Comedy: PassDanger

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag  

Really that???
I started watching TV...
JUST AVOID THE REALITY WHUCH PICK UP ARTIST HAVE CREATED.
Its dumb.

English speaking people should stop  talking do silently. Speak louder you carrots.
CARROTS ITS A WORD WHICH I USE FOR DUMB FUCKS.

They always  ask have you done that and that and that
Yes
And
Yes
Check
Check
Check
SHUT UP?

Happy couples do they die at the end?
Out of aids
Tumor

I kill babies, I AM NUEURO SURGEON
I WORK IN THE HOSPITAL FOR ABORTION
LETS FACE IT
I HAVE CERTIFICATE TO KILL YOUR BABIES
The truth is that this is dream job it came true and I cum in the toilet and flush it.

Close your fucking mouth
Every single belief which you have
Your thoughts
Dreams
Stuff you are doing
Its all been replication and gotten injected in your brain. You have been influeced, persuaded or lets go in more nicer way manipulated to believe in this shit.
Most of the stuff you know are lie and those lies are fabricated tunnels of lies.

There are homeless people
Bums
Hobos
Who are  bilingual. How strange is that?
You know other languages  and you are still on the street life sucks?

Garnish
Oil Lavonloidolic fuck
Here is a good tip out of the nut basket. SUPER HEROES ARE FOR LOSERS. LIFE DOESN'T WORK OUT FOR THE LOSER. GO HOME
FUCK OFF.

Comedy: GrownUps

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag 

Act like grown up...
Be grown up
Be more manly!

Fuck you drug abusers
Alcoholic  abusers
Sex addicts or all types of dysfunctional behaviors. Thats what happens when you grow up, you become a moron... idiot... a person who doesn't know how to have fun.

Fuck politics, I AM ALL AGAINST TALKING ABOUT IT.
BUT THIS BIT DOES THE WORK
Vacination
Vaxx
Vacine
Green Certificates
FUCK YOU ALL PEOPLE WHO MADE IT HORRIBLE FOR EVERYONE ELSE
SOME PEOPLE GO WITH THE STORY DEVIL WORK
OTHERS GO WITH ILLUMINATI AHD THE 12 PEOPLE BUT LETS BE HONEST. Its all illusions, its made up and stop saying bullshit. They do not exist and if they do... SO WHAT???
WHATS WITH THE COPING MECHANISM???
GENERATION WHICH ALWAYS WANTS TO COPE!????

If I get vacination does it feed the poor?
Does it improve my life?
Does it make poor with more money and catching up with the rich?
I mean cats vs rats, politics  its a difficult topic always and constantly changing.

Here is the thing
WE A CONSUMERS
WE ARE THE BIGGEST MOUTH HOLE
IN THE UNIVERSE
ALWAYS  BUYING
GETTING STUFF
EATING
GETTING MORE STUFF
MEMORIES GEORGE  CARLIN
PLACE FOR MY STUFF.

We have a word for uneasiness
"Fantod"
Your mom gives me fantods.

We got word "Damnify" which stands for
Cause of injury.
Your parents are damnifying you.
You are damnified by your siblings.

Always people want to talk to you...
Yabbering, jabbering...
Bablering...
FUCK YOU
CLOSE YOUR NOISE HOLE
I AM NOT INTERESTED
FUCK OFF
IF YOU ARE NOT A LADY WITH BUNCH OF HOLES JUST FUCK YOU AND LEAVE ME ALONE!

Comedy: CoN

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag 

Really a con?
That far!
It deserves respect!

Hey girls, if you are over 30s or 40s...
You should pay the whole thing, you take the bill!
OBNOXIOUS CAR CHASED  CUNT.

I have a solution IF YOU ARE A VICTIM OF ABUSIVE
JUST BECOME THE ABUSER
EASY
SET AND GO

IF you forget something
"Love yourself"
"Self Love"
"Levels in transformation"
FUCK YOU ..
SELF LOATHING
FUCKS
I ONCE  TRIED PRACTICING SELF-LOVE
IT WENT WITH  TRYING TO FORCE MYSELF  IN SUICIDE!

Oh boy can you fuck me right in the face...
I HATE MYSELF
I AM HORRIBLE FRIEND
HORRIBLE TEMPER
HORRIBLE IN RELATIONSHIP

I watched  Hogwarts 2022 oh boy
Oh men
Its dumb as cock in cock CAROUSEL!

I am definetly not gay..
BUT SURPRISINGLY  ENOUGH I HAD RECENTLY ENCOUNTER WITH GAY DUDE
HE TRIED TO DO SPARK ATTRACTION + SEDUCTION.

The dumb language teacher with sayings
"Stop being late"
"Reepeat"
"Oh wow how you organize groups you know who to take or who to not take."
Wow wait
FUCK YOU
HOPE YOU DIE FROM AIDS.

Comedy: LatE (Sd)

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Alright... alright... almighty then shut up dumb  moron.
I don't give a fuck about your feelings, relationships... marriage.
FUCK YOU
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
BIG DEAL DEAD PARENTS GROW UP
YOUR BROKE UP BIG DEAL FUCK YOU
YOU ALMOST DIED FUCK YOU
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK STOP WHINYING ABOUT IT.
I DON'T CARE
ZERO USE IN THIS WHOLE  CONVERSATION!

If you won't fuck her or at least plan to go out with her or stay more in set.
Just forget the "warm up" rule.
You are walking wossie!

My mom is a vaginal parasite...
Oh god this walking pile of shit is thinking that is helpful and useful in this fucking world.
NO YOU ARE NOT!

I watch Horror porn and Sarah Fetish
Fun stuff
Its pure deep level of disgust.

Wow names day????
FUCK YOU
NEW YEAR IS ONE DAY
OKAY
ITS NOT TWO
OR THREE
OR BILLION DAYS... ITS ONE...THE SAME GOES WHEH YOU FINISH SCHOOL YOU FINISH YOU HAVE THE BIG DEAL THE BIG PARTY AND THE END.
Stop being  such wanking idiots wanting always to be back on the past. Live with the present.

I am doing stand  up, I AM USUALLY BAD IN TELLING JOKES
PEOPLE SAY
I AM BETTER THAN SOME.. BUT NO REALLY!

Comedy: I Name It

   By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I name it
You call it!

Sometimes I repeat  jokes!
Here is FACT SHUT UP
IF YOU ARE IN WHEELCHAIR
RETARD
WITH BIRTH MARKS
STRETCH MARKS
Shut up
You look awful nothing significant or beautiful about this close your fucking urinal.
AND LETS MOVE ON

Facebook???
Facebook?
Shut up about  old memories or my guess guys with muscles, girls with fake attributes.
Fun stuff which people do
SHUT UP
YOU FUCKING SUAGE SYSTEM OF SHIT!

No need to hate someone nowadays...
WE JUST SOCIAL DISTANCE
ITS COVID19
FUCK

Do you watch lately TV
I HAVE
THE LAST SCENE OR LETS SAY ALMOST LAST AROUND SCREAM QUEENS
EPISODE ONE, SEASON 1
IT WAS THIS HOT KAPPA GIRL DYING AND WAKES UP AND SENDS  the message, oh whoa...
Idiotic.

Gargling oil fuck
Answer the phone
Women suck
THE NEW GENERATION SUCKS
OH GOD GET A LIFE
YOU ARE DEPRESSED
MISERABLE
FEELING LONLY
GET A LIFE
YOU GARGLING OIL FUCK!

Here is the thing walking pile of fuck sticks...
TAPE IS NOT A CLOTHING
ITS NOT AN ART
AND IF YOU PLANNING TO GET NAKED
GET NAKED
STOP GOING AROUND
AND ALMOST NAKED
FUCK THIS SHIT
GET NAKED AND LETS  STOP TEASING
Walking whore, SYNDROME!

Comedy: They Call It

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

They Call it a paper with a degree.
I CALL IT SHEET PAPER WITH LATIN WORDS
OR ALSO KNOWN AS SHIT PAPER WITH GIBERISH AND BLABER.

I hope one day I die...
At least go that far

They say that its "ITS OKAY"
Gay fucking is alright
Lesbians alright
And you are against
Kinship fuck!?
I am gonna fuck my mom, I gonna fuck the granny...my sis... everything possible with kitten.
I AM PROVING  A POINT
THE POINT IS I AM STRAIGHT DUDE
FUCK YOU IF YOU ARE AGAINST THAT!


I HAVE ALREADY  DONE IT
I HAVE DONE IT
I HAVE FUCKING DONE IT

I HAVE MASTURBATED  ON A SHEMALE PORN
I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT FUCKING A TRAVESTITE
I HAVE THOUGHT  FUCKING A FATSO
I HAVE DREAM FUCKING AND LICKING  A FATSO
I HAVE FUCKED MILF
I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT FUCKING  ELDERY FOLKS
I HAVE MASTURBATED
ON HUMANS WITH ANIMAL PORN
I HAVE MASTURBATED ON PISSING PORN
SPITTING
NURU MASSAGE I HAVE MASTURBATED AND I HAVE BEEN ONCE OVER SUCH EXPERIENCE

I HAVE DONE IT
I HAVE FUCKING DONE IT
FOOTJOB
FOOT FETISH
Look me like a pile of disposable  ammunition,BUT I CLEARLY DON'T GIVE  fuck.
Stress by its nature is warzone.
So GOOD FOR YOU
THANKS FOR JUDGING  ME!

I don't want to be a pin in your ass
But lets be honest
DEAR FEMINIST
Shut up
You have more rights than men
Next time pay for the lunch, dinner and breakfast. Next time you do the heavy lifting,next time you get angry or emotional...
Lets shame you
Its not okay to be angry and you are not femine
YOU WANT EQUAL RIGHTS
LETS THREAT YOU LIKE SHIT.

I was at a prostitute.
Yeah finds out
Looks out ended well
After whole masturbation session,but here is what it bothers me lately.
Today after sucking my cock asking does it hurt?
Is this  some kinda a revenge scenario or lets make you feel bad!?

Comedy: Vigilant

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I saw a girl with a banoochie...
Oh God...
Such a horrible fashion.


Shut up queer fuck!

Can you imagine me being changed by MILLENIAL ... OH
GOD
RUSSIAN FUCK

Scientist say that "Female get less depress if they have more male friends."
My opinion is another excuse to be a bitch!

She IS getting a kid then wanting divorcing from you after that sueing your ass for vaginamoney.
You are just giving her insurrance...
AKA FUCK MONEY
For PAST FUCKING.
IT SUCKSSSS WHEN YOU ARE AT THE END OF THE CHAIN!?

I have been part from the human race and people have the habbit  TO MAKE SHIT UP
WE MADE GOD
WE CREATED THE WHOLE RELIGIOUS B.S.
ITS THE WAY MIND FUNCTION
FILLING THE GAPS WITH A FEATHER OF USELESS INFORMATION.

Stop thinking that you understand jokes
NO YOU DON'T
IF YOU GO WITH WORDS
"NOT FUNNY"
Nothing more than pure ignorance you show and yeah  two stuff.
I don't care
And I hope you die from aids

I just got greetings from
Hearse car
I mean those cars which bring to dead people in coffins in the graveyard.
Somebody's welcoming me in HIS OWN KINGDOM

People get offended fuck em
One by one
Each by each

I hate my parents
I have horrible walking mom I hope she dies at least I gonna get chance to make a special.
"My mom is a Shit Maker"
"My Mom, THE SHIT MACHINE"
"Oh God, My Lord My Mom"
"She is dead and silent"

I hate my grand parents...
BURN IN HELL
OLD FUCKS
HORRIBLE WALKING STICK FIGURES
DUSGUSTING PARASITES
AWFUL BREATH
As Louis puts
ITS...
TIME TO DIE
ITS YOUR TURN!