Tuesday, 2 December 2025

Comedy: Cedrik and PloucharousAkids?

 By VenderGreentag

Reaally here is one good aikido move try to die

Get it?

Die?

Not now

Not before that

But suddently die?

Do you hear me?

Its fun and you should try it, you are ugly and I do not sleep enough. SO FUCK YOU

SLAVIC

SHIT

EAT

DIE

DIE DIE

DIE

NAZI DIE

DIE

Racist

And black rapist to the n ward

And b squad and n word

For the n word

For your nigger

Yooo yooo

Whoose mama here cooking? 


Recently we had conversation with my gf and sh said

"Aren't you gay?"

No

Did I ruin somebody's fantasy? 


Once I was at a prostitute

She was (coughing), I said yeah keep coughing... you are poor and one day you die.

So keep it up. 


Have Diabities is great until you find yourself without a punchline.

(Without a good limb.. aaa???) 


Its funny until you die. 


My sexual life is

S for Screw Up

And B for being somebody's bitch 


P is for and acting like a pussy 


So here is the thing

If I fuck this girl

I am getting +7 In game 


Yeah bitches are competetive


Comedy: YorBa

 By VenderGreentag


Hey, tall guy

...

Use your voice for sound system 

Buick 


Is it upload

Or cutload?

Cut load this shit!?!?! 


Jammed in your ass

You piece of pierced shiT

Jammed inside

Bullshido artist 


JUNEEU SEPAAA

JNEUI HUI

MUI

UI

BOUNJOUR

CEDRIK 


DIE

DIE DIE

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

YOU PIECE OF CRACKED FRENCH FRIES SHIT

DO YOU KNOW WHAT TELL CaLL FRENCH?

Person who needs to die

Uhhh s juneui

Ui

Hui

JUNEEU SEPAAA

JNEUI HUI

MUI

UI

BOUNJOUR

CEDRIK 


DIE

DIE DIE

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

JUNEEU SEPAAA

JNEUI HUI

MUI

UI

BOUNJOUR

CEDRIK 


DIE

DIE DIE

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Ahh cedrik

Why you don't support other french people?

People from 1990

Down there

Suck

You should die

When you walk fall crack a spine and die.

French people are auto automkc disease infestations.


Comedy: Intellect

 By VenderGreentag


Lets go crazy... lets kill it. Lets make sole outrageous moves.


Nothing is more than fun

Than crazy and sexy this outrageous, you go nuts.


So here is the thing there outside broken women and sometimes they want orgy, swing + also rape famtasies.

Is there ia chance rape to be over acted and over done?

At least I Think about this!


So here is the thing there outside broken women and sometimes they want orgy, swing + also rape famtasies.

Is there ia chance rape to be over acted and over done?

If its done too overdone there is high chance cops to come over.

In what langauge will it sound good?

I think in no language so far.


Its great to have gf if it means all they to be hard on + can't sleep.

That how I see sex insomniac and hate!


Thats a dude with game when he fucks one legged woman.

One limb game.


Did you know how you get maximum atttraction?

You do a marathon sex, with person you love and tou make kids make everything great and one day you kill yourself.

MAXIMUM ATTRACTION

Trauma Injection 


Nothing make a relationship to stick than guilt tripping and shaming tactics for your gf or bf.


Let ne honest right now my gf is fucking somebody and my cock is getting blocked.

Relationship blocked


Yeah definetly sometimes intellect goes with sexuality.

Intelligence is sexual.


But still who created the whole "suck my throat concept"?

What competion are you eliminating!?

Thursday, 20 November 2025

Essay: A Chronicle of Our Work — Comedy, Memory, Images, Styles, and Statistics

 By VenderGreentag

Over the course of our long creative collaboration, we have traveled across dozens of themes—comedy theory, stand-up persona crafting, psychological messaging, personal tributes, media history, statistical analysis, and creative image work. Altogether, our discussions span over 35+ distinct topics, spread across many hours of writing, analysis, and exploration.

A central axis of our conversations has been stand-up comedy. We explored the craft and mechanics of comedians across different eras and countries. You asked for fictional notebook-style comedy material for Bulgarian comedians such as Иван Кирков, Рачков, Скумба, Капита, Кючука, Донски, Деянски, and Тео Чепилов—shaped in the raw, explosive energy reminiscent of Sam Kinison’s reconstructed notes.

We also shifted the focus toward three major English-speaking comedians whose influence and complexity you wanted to absorb: Stewart Lee, Richard Herring, and Christopher Titus.

  • With Stewart Lee, we broke down his meta-comedic tone, recursive structure, long-form irony, and the way he dissects audience expectations.

  • With Richard Herring, we looked at his sharp timing, autobiographical tangents, podcast influence, and how his intelligence shapes punchline architecture.

  • With Christopher Titus, we explored his high-intensity storytelling, trauma-based humor, pacing, and the emotional precision behind specials like Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding.

In addition, we dissected American comedians such as Artie Lange, Jim Norton, Doug Stanhope, Dave Attell, Lewis Black, Stewart Lee (in deeper stages), Dane Cook, Tom Leykis, Greg Warren, Jim Florentine, and others. We covered joke structure, touring logistics, persona design, and the hidden machinery behind darker material. You requested impressions written in the style of Louis CK, Dale Carnegie (mocking version), and storytelling rewrites influenced by multiple comedic voices.

A recurring thread of our work was emotional message crafting. You requested manipulative, guilt-tripping, persuasive messages addressing absences, broken promises, insecurities, and the ironies behind personal struggles—lack of relationship progress, uncertain work achievements, and the desire to build something meaningful.

Simultaneously, we crafted tributes, especially the multi-layered memorial for your grandfather:
born 1938, died 2025 at age 87.
You asked for reflections on his madness, anger, warmth, and the support he offered during your school years—written in both English and Bulgarian. We added dates (05.11.2025 / 16.11.1938) and layered emotional resonance.

We also visualized him: walking through Смочево, placed inside village scenes, colorized environments, and edited photographs where he appeared alive and moving again.

In the area of media history, you explored the Ron & Ron Show, Ron Bennington, and Ron & Fez—analyzing the shows’ formats, themes, duration, and cultural impact. We also reviewed Lewis Black’s Esquire material, his plays, his writing process, his touring habits, and adjacent interests like Dieudonné, Larry David essays, and theatrical concepts.

Parallel to the creative work, we tackled statistical analysis, especially suicide rate data. You asked for minute-to-year breakdowns, multi-scale conversions, summaries from 2000 to 2025, and specific figures for 2024. We reorganized the information into rows, totals, and simplified explanatory structures.

Technically, we engaged in image generation and modification:
adding labels, creating realistic street scenes, developing mafia character concepts, placing people in village settings, and constructing entire environments stylized to your instructions.

Across all of this, we spent many hours constructing:

  • Comedy notebooks (15+ topics)

  • Comedic style breakdowns (10+ comedians, including Lee, Herring, Titus)

  • Emotional and persuasive messages

  • Tribute essays and memorial writing

  • Media show history analysis

  • Statistical summaries spanning 25 years

  • Image-based narrative building

  • Tags, titles, and metadata for videos

  • Psychological tone analysis and persuasion mechanics

Taken together, our collaboration forms a layered creative archive—part comedy workshop, part emotional memoir, part media exploration, part statistical research. It documents not just jokes and personas but also grief, ambition, insecurity, artistic identity, and threads of cultural context connecting everything.

In summary, our work spans comedy, memory, identity, creative construction, numerical analysis, persuasion, and visual storytelling—woven into one evolving essay of ideas shaped over time.

Wednesday, 19 November 2025

Comedy: Give it Up

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag


For somebody


Nowadays relationships

Women Are over analyzing 

And men are over apologizing

Fun stuff


Have you felt that sometimes you are getting out of the matrix?

Pdobably wrong group

Definetly wrong one


Tell them how gay you are

Gay is not as gay its gay as funnt

You spend life with gays

Why so?

Your father left why?

I will tell you 

Why because you are sad fuck, thats why?

You are sad, loser.

Tell them when they leave the room you are planning to kill yourself because you hate your life.

Tell em

Tell what type of piece of loser in realitt you are, just tell em.

Don't worrry you are pathetic and horrible person like your dad and grandpa, come fo and read who cares, who is counting?

I am not, I am not counting you can go insane still I do not care.


You die

Lights out

Lets face it, the lights are out.

Thats it, show ends

Tye circus ends so lets try not to enjoy life and die.

Who cares if you travel or not?

I don't care


Babies should be fucked

Lets be honest lets face it.

Small casket fuck it with a large big dick.

If they walk and their feet start to rot, what a beauty I love it.

Fuck the rotty, so go forward and still Reacher TV Show is amazing show but if want something big deal go watch reality tv shows thats brilliant thats what I love.

And fuck sanatized comedy, it sucks it's shit lets be honest.

Thursday, 6 November 2025

Life, Death, and the Brutality of Time

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Life, Death, and the Brutality of Time

Culture is full of trends, tendencies, and perceptions. It’s clear that the older generations will die — there’s no escape. Then come ours, then ours after that. That’s life.

Life is parasitic — it consumes you to the core. You can scream, tear at your nerves, even cry, but the truth is: photographs show a past that “was” and a future that “won’t be”.

That’s why every week I attend a support group and see a psychologist. Talking, writing, and venting alone aren’t enough — 2025 has been a heavy year.


2025 — The Year of Loss

2025 is:

  • The year of problems

  • The year of death

  • The year of despair

  • The year of silence

The apartment from now on will be filled with silence — no snoring, no humming. Yes, it’s exhausting at times, but life forgives.

Life says:
"Go fuck yourselves, little humans."

You search for answers from life, but it has no customer service. 😅🤣😂


The Casting of Life

There are people:

  • Crazy

  • Believers

  • Workers

  • Normal

  • Married

  • Alone

This is life’s casting. The projection has no doubles — it records everything together with the original. Life is messy, sometimes ruthless, sometimes hopeless. The formula: in the end, it fucks you over, and there’s nothing you can do.

My grandfather died at 10:30. A few minutes later, I spoke with my mother.
An hour later, up to two hours max, she arrived.

Life forces you to take a taxi, to bury the remnants of loved ones, who in the past meant something and in the future are walking chaos.


Emotions and Loss

Grief? Irritation? Both.
Yes, my grandmother will rest, and her responsibilities are lighter, but the village is a path that may never be reached.

Empty promises, delays, procrastination — that’s what the village became.

While my father was alive, the village had structure and care. He died, and everything started to decay.

Death is such that humor disappears, sadness grows, depression grabs you by the throat, and your thoughts forgive nothing.


Death as Fact

  • My grandfather died with food in his mouth.

  • God didn’t say: “Wait until he finishes eating, then die”.

  • He just said: “Go ahead. Pack your things.”

The life of the elderly stops:

  • Pension

  • Money

  • Medicine

  • Checkups

Appetite, desire, and energy die.


Comedy and Survival

Having fun? That’s exactly what comedy says.

But what if you’re broken?
If going outside only leads to deep depression?
If every place tells a story that has already ended?

  • My father won’t pick me up in his Mercedes.

  • I’ll probably never be rich with a fancy car.

  • My grandfather won’t be there — and even when he was, it wasn’t significant.

From this year on:

  • A pension won’t be collected

  • A life will be honored

  • A place will remain empty

  • A path will be walked for the last time

  • A heartbeat will stop forever and decay


Life as Rehearsal

Life is rehearsal.
With people, and always, something unexpected happens.

  • Outside, there are countless grandfathers.

  • But that’s not my grandfather.

  • I buried him.

  • I live.

I treated him poorly, as did others. We admit it — it feels lighter. We were trash.


Money, Work, and the Countryside

  • Pension — enough to not die.

  • Salary — enough to go somewhere and call it a break.

  • Advance — “Give me money now”.

Then: 13 shifts, 3 jobs, low social contributions.
Promises at work, promises in marriage — if you don’t fulfill them, there are no breaks, and the money shrinks.


Time, Sleep, and Lessons

Sleep is for losers.
The wealthy can buy extra sleep.
Time moves forward — 10:50, and the message hasn’t been sent yet.

Life says:
"Pack your bag, the train is coming."

  • Prepare your paper and pen, charge your phone.

  • Life is conscientious with its blows — it doesn’t bury everyone at once.


Conclusion

  • Life crushes, smashes, and kills.

  • Every day, we put our loved ones to bed — until one day, that lying down becomes forever.

  • The final decree: “Take tea, coffee, soda, a sandwich — prepare for the next scene.”

  • The weak die, the emotional flee, the troubled survive.

Life doesn’t wait. Everyone dies. Everyone grieves. Guilt consumes.


Reflection

Does life care if you have shitty cards?
If you’re dissatisfied?
If you’re unhappy?

The blow is strong. Death is heavy. Arguments at home are what settle us in the end. After some time, we repeat it — rehearsing for the next act.

Every day, we lay our loved ones down, until it becomes permanent. That’s the heart speaking: “Forever.”

Life always delivers its final sentence:
"Take a cup of tea, coffee, soda, a sandwich — prepare for the next scene."

It’s absurd, tragicomic, and in the end, the weak die. Life drinks from people like a can — it’s hungry every second, demanding sacrifices hour by hour, day by day, night by night.

Life is merciless. Life is real. Life is everything.

Tuesday, 4 November 2025

Crazy Thomas (2)

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag


There are sketches which suck and which well done, Bob and Dave's sketches, Reno horrible

of tv show.
What type of deconstruction Mike, what deconstruction, SUCK A DICK
SUCK BAG OF DICKS
THIS COMEDY IS LAZY AND SUCKS
Bill Harder TV Shows are horrible they are just wanker off seconds.
Panel shows are fun
Doug Stanhope is Good COmedian

And fuck you with this whole Blaggerish Dave Chappelle, stop saying "N" word you fucking black piece of nigger shit. nigger

nigger

nigga

So fuck you Black people

Get a sloppy blowjob and die, at least I am going to die, I hate myself. I hope I die!

Comedy: Cedrik and PloucharousAkids?

 By VenderGreentag Reaally here is one good aikido move try to die Get it? Die? Not now Not before that But suddently die? Do you hear me? I...