Comedy: Vilmar

By VeNgeR GrEenTag 

Am I honest???

Some weirdo
I mean fat piece of shit
I mean fat white guy masturbated  in front of women, big deal its not as traumatic as getting rejected  from the whole  evolution chain.

Sometines sucks
Life is like a diarrhea you sometime vomit sometimes other body fluids pop out... AND IT SUCKS BUT LIFE WORKS OUT LIKE "Move On"!

Okay, okay...
DO WE HAVE BELIEVERS  IN THE CROWD?
I will go easy with you
The Bible is bullshit just read the whole thing
Made up
Jesus doesn't exist
God is horrible father
Jesus has a horrible family.

Alright alright
Do we have gays?
Homos?
Trans?
BISEXUALS?
People who fuck for pleasure?
People who have mutiple partners at once?
Do we have lesbians?
Alright, I think this is summing up everything.
Its easy to understand first we go with Jews, they don't believe in Jesus because  of the prophets. Certain prophets didn't happen so they refuse to believe in him,they reject him. Mormons no idea, Quran  we can use it to pull of pleasure and multiple partners but along the lines if we disect quran we can certainly say that you are sinful and you must die.
Catholicism no idea
Krishna yeah... you made it
Christians you made it
Sinful
...
Have you ever downloaded from pirate site?
It means you steal stuff... this by itself is a sin.
Do you tell white lies?
This by itself means that you have bought for yourself a ticket for hell.
IDIOT!

Lets reject belief in god
Its idiotic
Time waste
Its B.S.
Did you know God has killed people?
Jesus its not nice as it seems lets play fetch and catch will we, christians?

Also most believers look not fully evolved
Don't take it as compliment take it as the truth.

Comedy: VikTok

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I watched those pics of friends of friends
...
IT WAS A GIRL NUDE PHOTOS ON TWITTER AND INSTA...
INSTA STANDS FOR INSTAGRAM
AFTER THAT
There was a cock on the protest
My sperm was protesting to get out of from my balls.

Okay... OKAY
ALRIGHT
ALRIGHT
I KNOW
I KNOW
SHUT UP
I DID MY FUCKING RESEARCH FEW MORE TIMES I GOING TO THIS KRISHNA B.S. PLACE AND FUCK ME...
MY HANDS
MY LEGS
MY FEET I AM BLOWING OFF FROM THERE.

I had ALMOST PANIC ATTACK
DISGUSTING FOLKS
SMELLY FOLKS
SMELLY FEET
ALSO SITTING ON THR GROUND
SLEEPING ON THE GROUND
B.S. SEMINAR
B.S. LITERATURE
TO MANY GODS
GOD ADMINISTRATION!???
REALLY SHUT UP...

Whats with women
SHUT UP FUCKS
SHUT UP PERVERTED FUCKS

I would sell my mom
Not sell but fuck her... I LIKE TO FUCK HER UNTIL HER VITAL ORGANS GIVE UP

Comedy: The New

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Oh boy
Oh boy
Oh men the new culture have you seen it.
Cancel that
Remove that
Oh boy shut up
Just SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Did you read about the new MICE GENES
Yeah yeah they are working on mice genetical modification.
Sounds like a cock out if a basket
Bastard fucked out of the yard!

Whats with making shit up???
Stop doing that B.S.
Thats the problem we make shit up
Its make shit up
We take important figures and fabricate lies.

Blacks think they are smart but you ain't smart
AIM THAT
MOTHA FACKA
I AM JUST READING ANOTHER HORRIFIC STORY 8 GUN SHOTS
TWO VICTIMS
ONE LIAR AND THE ONTHER ONE IS ALLEGED MURDER.
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT GROUP OF FOUR...
GANG RAPE!

I had one of those rape vibes
I've got raped
STOP DRESSING LIKE A FREAK...
LIKE A BITCH THEN PLEADING FOR "WHY"
WHEN COCKS GET ERECTED THEY HAVE MISSION FUCK

WHATS WITH THE SLOGAN
"EAT PUSSY NOT ANIMALS..."
DOES IT MEAN "I CAN FUCK YOU?"
Does THAT MEAN "TODAY IS THE DAY I LICK YOUR PUSSY?"
"IS IT A SEXUAL OFFER?"
WHAT IS IT????

Monogamy doesn't exist
Here are some bitter end truths
Men are the disposable sex
Men are the weak sex
Women don't give s fuck
Sexual life goes hands in hands with hypergamy

AND THATS LIFE
SWALLOW THE PILL
IF SHE IS A HOTTIE ITS YOUR TURN,SHE IS A COMPLIMENT AND ONE DAY SHE IS GOING TO LEAVE YOU AND TAKE HALF OF WHAT YOU OWN.
YOUR STUFF ARE BECOMING HER STUFF
SOUNDS LIKE A PIGEON WALKING ON A CAKE

The new generation ITS HOLY FUCK CRIPPLED
JUST THINK ABOUT
FORGET STUFF
ALL OVER THE WHOLE PLACE NEVER FINISH
CHAOTIC
DUMB

Also I AM ANTI GAYS
I AM AGAINST GAYS
REASON
DISGUSTING
NOT THE BIOLOGICAL WAY
ALL AGAINST THE BIBLE
ALL AGAINST PRIMAL CAVEMAN TIMES

HAVE YOU SEEN CAVEMAN TIME Gays?
I HAVEN'T ...
ITS NOT POSSIBLE
AS SAYING GOES
"I DON'T DO GAYS"

Looks like I am intelligent, but I AM NOT
SHUT WALK AWAY.

I Am Sorry

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I AM REALLY SORRY, WE LIVE IN GENERATION WHERE  EVERYBODY IS OFFENDED and get offended If I habe offended  someone I am really sorry. Lools like you need to pay for the new DRY BAR APP
SO AWFUL IDEA
COME ON REALLY
YOUTUBE NEEDS MONEY
NOW DRY BAR
WHATS NEXT "I CAN'T AFFORD OWNING A DICK?"

Wooxie
Pooxie
Fiixiie

Bobsy-topsie-whoopsie
Bobo trap lets be honest
Norm is death, finnaly one guy to go this guy was full on retard. Artie lange funny, Howard Stern  funny,but this guy Norm fuck him.
There bunch of comedians  which I DON'T LIKE
AND I WANT EM DEATH.

I am just saying, I am suicidal locked in the hall.... this text is from the past so be viligiant. If not one day you could be the next.

Comedy: Jim F

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

So I like chocolate.
I am not talking about black guy
Or poop also known as fecal matter
I am talking about the food ingredient
Chocolate... I LOVE IT!

I Hate EXPELLED FUCKS
IT WEARS ME OUT

UNCOMMITED
UNLOVING FUCK

People disgust me with there DUMB PROBLEMS
AWFUL LIFES
OOOH... OHHH
YOU GOT OFFENDED
SUCK MY DICK
I hate the new generation "ITS ALL ABOUT ME"

I hate people with there awful life baggage, just suck it up.
Shut up
AND LETS MOVE ON

Have you ever thought about killin yourself
ITS A USEFUL TOOL FOR DUMB IGNORANT CUNTS WHO JUST NEED TO DIE
BIO MASS
DIE

I want to piss on the food of extra
JUST FUN STUFF
RICH PEOPLE DO
SCREW UP THE WHOLE RACE

I like facts
THERE ARE ABOUT 72 GENDERS
WOW

Not kids are dumb
BELIEVERS ARE DUMB
HAVE YOU SEEN PEOPLE BELIEVING IN GODS
REFUSAL TO GROW UP
REFUSAL TO TAKE TRUTH
TRYING TO AVOID REALITY
NOTHING MORE RINGS BELLS THAN A WHINY KID

Sometimes I NEED TO SHUT UP
PEOPLE SAY
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
ITS GETTING RISKY
ITS NOT GOOD IDEA
YOU ARE NOT FUNNY
I SAY FUCK YOU
THEN I GO NAY NAY NAY
CESAR SALAD JOHN PINNETTE
THATS THE PROBLEM OF COMEDIANS
WE JUST NEVER SHUT UP

Suicide its all about over emotional
Chemical imbalance
OR JUST AS I CAN SAY
LIFE SUCKS
THE END

Comedy: They Saaid IT

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Yeah yeah I went to the church where I felt like a pile of shit, from there the whole world got jumpy and ludicrous. Because its full of morons and idiots. I would prefer digesting information than spending time with girls.

They are pile of worthless shit
Alright
Alright
I need to apologize
Take my words!

What really eats the cake my fucked up friends.
I know
Simps
Groupies
WHO SUCK IN THE DATING WORLD AND GROUPIES
GUYS WHO FUCK GROUP OF WOMEN.

Yay, bitches pay
Okay fuck beta simp who goes with girls he knows.
FUCK HIM
FROM HERE I CAN EASILY SAY
ITS PATHETIC
FINNACIALLY BROKE IDIOT.

I tried pick up... it really goes like russian roulette... THE BITCH LEAVES YOU FEELING AWFUL BECAUSE YOUR PROMISING OFFER IN THE MARKET HAD BEEN DECLINE.

Recently I went swimming, it was horrible people who are cheap carrots making out in front of the sun and I am just not included.

Isn't the world MAD?
ISN'T IT INSANE
PEOPLE CONSTANTLY MAKE OUT
YOU WATCH EM AND ITS SO DEPRESSING
YOU JUST HOPE IT ENDS
THEY DIE
THE END

Preaching science
JUST A SHITTY IDEA
THE SHITTIES IDEA EVER

Stop advocating stupid ideas
Its waste if time
Money
...
Its waste
Meaningless

From SELF-PITY
I just gave myself one handjob.
GO GRAB THE JACK HAMMER!

It baffles me girls on the dick CAROUSEL
and then whine for not getting well threated.

Mhmmmmm Ohhhhhhhgg Granny's pussy... oh boy oh boy Granny's legs
I LOVE THE WHOLE IDEA OF FUCKING SOMEBODY OLD, USED UP,BROKEN AND ALREADY FUCKED THOUSAND TIMES

We are the most shitties generation ever lived in this FUCKING PLANET
PEOPE ARE AWFUL TO EACH OTHER
WE ARE PORK CONSUMERS
WE LIE
WE ARE BUSY
OH GOD LOVE
REALLY
ITS NOT REAL
ITS JUST HORMONAL BOOST... ITS JUST BONA FIDE AFFECTION... ALSO KNOWN AS FEELINGS
NOT REAL
JUST STOP BUYING INTO THIS CRAP
WHATS LOVE?

Comedy: Being A Figure

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Comming First
BEING GENIUS
DEATH MOM
DEATH RELATIVES
AWFUL FATHER
...
HOW FAR CAN WE PULL OFF THIS SHITFACE


Believers always go hands in hands
WITH THE WRONG IDEOLOGY
FACTS
INFORMATION
THEY MISREPRESENT AND MISUNDERSTAND THE WHOLE IDEAS OF ATHEISM
This for me is as I pronounce it
DUMB CUNT!

People are fragile
Fragile
Fragile ego
Screw up
Lieng

Guess what today I could kill a child but guess what happen
I didn't do it
I DIDN'T DO IT FOR THE SAKE OF CHAIRITY

I AM NOT A WALKING IDIOT

Extarnal wounds
Inner wounds
HUMAN STUPIDITY ITS FUN TO WATCH
THATS HOW NATURE WORKS
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND EACH SECOND THERE IS OUT THERE DUMB FUCKS WHO GET FUCK OVER

Did you read the news about kids going as mini soldiers and ending there lifes?
Oh boy sounds like a gang rape porn for me!


I am walking beta provider
Marriage is for the hopeless
For the poor
Its not for me
You are poor thats why you get married you need a fucking roommate.

Oh wow
Oh whoa so PATHETIC
YOU HAVE NAMES DAY???
AA?
SO AWFUL
SHUT UP
GO IN BED
STOP MAKING UP HOLIDAYS
YOU WORK 24/7
Thats it!