Comedy: Sum Up (2)

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

1.
Shakespeare walks into a bar...
The bartender says, "To be or not to be, that is the question."
Shakespeare replies, "Nah, just get me a drink, you idiot."
2.
A heckler walks into a comedy club...
The comedian says, “Shut up, rat-face! I’m about to roast you harder than your grandma's cookies."
3.
An existentialist and a TikTok star walk into a bar...
The existentialist says, “I’m questioning everything.”
The TikTok star says, “I’m questioning my last five videos' views."
4.
Why did the AI break up with its partner?
It couldn’t deal with all the ads in the relationship. They just weren’t compatible.
5.
How do you kill time in 2025?
You stare at your phone, scroll through TikTok, and hope your soul isn't in a decline.
6.
Why did the rat start a podcast?
Because even rodents need a platform to complain about the future and AI ads.
7.
What do you call a motivational speaker who hates everyone?
A “Shut-the-hell-up guru.” Their first rule: Don’t ever repeat yourself.
8.
I asked a guy for a blowjob...
He said, "What am I, a genie? I grant wishes, not favors."
9.
A coffin, a rat, and a coffin-maker walk into a bar...
The bartender says, “You guys need a drink or a burial plot?"
10.
Why did the bell ring?
Because it was tired of being stuck in a metaphor for existential doom.
11.
Why did the AI go to therapy?
It had too many bugs in its system and couldn't process human emotions.
12.
If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it...
Is it really the future, or just a bunch of AI-controlled noise?
13.
What’s worse than a TikTok trend?
A TikTok trend that gets banned... because now you’re left with nothing but ads and regret.
14.
How do you know you’re in the future?
You get an ad telling you that your brain is fried and that AI has already taken over your thoughts.
15.
Why don’t rats go to comedy shows?
Because they’ve heard it all before—nothing makes sense in a world controlled by AI.
16.
A guy walks into a store...
And the cashier says, “You want to try our newest product? It’s called 'Shut the hell up.' It’s 50% off today.”
17.
I tried to make a joke about my socks...
But it got lost in the laundry basket of existential thoughts.
18.
Why did the future look so bleak?
Because every corner was filled with ads and bad TikTok trends.
19.
Why don't existentialists play chess?
Because they can’t decide if the king really matters or if it's just all a waste of time.
20.
A walking paraplegic, a moron, and a bell walk into a bar...
The bartender says, “Okay, now this is just getting absurd.”
21.
Why did the rat wear a tuxedo?
Because it’s a classy rodent, and the world’s going to hell, so why not look sharp?
22.
Why do people ask for blowjobs and get disappointed?
Because it’s 2025, and apparently, expectations have been fried just like the air.
23.
Why did the coffin start a podcast?
Because it was tired of the same old “six feet under” jokes. It needed a change.
24.
Why did the man yell at his TikTok?
Because his AI assistant kept giving him ads about future dental work he didn’t need.
25.
What do you call an ad for a walking paraplegic?
A metaphor for our collective future: stalled, confused, and filled with unskippable ads.

Comedy: Sum Up (1)

  By VeNgeR GrEenTag

• "Shakespeare? Nah, dude. To be or not to be? More like, to die or not to die. And trust me, buddy, this guy’s as gay as the rainbow on a pride parade."
• "You ever see a heckler? Shut 'em up like this: 'Shut your rat-faced mouth, before I use you as a human paperweight.'"
• "If you’re thinking about having kids, just use a gun as your pillow. Trust me, it’s a good idea... for everyone involved."
• "You repeat yourself again? Here's my response: Die. It’s a good rhyme and the game is still strong."
• "Sometimes people go outside and make noise. Pro tip: Shut up, put a cracker in your mouth, and enjoy the silence."
• "I once met a guy who thought his opinion mattered. Wanker couldn’t even spell 'idiot' right."
• "You ever look at a parrot and think, 'That bird’s smarter than half the people I know'? Yeah, me neither."
• "You ever been roasted so hard, you can’t even tell if it’s a joke or a lawsuit?"
• "I was walking around the block when some idiot tried to sell me a bell for my balls. Said it was the latest trend in 'bells gone wrong.'"
• "Comedy’s supposed to cheer you up. But right now, I’m just trying not to gouge my own eyes out with a spoon. It's like the future—AI-powered and ad-infested."
• "You want me to do a TikTok dance? How about I do the 'Shut the hell up' dance instead?"
• "So, there’s this new tech thing called 'AI.' Yeah, AI's like the future if the future came with a bunch of ads that ruin your day."
• "People out here talking about gender studies. Meanwhile, I’m just over here trying to understand why I keep losing my socks."
• "The future is bright... except it's powered by air that's as fried as my last brain cell after watching a five-hour TikTok marathon."
• "Tried to make a joke, but the only thing that landed was my existential crisis. So, here’s a fun one: Kill a rat. No, not literally—just metaphorically, for your sanity."

Tag 1: Absurdity & Dark Humor
• "Shakespeare? Nah, dude. To be or not to be? More like, to die or not to die. And trust me, buddy, this guy’s as gay as the rainbow on a pride parade."
• "You ever see a heckler? Shut 'em up like this: 'Shut your rat-faced mouth, before I use you as a human paperweight.'"
• "If you’re thinking about having kids, just use a gun as your pillow. Trust me, it’s a good idea... for everyone involved."
• "You repeat yourself again? Here's my response: Die. It’s a good rhyme and the game is still strong."
• "I once met a guy who thought his opinion mattered. Wanker couldn’t even spell 'idiot' right."
• "You ever look at a parrot and think, 'That bird’s smarter than half the people I know'? Yeah, me neither."
• "I was walking around the block when some idiot tried to sell me a bell for my balls. Said it was the latest trend in 'bells gone wrong.'"
• "Tried to make a joke, but the only thing that landed was my existential crisis. So, here’s a fun one: Kill a rat. No, not literally—just metaphorically, for your sanity."
Tag 2: Technology & Future
• "Sometimes people go outside and make noise. Pro tip: Shut up, put a cracker in your mouth, and enjoy the silence."
• "Comedy’s supposed to cheer you up. But right now, I’m just trying not to gouge my own eyes out with a spoon. It's like the future—AI-powered and ad-infested."
• "You want me to do a TikTok dance? How about I do the 'Shut the hell up' dance instead?"
• "So, there’s this new tech thing called 'AI.' Yeah, AI's like the future if the future came with a bunch of ads that ruin your day."
• "The future is bright... except it's powered by air that's as fried as my last brain cell after watching a five-hour TikTok marathon."
Tag 3: Social Commentary & Exaggeration
• "You ever been roasted so hard, you can’t even tell if it’s a joke or a lawsuit?"
• "People out here talking about gender studies. Meanwhile, I’m just over here trying to understand why I keep losing my socks."
• "Shut the hell up about your opinion, or I’ll make a meme about your face. That’s how far we’ve fallen as a society."
• "Air fried, fried air, it doesn’t matter—everything’s going to hell. Just add a little more irony, and we’re set."
• "I’m just saying, the president might be the problem, but a rat probably deserves to die first."

Comedy: Missy I need To Die

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

By victory
Let be to be or not to be,
Shakespeare should die,
This guy gay as fuck,
Being a poet is gay.
Being word play moron gay as fuck!

This is how you shut a heckler,
A comedy heckler,
Shut up you lousy rat,
Rat faced fuck!
Have you thought next time you try to have kids or want to procreate just use a gun into your head its a good bullet pillow.

Here is a stickint point
Shut the fuck up
I hate humanoids people
I do not want to listen tor he whole story.
So listen up
Next time you repeat yourself
Go with
Die.
It rhymes and its good game to be played single handedly.


Sometimes people go outside and make noise, here is a piece of good advice. Shut up and pit this wanker in your cracker.
Wanker youe mouth its ass annoying as your butt chicks.
And those down there
Lips
Fuck you, slut.

Crack a barrell you fucking num nut
Good roast you wig
Wiggy fuck fuck fuck shit fuckity fuck.

Wig a parrot idiot
Moron
Walking paraplegic idiotic
Put a bells on your balls your bells num nut.
Bellsy fucking fuck.

Comedy: Be Funny

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Can I tell you a joke
Can you be less offended
Can you get it
...
Can you understand it?

Please stop complaining and do not cancel me.
Tony Hintchcliffe special was Okay.
This Guy named Christopher Titus has two new specials.
They are new for me
Probably for you old.

As old as your fucking mother
Cancel me
When you are touchy
Itchy
Kiddy
With catchy emotions
You get offended
Fuck you

Think about it
You get offended
You always want attention
You do not have enough money
You are walking human shit
So
Die...
Die
Die...

Mantises have 3d vision
3d scope
And they eat their males head after intercourse
Sounds like
A bloody ice cream topping

If she gets a wet pussy
Its full free 360
Get Nachos which needs to get dip the sauce

Okay okay
Yhisnis a trick
Count to three
Or I can do it
You can check ou my dick if I have already pulled off erection
...
So here how it goes
As you were wasting your time
I was fucking your granny at home
....
And I robbed you

Can try to be funny
But Phd Kinsey did a study with a group of babies, sexual offenders to check out orgasm.
Crazy fucker

John Money created the genders so we are talking way back
Way back from 1990 genders idology was created.

Dumb fuck
Dumb wit
Fuck wit
Fucking bastard
Idiotic ranting moron
Fucking damn faggot

Damn fucking idiot

Comedy: Be and Because

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

So be it
Or beat it dork!

Go die piece of shit
Bonnie Blue
Bonnie the trash
Lilly Philips horrible whore
Old shittty piece of garbage
Walking pile off piss

Hope she dies
1000 men
1057
Men
How about
Go and die
Where is the form for signing to suck my dick
Seconds on dicks!?

She was annoying
I asked her for blowie
Didn't get it

Bang a coffin
Idiotic fuck
The tiktok ban the ever decision
Comming back to it
Its fucking mental
So the future is ai which is commended by humans
Future with many ads
And awful air.

Air fucked,
Air fried,
Comedy is here to cheer us up,
But so far you sre getting sad.
Don't worry the show ends kill
A president
Fetch a fuck
Kill him
Kill a rat
Rattle snake.

Comedy: SoFar

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

So women
Mouths are dick dungeons
Suckers

I am crippled, I have free pass
When you arr crippled everythig is a race

Vunerable men are weak

Men are disposable

I hate people
So recently I found out that gays and trans
Are strong as men and emotional as women.
So this is scary
Last time we had a fight, I've got a stick
And use it for hitting.
Still my father should stop playing dresss up.

I once ate box with chocolates
Sadly my mom was dead
It was at funeral
Funeral party
Its as far as she was in cofffin because of diabetes
I was outside making wish foundation.

Isn't it strange a had a nightmare rencently I was dreaming I was miserable and I had a girlfriend.
I woke up and found myself next to prostitute
She had a big dick
Still not sure if I am gay


People say being gay and being out of the closet but my opinion is I am out of life.
I hope I die


Sometimes people have sayings like a kick a crippple for luck.
Still not sure why my dad is dead
He had difficulties in moving
But so far his buried and unmoveable.

Do you know that each baby which is born
Can be bashed against the wall and you can be charged for being criminal.
But if you kick a pregnat woman you just remove one more white trash.

Did you know that big black dick is as good
As having a african making him a slave.

Its a joke
But I Like china
Maninly because with it small hands they make my phones.
So genius
So marvelous
Die
Kiddos

Andrew the Saucer

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Its Andrew and I am gay
And I am "He".

Its strangely enough but my name is Andrew I count my self on the shelf as for being heavily depressed.
I have small dick.
So you can say small dick energy.
I like cocka
I have tried dildos and fingers in my ass but cock I have never tried. Sounds like a marvelous experience dick... meat inside your white chicks ohhh magesty getting ass destroyed by giving your money.
You pay and you get dick, sounds like marvelous.
Once I went to a trans it was great she was sucking slowly and being agressive, muscular. I hope this does not go as far you see me as gay, I am not gay.
Cocks are like marshmallow you should tried them, I have tried mein... but not gay.
I am not gay!


Trying to self suck yourself difficult
I have tried it
Its awful it didn't go as planned.
I cumm in my mouth it had weird taste
My face was full of jizz. I jizzy cunt
I am cum cunt.

Sometimes when I masturbate I think about the real experience with this trans jerking me off and at the same time jerking herself off. She did amazing job.

I am tired
I was drunk
Not really
But I am depressed
Not religious
But dicks in mouth brilliant complexity
Russell Brand horrible comedian
Plays with words hope a dick sticks kn his mouth and he to go as far to die.

I have no internet
I am brainless
But 69
2 cocks in mouth experiment should be called
The Andrew 69 Cocks slaughter experiment
Sounds complicated for not gay almost somewhere homo.
Getting to lick balls
Getting fucked in the ass
I HOPE COUPLES DIE
BECAUSE
MEN AND WOMEN RELATIONSHIP IS OLD SCHOOL AND DUMB IDEA
HAVING HOMO FRIEND YOU GET EVERYTHING.

BRILLIANT SAUCER