Comedy: Sum Up (1)

  By VeNgeR GrEenTag

• "Shakespeare? Nah, dude. To be or not to be? More like, to die or not to die. And trust me, buddy, this guy’s as gay as the rainbow on a pride parade."
• "You ever see a heckler? Shut 'em up like this: 'Shut your rat-faced mouth, before I use you as a human paperweight.'"
• "If you’re thinking about having kids, just use a gun as your pillow. Trust me, it’s a good idea... for everyone involved."
• "You repeat yourself again? Here's my response: Die. It’s a good rhyme and the game is still strong."
• "Sometimes people go outside and make noise. Pro tip: Shut up, put a cracker in your mouth, and enjoy the silence."
• "I once met a guy who thought his opinion mattered. Wanker couldn’t even spell 'idiot' right."
• "You ever look at a parrot and think, 'That bird’s smarter than half the people I know'? Yeah, me neither."
• "You ever been roasted so hard, you can’t even tell if it’s a joke or a lawsuit?"
• "I was walking around the block when some idiot tried to sell me a bell for my balls. Said it was the latest trend in 'bells gone wrong.'"
• "Comedy’s supposed to cheer you up. But right now, I’m just trying not to gouge my own eyes out with a spoon. It's like the future—AI-powered and ad-infested."
• "You want me to do a TikTok dance? How about I do the 'Shut the hell up' dance instead?"
• "So, there’s this new tech thing called 'AI.' Yeah, AI's like the future if the future came with a bunch of ads that ruin your day."
• "People out here talking about gender studies. Meanwhile, I’m just over here trying to understand why I keep losing my socks."
• "The future is bright... except it's powered by air that's as fried as my last brain cell after watching a five-hour TikTok marathon."
• "Tried to make a joke, but the only thing that landed was my existential crisis. So, here’s a fun one: Kill a rat. No, not literally—just metaphorically, for your sanity."

Tag 1: Absurdity & Dark Humor
• "Shakespeare? Nah, dude. To be or not to be? More like, to die or not to die. And trust me, buddy, this guy’s as gay as the rainbow on a pride parade."
• "You ever see a heckler? Shut 'em up like this: 'Shut your rat-faced mouth, before I use you as a human paperweight.'"
• "If you’re thinking about having kids, just use a gun as your pillow. Trust me, it’s a good idea... for everyone involved."
• "You repeat yourself again? Here's my response: Die. It’s a good rhyme and the game is still strong."
• "I once met a guy who thought his opinion mattered. Wanker couldn’t even spell 'idiot' right."
• "You ever look at a parrot and think, 'That bird’s smarter than half the people I know'? Yeah, me neither."
• "I was walking around the block when some idiot tried to sell me a bell for my balls. Said it was the latest trend in 'bells gone wrong.'"
• "Tried to make a joke, but the only thing that landed was my existential crisis. So, here’s a fun one: Kill a rat. No, not literally—just metaphorically, for your sanity."
Tag 2: Technology & Future
• "Sometimes people go outside and make noise. Pro tip: Shut up, put a cracker in your mouth, and enjoy the silence."
• "Comedy’s supposed to cheer you up. But right now, I’m just trying not to gouge my own eyes out with a spoon. It's like the future—AI-powered and ad-infested."
• "You want me to do a TikTok dance? How about I do the 'Shut the hell up' dance instead?"
• "So, there’s this new tech thing called 'AI.' Yeah, AI's like the future if the future came with a bunch of ads that ruin your day."
• "The future is bright... except it's powered by air that's as fried as my last brain cell after watching a five-hour TikTok marathon."
Tag 3: Social Commentary & Exaggeration
• "You ever been roasted so hard, you can’t even tell if it’s a joke or a lawsuit?"
• "People out here talking about gender studies. Meanwhile, I’m just over here trying to understand why I keep losing my socks."
• "Shut the hell up about your opinion, or I’ll make a meme about your face. That’s how far we’ve fallen as a society."
• "Air fried, fried air, it doesn’t matter—everything’s going to hell. Just add a little more irony, and we’re set."
• "I’m just saying, the president might be the problem, but a rat probably deserves to die first."