Comedy: Money Offer

   By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I started offering money when sex is not possible it just doesn't happen. Call me American patreon...
But free pussy is as hard
As winning beating up a bear... in bear fight.

Marshall arts are like real life effects, gimmicks and tricks just to cheat death  and in life. In my opinion just let go power let them beat you up
Its fun... you look like a jew comming out of a gas chamber.

Съвет за парцалите
Имам предвид жените ако искате  да не свалят и да не стават  някакви неща с пияници... просто спрете  да се такива помяри не се обличайте като курви.

Днес бях типичен  женчо
ПА ИЗВИНАВАЙ
НЕ ИСКАМ ДА ТЕ ЗАСЕГНА
АМА ТОВА ЕСТЕСТВЕНИТЕ ЛИ УСТНИ СА
ИЛИ НЕ СА
ТЯ ОТГОВОРИ
Whoa
АКО ЗНАЕТЕ ПРЕЗ КОЛКО  СЕКС МИНАХ

Some people I just hope they die...
I HATE ANDROID UPDATES
I HATE PEOPLE
I HATE TOO MUCH FACTS AND LETS BE HONEST SHALL WE???

I HATE PEOPLE WHO JUST WHINE AND CRY FOR ME THIS OBNOXIOUS!

Comedy: Roast (Rare Bits)

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I have got passwords on my phone in case I deliver  two babies and kids need vaginamoney.
I am horrible owner of vajay jay.

Here is the thing, listen you dumb ass cunt fuck that guy. Fuck you!
You are like a lazy slob who has a ticket to get outside.

Yeah my dick is hard
I have been rejected in my lifetime but never prosperous and idiotic career like Jeff Ross.


OTHER RARE BITS!!!

Fatal familial insomnia makes people unable to ever sleep again

- It reminds me for constant erections in the bed

Electromagnetic hypersensitivity makes people break out in a rash when exposed to electromagnetic fields

Thats what I have named when the dick can't be finished... it just can't cum

Exploding head syndrome makes you hear insanely loud sounds in your own head

- Thats how it goes when you cum on bitch face... its loud, obnoxious AND OHHH FUCK ME

Hyperthymesia makes people remember every day of their life

- Still thinking whats cool about this superpower, you remember anything... oh whoa

Comedy:All ...

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Oh yeah thanks for leaving your contacts...
It really means a lot
Sending me pictures of people who I won't fuck
Punchline
Dead man in a wheelchair.

Dentish created electric chair...
Next time you go and get your teeth fixed... guess where you are sitting?

I hate dentist my feeling is being in a weird fetish.
Also the feeling is like getting fuck in the mouth. With this pipe thing which removes saliva the feeling is like a dark men trying to fuck you.
Its just weird...

Sex is weird...

Pyschologist say that sad people are nice...
Normal when life sucks you take the strawmen bias and go forward with it. Its what I call Nice guy finish  last!

Whats my opinion  about who go full on healthy?
Yuck, fuck you think eating food which is more expensive and doing some activities somehow this some kinda cheat code and you won't die...
We all die...
So shut up... sit down and lets watch the fun show.

Can you just stop selling out bullshit mottos like
- "Make it up"
- "Succedding"
- "Being sucessful"
Most people are comedians and singers who just are fucking losers from beginning  to end let them be...

Also talk from the stomach another bullshit rip off for taking money for useless activity. Salad is not food...
Salad is a way of fucking around with other types of groups other than those nut cases vegetarians.

Rom Coms... oh boy such a bullshit... I hate those shows... losers get girlfriend
Scam artist made it ...
Fuck OFF!

Comedy: Life

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Life is all about taking the all biscuits...
Now watching TV SHOW AND APPLYING BASIC A TO Z PSYCHOLOGY WITH REDPILL.

Ходя на курви
Още известно като връзките в които не се плаща не ме устройва. Не се доверявам на безплатно и арматизирано.

Показах днес на една среден пръст
Тя викаше
Една искаше пари аз започнах да и се карам,викам и какви джендъри станахте
ЖЕНА СИ И ИМАШ БРАДА
СТАНА И ГАДНО
ЗАВЪРШИХ С ЛАФА
НАМЕРИ СИ РАБОТА.

Разчитам  на авантата
С няколко  думи "без отговорен  съм", "не ми се работи" и чакам "всичко  да е за мен  и всичко се върти около мен".

I got fired from work anbody who has been fired recently from work?
Honestly it sucks
Sometimes guilt pops up like a kitchen mastery.






ANOTHER SEGMENT


Comedy: Shitty


Read the book "Show me" - Its a book for kids sexual eductation.

They say "Save Food", "Save Light"

...
"Don't throw food"... "There  are tribes which die from hunger." So thats my answer so what?
I trying to kill myself everyday + I am rich I can put poop over there.

Its always believers just look like most shittiest heroes you can find in the universe.
Just shit...
Those are idiots who think they can fly or throw soider webbs until face reality and DIE.

Comedy: I Am Abused

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

So Yeah... I am

SuperHeroes are for kids.
Doing mess then grown ups cleaning up.
Just Grow Up whats with with Marvel and DC Fetish?

Did you check out the SpiderMan: No Way Home
... its also known no way out. Nerds becoming superheroes.

Men sexual life has been declined....

Humor is a men thing not a women feature.
Its an evolutionary thing... being attractive.

Sometimes my hopes are somewhere... I hope i die... I just hope I die I hate vegans...
Life
Just I hate everyone and everything.

Have you seen people?
Ignorant... jealous,envious  cockroaches...
Why in cockroach there is cock... since which moment insect started having dicks.
Sounds like somebody  JUST RUINED THE WHOLE  EORD THING.

Fuck all fat people - They look like they not going to stop
Fuvk skinny people - Skinmy people always on diet and eating little.
Whats with the new generation?
Eat less?
Show more skin?
Whats next dip the dick in the pussy but little bit... just the top of it.

Have you seen IT SPECIALIST
WORTHLESS FOLKS
PHP TO THE LOCALHOST
USERNAME  ADMIN
PASSWORD ADMIN
LOOKING IN THE DATABASE OF THE WHOLE THING WE GOT IP AND VPN AND WE GOT PROXY AND WE GOT CODING LANGUAGE. Doesn't it make me genius?
We need to put hardware in the software
The whole dirty act seems like not clean usb port.

Имаме дебели хора... мога да съм бърз... прекаляват с яденето, тъпчат се, зависливи са, пълни са с злоба... БЪРЗОООО МРАТ... И НЕ ИСКАМ ДА КАЗВАМ ИМЕНА  НО В СТЕНДЪПА СЕ СРЕЩАТ НАРИЧАТ СЪЩЕСТВА ПЪЛНИ С ОГРОМНО КОЛИЧЕСТВО  НЕ ИЗХАБЕНА АГРЕСИЯ
ЛЪЖЛИВИ  КОПЕЛЕТА

Аз съм плъх в схемата учех в Техническия  отидох да кандидаствам в Софийския няколко пъти отрязан...

Comedy: Stop Staring

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Everybody ia walking outside like a zombie. Its like walking dead but cheaper version. Walking Dead is 3.4. Million per episode...
I am not sure how you get so much money, pay so much money and still make it look like shit.

Criminal Minds Tv Show finished finally... At least now I am calm that I can finish it and at the same time have time to live life.

Some people take drugs, eat, drink and watch netflix.
Sounds like fucked up life
If being rich means everyday in restaraunt, being goes hands in hands  with definition adventure.
You die while you are on adventure!
WORLD HUNGER.

Rich people  got variety  of jobs they got money they choose. Money are important in this day and age...
Thats why not all of us are rich... not a big majority of us.

Poor people
Clean toilets
Work like body guards
Clean the floor
Drive vehicles
The list is huge. 
The moment you get rich its a game changer you do whatever you want, freelancer...
You pay poor people  small amount of money to get a job done which in reality gets you more money.

Raping is fascinating
Is there competion
Do small children have privillige
Does rapist change diapers
Do they suck kids dicks?
If you are pedophile and erection doesn't work how do you get erection?

I am happy that there people who in love
Kiss and fuck
I am really happy the people who show too much at the end it comes to a suprising end either they split up or someone dies.
Keeo showing off
I gonna roll up some food
Coca Cola
And Let me watch Love and Misery.
At old age the old folks one of them gives up on frame he/she get depressesed, skinmy, miserable, liveless, insane and even start losing hair. Oh what a privillige to watch this show for free.

Have you watched "TeenWolf" or "Vampire Diaries"?
Both of them look like a horrible vanilla version of Sadam Hussein.

Comedy: Weird Words

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

The English language as always its full with weird words. Its like a disease of words which are rare.

When you sneeze a tissue die. Still asking hypothetically myself if tissues die when you sneeze will it mean when a bitch sneeze on my dick inside me I I have forensic evidence.
I AM NOT SAYING I HAVE RAPED ANYBODY!

I was reading the Brady killings over there we can easily say I found a punchline book "Show Me". Its with pictures for kids sex education...
Oral, vaginal...
OH BOY
OH BOY
OH BOY
THIS REMINDS ME FOR THE MOVIE WITH JOE PESCI... YEAH THAT WEIRD IDIOT..
BLOKE!

We are still back in caveman time...
Concrete
Wood
Fire
So weird... we never going to get out from this cycle.

Message to all Christians leave alone all atheist... they have done nothing to you...
Zealch.
Its NOT A BELIEF.

Isn't it strange we are selfish gene...
We are talking personafication type... when you don't understand science just shut up.
Close this fucking mouth... moron!

Some people had ugly faces or faces which you hope see in no light.
Sexual partner
Friends
Sometimes it seems that those  people  are fucking ugly the people with which you hang out
....
You avoid them by darkness and mask.
So covid19 was a beneficiary to the whole cause.

These jokes are as that far which they gomna get maybe even the curse of being unfunny motherfucker.

We got facebook for the dead people, most people big percentage on FACEBOOK ARE DEAD... MARK ZUCKERBERG IS GETTING PAID FOR USING CORPSES ACCOUNT INC. One more thing when somebody dies I am stopping with tears those stuff cost money, I am going forward in ACTION WITH CRY EMOJIS.

Sometimes ruining a moment
ITS FUCKING BRILLIANT.