Comedy: M3

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

We used to party late at night,funerals are in early morning two things go poop and lose some weight for THE COFFFFFIN BOX.

What do you mean bitch?
What you put under
Have money
Being spontenous
And can fight?
How about you digging a hole and put yourself in a box walking casket of crushed dreams.

I was recently in fight it went like a whale getting out of the swimming pool. Fat bitches from diabetes... next time your fat ass with your fatty not really evolved legs think about death disgusting queen of morbid obesity.

Whats the defenition a of morbid obsessed person?
Pig trying to stop being a pig.

Recently I had chance to get full on naked with my new gf, you would ask was the sex any good... because she was screaming, it was because cut her in pieces while she was screaming.
Who could say nowadays had a chance to get a role in a Horror movie and dying over there.

Everyday people die out of different types of stuff here is something cool nothing has ever saw a gay dued coughing blood while sucking a dick.

Transsexuals are modern so does beating up your mother if you asking me. I have tried it with my big massive dick size to beat her up.

Girls are easy
But here is a cool fact kill her ans put her in the fridge you want something to stay at home forever?
To be silent
Less annoying
And less disappointment.

I am second time rapist
I identify by being black, fat jew. I put candies inside my peehole and asshole.

Comedy: Try Outs

By VeNgeR GrEenTag 

How do you make your mom scream in bed?
Grab a chainsaw and slice her whole body.
How do you make your grand mom wanting more of this big toy?
Grab big, large wooden baseball bat and stuck it inside her mouth just to shut her up.

How do you make incest porn?
Jus get a life and viagra

How do you make the dog stop barking?
Put it inside the microwave... all dogs who get over in that room never come back.

How do you play boomerang?
Ask your mom and go for the topic her sexual mistakes choices.

How do you play with a minor?
Ask the priest after you give two blowjobs to two cops.

How do you find you are pervert?
Just look at kids and check if your scratching yourself.

How much do anybody care about war?
Easy one...
Bash his mother against the wall and have in mind no more screw up choices in her lifetime.

Ending life
Piece of cake... just pray on it!

How do you fix mistake starting with  the letter "a" and continuing with "limony".
Just kick in the stomach pregnant mother you are saving a life.

I want we to talk about death... lately toouch death has happen.
Bob Saget
Gotfried
And more

Whats with gays and parades?
When something stinky and its gross gets in the mouth of another hairy Harry counts as horray!
What the fuck!
Bloody bastards

After...

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Three points always its the way it means "To be continued. Its fun when you follow each paragraph innocently and you even give the least little fuck about the next word, sentence. I doj't knowm am I going grammatically correct or wronf it has been long time since I have been so open about life and stuff.

Sometimes you want to be carefree to care less to abandon this broken society if we need to go in percentage a big number of peole are dieing from addiction.
Its a strong follow up of
Alcohol
Drugs
Food
Porn
People
Pills
Then it continues with broken society with having bad perspective on life and about life.
Its just POV is wraped in bullshit. Believing in shitty stuff.
The list can continue  easily and on and on and on and on and on.
The same goes for the infinitive amount of porn just gazillion... infinite number porn videos and pics. And whats all this about?
Its about another story about the roots of society being disappointed having unreastic goals in life also and wanting unrealistic stuff.

We are in era in which we go full on social media we have been cancelled, we have been mee too and yeah you can stop over here go on with your day and just show a middle finger to this story and we go sideways you go your own way and ai go my way.
Yhe truth is that we care too muxh, we get offended, we are sensitive culture, we want everything to happen fast and lets face it most of this stuff are basic foundation of destruction.

AS MUCH YOU WOULD WANT TO BELIEVE
YOU CAN'T AVOID THE WHOLE TRUTH
IN WHICH GOD DO YOU BELIEVE
WHERE IS THE PROOF
PROVIDE EVIDENCE
SINCE THE WHOLE GOD THING IT HAS BEEN CREATING A LOT OF PROBLEMS FOR SCIENCE, IT LIES, IT HAS NO PROOF WHATSOEVER AND PERSONAL EXPERIENCE IS NOT BEEN VALID IT NEVER HAS BEEM AND NEVER IT WILL BE.
ITS TOTAL SHIT TO BELIEVE IN SUCH A DIETY, ITS A WASTE OF TIME
WHERE DO YOU GET THIS GOOD STUFF
QURAN?
OLD TESTATEMENT
MORMONS
JEHOVA WITNESS
NEW TATSMENT
JESUS
WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR BELIEFS?.. BELIEVERS AS ALWAYS THE PICK AND CHOSE WHAT TO BELIEVE THEY ARE BIASED AND NEVER PERSONAL EXPERIENCE HAS BEEN VALID.
DEAD AFRICANS?
PEOPLE WHO DIE YOUNG
PEOPLE WITH  DISEASES
PEOPLE WHO DIE FROM HUNGER
PEOPLE WHO DIE FROK RAPIST
KILLERS
PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN RAPED
WHATS THAT?
IF THERE WAS DIETY LIFE WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IS THIS SOME KINDA FREAKSHOW.

I hate it when people go and say "God is on your side". I do not want this sick fuck...
He is sick
He reminds me for a pervert person who angry, vindictive, desparate and sick.

Comedy: Money Offer

   By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I started offering money when sex is not possible it just doesn't happen. Call me American patreon...
But free pussy is as hard
As winning beating up a bear... in bear fight.

Marshall arts are like real life effects, gimmicks and tricks just to cheat death  and in life. In my opinion just let go power let them beat you up
Its fun... you look like a jew comming out of a gas chamber.

Съвет за парцалите
Имам предвид жените ако искате  да не свалят и да не стават  някакви неща с пияници... просто спрете  да се такива помяри не се обличайте като курви.

Днес бях типичен  женчо
ПА ИЗВИНАВАЙ
НЕ ИСКАМ ДА ТЕ ЗАСЕГНА
АМА ТОВА ЕСТЕСТВЕНИТЕ ЛИ УСТНИ СА
ИЛИ НЕ СА
ТЯ ОТГОВОРИ
Whoa
АКО ЗНАЕТЕ ПРЕЗ КОЛКО  СЕКС МИНАХ

Some people I just hope they die...
I HATE ANDROID UPDATES
I HATE PEOPLE
I HATE TOO MUCH FACTS AND LETS BE HONEST SHALL WE???

I HATE PEOPLE WHO JUST WHINE AND CRY FOR ME THIS OBNOXIOUS!

Comedy: Roast (Rare Bits)

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I have got passwords on my phone in case I deliver  two babies and kids need vaginamoney.
I am horrible owner of vajay jay.

Here is the thing, listen you dumb ass cunt fuck that guy. Fuck you!
You are like a lazy slob who has a ticket to get outside.

Yeah my dick is hard
I have been rejected in my lifetime but never prosperous and idiotic career like Jeff Ross.


OTHER RARE BITS!!!

Fatal familial insomnia makes people unable to ever sleep again

- It reminds me for constant erections in the bed

Electromagnetic hypersensitivity makes people break out in a rash when exposed to electromagnetic fields

Thats what I have named when the dick can't be finished... it just can't cum

Exploding head syndrome makes you hear insanely loud sounds in your own head

- Thats how it goes when you cum on bitch face... its loud, obnoxious AND OHHH FUCK ME

Hyperthymesia makes people remember every day of their life

- Still thinking whats cool about this superpower, you remember anything... oh whoa

Comedy:All ...

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Oh yeah thanks for leaving your contacts...
It really means a lot
Sending me pictures of people who I won't fuck
Punchline
Dead man in a wheelchair.

Dentish created electric chair...
Next time you go and get your teeth fixed... guess where you are sitting?

I hate dentist my feeling is being in a weird fetish.
Also the feeling is like getting fuck in the mouth. With this pipe thing which removes saliva the feeling is like a dark men trying to fuck you.
Its just weird...

Sex is weird...

Pyschologist say that sad people are nice...
Normal when life sucks you take the strawmen bias and go forward with it. Its what I call Nice guy finish  last!

Whats my opinion  about who go full on healthy?
Yuck, fuck you think eating food which is more expensive and doing some activities somehow this some kinda cheat code and you won't die...
We all die...
So shut up... sit down and lets watch the fun show.

Can you just stop selling out bullshit mottos like
- "Make it up"
- "Succedding"
- "Being sucessful"
Most people are comedians and singers who just are fucking losers from beginning  to end let them be...

Also talk from the stomach another bullshit rip off for taking money for useless activity. Salad is not food...
Salad is a way of fucking around with other types of groups other than those nut cases vegetarians.

Rom Coms... oh boy such a bullshit... I hate those shows... losers get girlfriend
Scam artist made it ...
Fuck OFF!

Comedy: Life

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Life is all about taking the all biscuits...
Now watching TV SHOW AND APPLYING BASIC A TO Z PSYCHOLOGY WITH REDPILL.

Ходя на курви
Още известно като връзките в които не се плаща не ме устройва. Не се доверявам на безплатно и арматизирано.

Показах днес на една среден пръст
Тя викаше
Една искаше пари аз започнах да и се карам,викам и какви джендъри станахте
ЖЕНА СИ И ИМАШ БРАДА
СТАНА И ГАДНО
ЗАВЪРШИХ С ЛАФА
НАМЕРИ СИ РАБОТА.

Разчитам  на авантата
С няколко  думи "без отговорен  съм", "не ми се работи" и чакам "всичко  да е за мен  и всичко се върти около мен".

I got fired from work anbody who has been fired recently from work?
Honestly it sucks
Sometimes guilt pops up like a kitchen mastery.






ANOTHER SEGMENT


Comedy: Shitty


Read the book "Show me" - Its a book for kids sexual eductation.

They say "Save Food", "Save Light"

...
"Don't throw food"... "There  are tribes which die from hunger." So thats my answer so what?
I trying to kill myself everyday + I am rich I can put poop over there.

Its always believers just look like most shittiest heroes you can find in the universe.
Just shit...
Those are idiots who think they can fly or throw soider webbs until face reality and DIE.