Comedy: New Chapter (+Bonus)

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Goodbye

Bye
Life is sad

Orgasm in casket, life in periodic table.

Cut of your hands and shut up
Insulting people is a previllige.

Believing God is go to move, placebo effect.
When you are poor, you are gauilible and your education is fragile and not efficent.
Believing god is another way to put dumb knowledge in yoyr head just to feel better.

Its a Myth that rich people believe in God, they belief in money.

Четохте ли статията "Тъпометъра разби една жена"
Просто са задани въпроси от обща култура
От някакъв бил връсник
Тъп зубър задръстен всезнайко
Били обща култура въпросите
"Дабе"
Просто някакви чекиджий въпроси обща култура не включва неща които учиш на сила в училище и ако не ги знаеш получаваш двойка.

Видях стара училителка
Само се загледахме
Да годините училище ме научиха на нещо
"Мой съзблезнования, спи в твойте покой"

На пак да се замислим тази новина с тази статия е супер тъпа кой си лъска егото и каква обща култура?
Ум и красота ли очакваш?
Ум върви с стоицизъм, осъзнаност и чувство да се самоунишожиш защото виждаш как живота е един кенеф където всички пикая...
МОЖЕ ДА СЕ ТРЪГВАТЕ АКО ИСТИНАТА ВИ ИДВА В ПОВЕЧЕ
Вижте сего чувствам възхищение че стои там тази курва млада госпожица с диплома по курознание, чакат я курове мислиш ли че обща култура някой го ебе.
Ето ти обща култура кура ти на постари години вуни даже по едно време пикаеш в уринатор преди да се гътнеш взимай кадретата и към ковчега.

Една курва и развалих деня като и казах да ми подмени 5 лв бешу нервна
Като
Мандата и на кървене
Временно и гнусно.

Бих казал Comebacks на ситуаций имам

Някой каже жена не се пита на колко години е!
Да, защото си дърта скапана пача

Зает съм!
Да ясно затова отдели вчера към половин час да ми пишеш а па днес се чухме към 2 часа почти разговора, заетоста ти е като диария рядко се случва.

Мразя пискиви деца
Защо?
Досадни не са родителите нищо не правят

"Господ съществува
Това е реалност"

ЩЕ ОСТАВЯ ТИШИНА МАЛКО
ДА ПОПИЕТЕ ТАЗИ ПОМИЯ

ГОСПОД Е ПОВЕЧЕ ОТ ПАРТНИОР
ПОВЕЧЕ ОТ ПРИЯТЕЛ
РОДИТЕЛ
ТОЙ Е БОГ

ЩЕ ОСТАВЯ ТИШИНА МАЛКО
ДА ПОПИЕТЕ ТАЗИ ПОМИЯ

Comedy: Don't Go (+Bonus)

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Don't choke on this dumb idea that porn is free, its not.
They profit from your data
Its privillige for them to give it to you free stuff, membership they after that get around from 15$ billion- up to 97$  a year.

Don't choke on this dumb idea that porn is free, its not.
As I said above just keep scrolling its privillige for them to take your money.

You belief in shit
God and religion is non tax...
Free profit organization
The money are
In
Sports
Porn
Politics
And
Religion.

So shut up

Don't choke on this dumb idea that having a girlfriend is free, its not.
You need to pay taxes
You pay morgues
You need food
You need to give money
Its a like a prostitute butt cheaper version with horrible package of disadvantages.

Sometimes you wish you fuck a pig
Or a horse
Or lets say a person a wheelchair
Atleast way out you get a discount.

Guess what if you are a real beliver
Fuck a kid with a disease
Or better
Just get naked walking arouns those poor countries
Then start going to African
Ice cream orgy party
A Bowl of fun
A bowl of diseases
So fun, the way out you get a discount.

Going to prostitutes just another better idea, invest over there your money.

Писта от лайна
Имам предвид  киста в обръч на лайна

Мислех за ходещи рейнджъри  който духат.

Let it go е добра техника мойто мнение е техника която е в режим няма да ти пусна.

Comedy: Next Stage

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag 

Yup, next stage
New  scene
New Material fresh
Clean up
Structure

Here is the thing univerties create people like avareage avatars who get less money, addicts, smokers and just workers. If somebody says keep  up with university just fuck off, okay?
Fuck off
Just shut the fuck up
6 years with or without university you gonna get in reality, reality is going to bite your ass. Just think about it.
Steve Jobs drop out
Bill Gates drop out
Still thinking about continuing the stupidiod of human race?
Think twice

Here is the thing
Top
Notch
Top tip
Next time somebody wishes to help him/her with the babie say "use a condom next time."

Next time an eldery person or disabled wants your seat, say "Stop fucking with criples."

Here is the thing
Top
Notch
Top tip
Next time somebody wishes to help him/her with the babie say "Get more reliable men as for family. What's left for me?
Left over porn
Masturbation
And sexist comments."

I am like desciple
Nobody knows me

I am like a desciple
Just semen on the cunt, left over

Hear me out, I am desciple
Everybody knows me

Hear me out, I am desciple
Everybody knows me and under everybody knows me, I mean your mom.

The sexual iniuendo for everyone is happening except me.
Its like the World War 1 and 2 it JUST HAPPEN
A FILM WITH TWO PARTS

Me on love... yeah... crack a rape
Rape a crack

Love love
Love
Love
Love
Also rhymes with evil and disgusting
Goes hands in hands with jealousy and niceness
Parents of "love"
Lie mother and father narcissistic culture
Love goes with "caring"
Guess WHAT ITS A LIE
SHUT YOUR FUCKING UGLY FACE AND LETS MOVE ON
ITS A CHEMICICAL REACTION
AND IT HOLDS MAXIMUM UP TO 4 YEARS
AFTER THAT YOU GO AFTER FARTS.

Once  a guy with a wife in a wheelchair was fucking asshole to me the  I insulted him as it follows
"I HOPE YOUR WIFE DIES"
SILECE

AFTER THIS JUST GIVE A THOUGHT TO THIS SHIT
PEOPLE BELIEF
THAT WHEN YOU DO YOGA
YOU RELEASE DEAMONS

WEAK MINDED
IDIOTS
IDIOT
FUCKING GOOSH Kebabs!

Comedy: Not Seen

   By VeNgeR GrEenTag 

Life is like an old buick car
Just fuck around

It looks like I know rapppers
And this sentence told in loud sounds really crazy.

They say that pedophiled are really good organizers.
Recently my dick was inside a small child, I am not saying I am pedo but he started asking why "papa, papa" my asshole hurts, I said hemoroids.

So here is the THING GOD WORKING IN MYSTERIOUS WAY
IMAGINE


NEXT TIME I NEED TO BRING MY DICTIONARY JUST TO GET DEFINITION RIGHT

JESUS IS THE TRUTH?
WTF
JESUS IS THE WHOLE TRUTH?
JESUS IS THE DEFINITION OF TRUTH?

ARE YOU CRAZY
MAKE BELIEF
MADE UP
CHERRY PICKING

Here is the thing I need next time to bring knockout for religion, I need to get some stuff down.

He asks me whats my definition for evil?
Whats the definition of dog?
He said personal experience he went to a location where his mom is without knowing where she works  without knowing the city and then go further with "How did I do it"?

I don't know
Why I am supossed to give answer to something which I have mo evidence for it and for your personal stuff. You are mental, crazy, get your pills right and stop being such a fuckup.

Christian arguments or even You know who
Isl-a-m arguments most of time are just sayimg stuff which are obvious, stuff they don't know, made up, irrational and stuff which are just like
"I HAVE A DOG AND CAT" - So what!???

Really, I stare

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Really?
Really?
Really?
I sometimes stare I just go on Tv and spend hours on staring sometimes I hear noises of a ball  which is getting fetch... getting drop and picked up.
(IS THAT GAY?
OR GAT?
HOW ABOUT BERNIE IN PANTS
OR COCK WHICH IS A PRICK)

Sometimes staring could go with hours sleeping is type of useless depravation of staring im ceiling. Just cutting off noises and life, type of escapism. Not sure why those pick up guys ans coaches go to sleep you were supossed to have hacks for life not to be lazy worthless stock.
Crypto currency its as real money as my dick on the deck if somebody gets offended or feels I am getting too far just stop reading this.

You decided to come over and join the party at the end dicks are destroyed, feminism is no sex party most of them are ugly. Gays stink and lesbians horrible triology scissoring is not a sport its just  a way to avoid dicks.
Dicks fix problems
Pussy is a hole to be filled.
Just stay in mind with those thoughts the poetry is horrible.

Really, why?

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Really???

Really
Its a total segment first ot was a segement just don't go further but lets put it in words reading books its time killer whst you run from at the end can kill you and this is a fact okay???
I hate typing
I hate words
I hate sentences
Sometimes when you type there are noises which keyboards make and its total horrible.

Buzz off
Fuck off
Shut up
Bollocks
BS
Marveling
Tranquility
Guillermo

Just rare words you can rate them why?
Why?
I just don't know. The fact goes is that you avoid time and you try to kill time and at the end time kills you. At the end most of us are just average joe which have one mission just to eat and die we also along the way create people like

Steve Jobs
The guy with the jobs
Bill Gates
The bill of rights the guy who opens the gates
And the list could continue. Did you know that your friends could kill you?
When shark attack they can kill you?
Your sister could kill you?
Your mom hates you and she can kill you?

People suck its not the whole point about who hates you, its just a ramble its like a scissors, rock and paper. Its a distraction and confusion the target is your brain.

"I obey"
"I obey"
"I shouls listen"
"I should open myself"
"I am open minded"

Wash and repeat
Wash and repeat

Most dating advice is worthless and waste time have you ever watched hours of dating advice ans you even downloaded programs for improving and still you get nowhere?
Your brain filled with crap?
Its like jelly beams. Comedy works with
Premise + tragedy + delivery + time + punchline
Sounda like a good tip for a free material. Just listen young folks playing with your cock its lie a britzol and sandals just waste of time. Spit on the little bastard, lazy fuck.

Comedy: Off Limits

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Yeah I am streaming another special on my computer the feeling is like being worthless masturbator?

Child molesters...

Its not so bad

After

Crooks

Frauds

People who cheat

People who just are badass...

Child molesters sounds like recipe for a dish with some sweets.

Next time order dish "child molester", its preecook, prepared and we got it with peppers.

Jokes end up with rusty feet them we gor huge turn for nezt dumb fuck president... nothing than B for id... and lets go full on "en". FUCKS

We got fuzzy drinks

Fuzzy water

Normal water

And now water with juicy taste...

REALLY

ORDER JUICE YOY FUCKING IDIOT...

WINE WITH STRAWS WHATS NEXT NEXT FUCKING WITH A GUY IN A WHEELCHAIR.

If you are fat and your pussy has been warn out you don't deserve ID...

YOU DESERVE TO BE SOMEKINDA CLEANING LADY NO SEX FOR YOU PIG

....

PIGGIE

PEGGIE

TOUCH YOUR PUSSY

IS IT SMALL

IS IT WORN OUT

DOES YOUR PARENTS KNOW THAT YOU HAVE DEGREE IN ECONOMICS AND YOU GOING FULL PUSSY FEATHERS.

My phone started fucking after I got in life position of a person who finish little bit late... not first but late..

 Not really bringing in girls orgasm., but fucking beef is not an image you want to wank in your head.

So lets move on the phone thing my phone says "you have stopped multiple times".

Its a dumb coding joke

NOW LAUGH

IDIOLISING

JERK OFF

FULL ON MASTURBATORS