Tuesday, 12 September 2023

Comedy: Fuzz Up

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Idiot

Just save us from this diseaae...
Inflamatory diseases
...
Rot in hell
People who work for it or studying for it are idiots.

Big young fuck...
Hey tall fuck
Whats with the fucking long hair tou are getting fucked by someone.

Do you know what are the similarities betweem father and prostitute, both need to do certain stuff to get money and laid.

Africans and shafts have one thing in common when there aren't father figures and there isn't lid on the shaft both get to stay to be open for a lifetime.

Nigga
In the base
Nigga
In the basement
Nigga nigga
Nigaaa
Nigga dead on the floor

I hate women for one reason too much hours in choosing dress, too much make up and still ugly how does that happen?
Houdini is a fraud ?
Dead babies are in a castle for fucking?

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU

Cats
Dogs
Get raped
Cats by cats
Dogs by dogs

I have never seen a cat or dog feminist
Sounds good
Cat, Dog Cultural Marxist

Fucking around with deaf person
This is on the menu
No respect for humamity

Fuck off

I saw a bus
With one star
And it was written around the driver seat window Ukraine
Yeah I get it after the war
...
One star location


Red Pandas are fun you should see them when they see predators how they act, wow
Very funny!
Big boy
Big man energy

Some aninals have square poop

His eyes where open very widely
Plus he had vein on his head
It was very weird
...
Bar Friday dreams
Cocaine snorting

I am today sponsor for two brands
One is doing the most cheapest labor
The other one is for saving children
The deal is when they get 17-half I fuck em

You can scan me today
This is offer just for women
No men

They say "Jane Burkin has died, the most beautiful woman in the world"
So does sucking my hairy dick
Its one of the 7 wonders in the world.


Saturday, 17 June 2023

Comedy: Shit and Fuck

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I want a bathroom
Small room
For shitting
Pissing
Fucking
And just wash
And repeat
Wash and repeat

And I HOPE I DIE
I JUST HOPE
MY HOPES
HOPE THEY COME TRUE
...

Police came home and warn me for one more sprouted I am getting hospitilized

Whats with the old ladies smelling good?
Is it some kinda fetish
"Come over and fuck me over"
Youth fuck!???

I hate old folks
WHERE ARE GOING OLD SMELLING FUCKIT FART
WHERE AEE HEADING
OLD FART
JUST DIEEEEE
ALREADY

YOU BEING NICE GUY
MAKES HER PUSSY DRY
Be nice guy
Be a gentlemen
Then COMEOVER AND GIVE A CHANCE TO THE GAME TO BEGIN
BIG MUSCLE GUY WANTS TO FUCK YOU

THERE ARE MUSCULAR GAYS WHO GO AND BEAT GUYS WHO OFFEND GAY GUYS
THIS IS A FACT

Tyrad of self hatred thats the secret, the secret is hating yourself
Thats how you hold a mask and you put mask for.

George Carlin was talking about stuff
I will talk about trash we go from one place to another
For one piece of trash trade for more trash

Naked woman in the tram...
Rant

Comedy: At Least Funny

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag


Laught at disease
You are fucked up swallow it
Jerry is dead
Just double think it
You are fucked up
Love is overrated
You are fucked up
Inspirational quotes are overrated
You are fucked up
Couple therapy is overrated


But she is a child
But why does she dresses like a trashy whore?

Why certain events are not done twice?
Because there are shit
AND THERE IS A THING AS "STUPID QUESTION".

In my days a girl in the wheel chair you fuck her thats it...
Thats all

Now you are picky
And annoying

Hahahha
"LETSSS... TOUCHY TOUCHY A MINOR"
HA-HA-HA

BANG A SMALL
FUCKER

Why I am comedian not in a relatioship guy
Marriage?
Do you see this hair its growing
If I get in marriage or relationship
I am going to lose my shit + hair falling.
Sounds like a shitty summer in a coffin day.

Poor people are the people
Who go out for hours
No food
And at the same time share food eat in dumb venues, charieties are for the concept "Make  rich people feel better about themselves"

Whats with girls dressing like
Street whores
Whats the yelling propaganda
"Rape me and bang me"
"I am miserable slut, be my slayer"

Feel small idiot, feel small
Poor fucka eat only bread
JUST DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE







Thursday, 4 May 2023

Comedy: I am BCk

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I am Back
I am back

Really this is not a joke
I thought about retiring not renting
I tried bout to give up but I started watching ton of content.

If you watch a lot of content and at the same time you generate zero content you are bloody sucker, you are fucking consumer. You are walking wanker.

So shut up
And do something!

The some people say it's not comedy
SHUT UP
Some say do clean comedy
Go suck bag of wildos

Chinese went to a travestite
FACTS ARE CLEAR

You clearly have never watch porn.

"I am on diet"
How about try the African diet not
Atkins but the Ethiopian diet

Some women look like designated body for a coffin.



Saturday, 8 April 2023

Comedy: Trying Somethin

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag


Aha, really???
We could say its a new segment fattok
You don't need to tripple or double research everything.

If you are too fat aka obesity you die
Social media kills you
Csuses depression which comes with suplements of stress and at the end result you die. How fun is that?

Youtube is just a waste of time if you are scrolling into some dumb compilation. I remember prank guys and fail army dumb segments for morons, its not funny its a waste of time.
Hacking
Cracking?
How about go and kill yourself?

Its not bad and does not make you
Fatphobic if you are against fat people
If you don't like gays you are not homophobic lets clear this up. Stop labeling
Genders
Gender neutral
B.s.
Neutral b.s. plural b.s. cancel this. Stop it
Stop it, its fucking annoying.

Yeah if we can conclude something a a girl wanted to be a Barbie she became but as always in life you pay prices, at the end she paid with her life.
STILL LOVE IT THE SEGMENTS OF
1000 WAYS TO DIE
AND Adam Conovers Ruins Everything.

Some people say "he is wrong"
Alright, we strike a debate,lets debate
Lets stop insulting
Jumping like a quivering pieces of shits and lets start a conversation. Its not a cavetime so stop being such a annoying brat.


Dicks and Picks, Pics

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag


Its like a smashed pattoto.. smashed food
Some people's dick.
Rolled up
Pasttonami
Rolled up taco
Its ugly and awful.

(Lets throw out a pun, Steve Jobs died from alternative medicine right now is rotting and rotating in his grave like a fucking veggie.)

My mom made me in such way.. I am shitty person I constantlu hate myself.
+
MY SMELL HAS BEEN REMOVED
I JUST CAN'T DEAL WITH GOOD AIR
OH FUCK.

Yeah this guy picked a girl
Pick up some stuff
Pics of dicks
Such a hooksie daysie

When you see a fucking fat slob drunking you say
"Shitty Version of Putin"
Yeah i am going thay far, "I've got some money in the basement".

Money laundry
How do you do that?
Is there application over somewhere?
Do I get extra money when I hate people?

What the fuck, funshui!?
Fushie!?
People are walking plague fuck you!

Monday, 20 March 2023

Comedy: F-in

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag


I want to  fuck bold headed women...
Women without hair, its saving the planet... its donation to cancer patients.

Today I think I saw travestite... what type of beautiful girl... grown woman will get into train?

Won't you die you walking death piece of shit...
I HOPE YOUR LUNGS COLLAPSE OLD FUCK.

OLD PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING
SMELLING AWFUL MEAN PEOPLE
I HOPE THEY DIE SOON
NO NEED FOR THEM.

If Fabels say something about humans
And the race thats a waste of time...
I hate people thats the whole story, have you ever went out and just felt you are wasting your time with suage of shit?
Cemented fucks?

So go rot in hell
..
So you get out of the pussy and then it goes by years of persuasion and chasing pussy.

Dogs bark and rape
They do not see the pussy or the dick
They smell somebody's ass and my smelling they decide what is it
Sex easy over there
I animal world, animal kingdom they fuck without getting consent.
But Humans on the other hand
They need consent
And after that they need money to get stuff
Buy stuff
They need to "get to know each other"
Or lets say "skip the steps", by giving the right amount of money and getting the experience.

Paying for prostitute is better than fucking a cheap one, cheap one are low quality.
When you pay you get better quality, a qality which is not on your league.

Comedy: Story

 By VenderGreentag Everybody is flashy and shows a great story Great reel Great caption Great photos But inside ... mhn Inside Fucking weak ...