fuck
The tiktok ban the ever decision
Comming back to it
Its fucking mental
So the future is ai which is commended by humans
Future with many ads
And awful air.

Air fucked,
Air fried,
Comedy is here to cheer us up,
But so far you sre getting sad.
Don't worry the show ends kill
A president
Fetch a fuck
Kill him
Kill a rat
Rattle snake.




Saturday, 14 December 2024

Comedy: SoFar

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag


So women
Mouths are dick dungeons
Suckers

I am crippled, I have free pass
When you arr crippled everythig is a race

Vunerable men are weak

Men are disposable

I hate people
So recently I found out that gays and trans
Are strong as men and emotional as women.
So this is scary
Last time we had a fight, I've got a stick
And use it for hitting.
Still my father should stop playing dresss up.

I once ate box with chocolates
Sadly my mom was dead
It was at funeral
Funeral party
Its as far as she was in cofffin because of diabetes
I was outside making wish foundation.

Isn't it strange a had a nightmare rencently I was dreaming I was miserable and I had a girlfriend.
I woke up and found myself next to prostitute
She had a big dick
Still not sure if I am gay


People say being gay and being out of the closet but my opinion is I am out of life.
I hope I die


Sometimes people have sayings like a kick a crippple for luck.
Still not sure why my dad is dead
He had difficulties in moving
But so far his buried and unmoveable.

Do you know that each baby which is born
Can be bashed against the wall and you can be charged for being criminal.
But if you kick a pregnat woman you just remove one more white trash.

Did you know that big black dick is as good
As having a african making him a slave.

Its a joke
But I Like china
Maninly because with it small hands they make my phones.
So genius
So marvelous
Die
Kiddos

Andrew the Saucer

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag


Its Andrew and I am gay
And I am "He".

Its strangely enough but my name is Andrew I count my self on the shelf as for being heavily depressed.
I have small dick.
So you can say small dick energy.
I like cocka
I have tried dildos and fingers in my ass but cock I have never tried. Sounds like a marvelous experience dick... meat inside your white chicks ohhh magesty getting ass destroyed by giving your money.
You pay and you get dick, sounds like marvelous.
Once I went to a trans it was great she was sucking slowly and being agressive, muscular. I hope this does not go as far you see me as gay, I am not gay.
Cocks are like marshmallow you should tried them, I have tried mein... but not gay.
I am not gay!


Trying to self suck yourself difficult
I have tried it
Its awful it didn't go as planned.
I cumm in my mouth it had weird taste
My face was full of jizz. I jizzy cunt
I am cum cunt.

Sometimes when I masturbate I think about the real experience with this trans jerking me off and at the same time jerking herself off. She did amazing job.

I am tired
I was drunk
Not really
But I am depressed
Not religious
But dicks in mouth brilliant complexity
Russell Brand horrible comedian
Plays with words hope a dick sticks kn his mouth and he to go as far to die.

I have no internet
I am brainless
But 69
2 cocks in mouth experiment should be called
The Andrew 69 Cocks slaughter experiment
Sounds complicated for not gay almost somewhere homo.
Getting to lick balls
Getting fucked in the ass
I HOPE COUPLES DIE
BECAUSE
MEN AND WOMEN RELATIONSHIP IS OLD SCHOOL AND DUMB IDEA
HAVING HOMO FRIEND YOU GET EVERYTHING.

BRILLIANT SAUCER



Saturday, 9 November 2024

Essay on Life and Being Funny

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

So, what does it mean to be funny? What does it mean? Really, let's... let's ask... This is a voice message. It has been edited to include proper punctuation. Or just being clean, which being clean is most of the time sounds like a TED talk. Provocative and insulting and roasting.

Is it too far or is it okay? Is it enough? Is it?

Something which we need to work on, like it's not the proper way to make

To go further and further and further. Insults and offensive comments. Like the Spice! Like the peppers, you just spice it up, you spice it up. It just makes it.

Intriguing. Spikes more emotions.

If we need to go back as far as... Let's ask ourselves, what's the purpose of life? Let's go as far and as far as listing some courses like Andrew Tate and Tyler cook and RSD max and RSD julien and RSD Jeff and R.S.D.

other real social dynamics coaches. Probably the purpose of life is

…red pill comes up and it's like a change plate theory, which means like you have few more women. You have one main and a few others aside, just in case you don't get oneitis. Oneitis, which is very bad. Don't be nice, don't be too needy, don't be too obsessive, don't ruin the mystery.

Learn how to play the game. Make them obsess over you. Learn about the female psychology. Don't do pickup. Don't do pickup. That's what they say. Just don't do it. You don't need to do it. It's easy to pick up women. It's easy. It's extremely easy. It's the most easy thing which you can do in the real world.

Nowadays, you go out, you pick up women, you get them, and you fuck them. Relationship is difficult, but.

So far what I see is, like, Andrew Tate theory and advice is bullshit, like, most of his advice is one and two grades of semester of university, like, bullshit. and sometimes he gives advice like he's straight on the point. That's how he picks up women.

I have seen, heard his advice. P.S. Now I want to finish this cam course which is like a one hour of waste.

Watching porn is better.

Or probably the purpose of life is...

Red pill but not the blue pill. Blue pill is for the nice guys and red pill is the honest and then sometimes they have the purple pill Which is a combination between the blue and the red pill and sometimes they have the black pill which the black pill says Whatever you do It doesn't matter. IT won't work for you, there is a brown pill and there is a grey pill.

And so, fuck you. That's the end of this rant.

Wednesday, 18 September 2024

Comedy: That Far

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag


Yeah yeah
Yeah
I am thay far

Trump is dancing off on stage
He is showing off
Food is fool of acid
Die marmots

GEN ALPHA
INTERNET, TECH ADDICTED CREATURES

IS THIS AS THOS SAY
ICKY
PICKY
EGG
KNOCK OUT
RUTHLESS PRICK
IS THAT HIM
PLEASE HINT ME

YEAH
YEAH BE MY FAN JUST BE FAN
THEN AFTER THAT SHUT UP AND START TO TO CRY
SHALLOW WALLOW
WILLY
WOLLY FUCK

Stop adding me to those mental disadvantage conversations you look like a prick who gets a out of a dumpster
Dumb fucking bloke

Yeah I went that far
I went
I said it
"YOU ARE DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING"
"FUCK HAPPY-ISH"
AND "PRETTY-ISH" JUST FUCK IT
FUCK EM
YEAH GO GIVE YOURSELF A CHANCE AND THEN LET IT BE
LET YOURSELF TO DIE

You tried impression
Didn't make it?
Well
Fuck you
You have big lips and big boobs come over
And let me cum over and re-think about my life.
DaVinci
Dior
Lori
Oscar Wilde
Einstein
Bukowski
People
And people
Names
And names
Nowadays knowable
Later forgettable

Suck a pecker
Almosy gay
And hey hey

Comedy: Missy I need To Die

  By VeNgeR GrEenTag By victory Let be to be or not to be, Shakespeare should die, This guy gay as fuck, Being a poet is gay. Being wor...