Comedy: G-Y

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Over there that Guy he is GAAAAAAYYYYY

AND YEAH DEFINITELY DAVE ATTELL
METHOD MOUTH KISSING MEN
OH MEN AWFUL FUCK

SHE WAS PISSING IN FRONT OF THE restaraunt awful fuck.

I was at the cinema nachos are with hot sauce...
JUST TOO FUCKING HOT
TOO FUCKING HOT
I had pop corns,movie was moved up to another time projection. It reminds me for when I watch dog porn same shit over there, but I double the stakes by masturbating to other people's sucess.

The pop corns were just went too far, too saulty, some of them were burnt popcorn similar to the morgue when they burn the bodies and make them in dust.
Dust a term which I use after jacking off
Jacking off a term which I use when I hate myself and play with my jazz aka dick.


I had almost a great night if we skip the waiting process that everything finished and I am left alone.
In my dreams i am sucessfull fuck
In real life
Just an idiot who stares at women and suck at this whole game.
SO GIVE ME SOME NAPKINS, LUBE, CREAM AND WIPES
I AM PLANNING TO CREATE SOME MYSTERIOUS TAX INVASION

In books,movies and tv shows I am fucking good in starting them but not in finishing them.
I just fucking sad,I am awful person
Sex,blowjob in about 5 minutes max
HORRIBLE TIMING
AWFUL IN EXPLAINING THAT I DO NOT GET SECOND ERECTION AND ALDO IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LOOKS

I got banmed from one comedy place, two venues and I am definently killing it.

I hate it when people mess around with my food, really me becoming vegetarian?
Really?
This even is not food
No milk
No eggs
No meat
What the fuck?
No cheese
Really?
This is some kinda joke?
Really?
And we can go as far as saying "Eat Pussy", not "Meat".
First under eating what do you mean?
Eating the way I take my breakfast or eating the part where she finishes in your mouth or pisses and you go like...
"I ENJOY IT"
NO YOU NOT
YOU ARE NOT ENJOYING IT
ITS TASTELESS
WASTE OF TIME
AND KINDA STRANGE

Girls right now go with mode and we suck your dick... why you don't go over down?
Ovulation, diapers and kinda scared from the whole Lohness monster.

Here is stuff which I said first and nobody has said before or done ever.

When mom is naked at home sitting on chair and scratching her pussy, todler start masturbating.
When pedophile finishes fucking a kid says, "Mommy I am hungry".
When guy robs you to say "Its a compromised mission, I just take stuff"
When the father is fucking the mom the kid next door to start walking around in the room in circle and start to saying "Mommy, mommy...Why this guy is putting an object inside you".
When black guy fucks a chineese chick says "Mom I am stopping masturbation for a month.".

Life sucks so does traveling, 8 hours oh boy... oh men its like a girraffe in a casket case.

Yeah, yeah .. people have change so does I...
Thats why I took " THE BIG BREAK"

Comedy: More Extra

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

If the human body lets out 2 gallons of blood, you die. Its a hypothetical thing!

It really makese mad when I heard the words from a guy, "I am good with women"
and this happens bunch of nights in row with him when I am outside with him, no progress along the way.
What so far we can found out
Its
1) He is fake as fuck
2) Women are sperm deposit boxes

I can see that I am bombing
I am master in bombing in jokes
I just fail at every possible job, awful person.

I am spending time on buying cheap and tasty food, I do not have money to buy expensive fancy food.
Its too much money
It sucks
And nothing special
Just dishes made from shit with different food names.

I am thinking about taking break life is not that fun at all, just think about you do the same shit over and over and if you are like my african friend your life is meanigless and useless.
At least take my word!

I have moments in my life I forget and I start eating more, I am not getting fat because I am better than you.

I am not the part this type of person who fights, I am not just this type of guy.

I am eating all types of shitty food because I want to crush my "will".

Yeah right, call me sick but after all
I watch animal porn
Dick gets pussy
Or
How people are awful on dates and animals are horny and killing it.
Cats fucking
Chicken rape culture
Elephants oh boy its a fattie

Comedy: Wetback

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

COOL FACT
I ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE SEX
WITH HORSE...IT JUST MAKES
ME CUM
YUK
YUK
AS BITCH SAYS

I started losing MY MIND...
memory...I STARTED
FORGETTING STUFF AND I JUST CAN'T RECALL EM

I am taking break from comedy after so long time on stage, improv theater.. OPEN MICS
And even having the chance to go watch live comedy shows.

I am bolding and just awful booo reader I go throw the whole place, the same goes and for movies, tv shows...
Just an awful sucker

Have you seen your life
Its like a double dagger and its just shit
Correct me if I am wrong
IIII-IDIOT

No need to idealize people and start labeling stuff and always testing ourselfs.
All this shit is bullshit.

Lets be real once for all being normal aka average joe it really sucks, look at it idealizing people putting them on pedestal.
Oh men
Oh men
It really its God Awful
Its shit

Oh boy some people just say "I have friends"
No you don't
Move on fag
Grab a gag ball put it in your mouth and life is fucking great.

Really break, shut up

Still paintful about my ex.

She is over there to ride on the dick and leave. Those are her most essential goals.

My ex us smiling today!
Can you imagine this after me jerking off!???

Masturbation, porn
OH BOY
HAVE YOU DONE IT?
ITS SO WEAK
ITS SIMILAR TO GAY THING
BUT HORRIBLE BECAUSE AT THE END YOU FIND OUT IT WASN'T SOFT NORMAL PORN YOU WERE WATCHING ANIMALS BANGING EACH OTHER AND THE MOST FUCKED PART ITS NOT ON TV.

Comedy: Truth and Nothing More

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Have you seen those fat ones which stare at you when you go unhealthy.
Hey, fattie you lost your chsnce stop staring at me, you became fat, you gained weight and right now this food which I sm consuming is on your "Forbbiden List".
OH SO SAD
THE FATTIE CAN'T HAVE FUN

Have you ever had that level of experience
Where you stare at somebody's feet nails and then you feel extreme levels of disgust.
I fo jerk off and play with my dick but nails fuck it.

I am equvalent of all fuckos hard
dick compromises none
Difinetly none

People choose and are picky. I ANYWAYS
BUCKLE UP AND FUCK EVERYTHING STILL THINKING ABOUT ANIMAL PORN

But still spirtual exorcism
Tireless hopeless monkey!

Its so strange it gives me goosebunps but isn't it strange after you cum like some kinda dead popping out of the coffin, we talk about blowjobs.

One time I had chance to go out and meet one cute,sexy, hot blonde girl. But unfortunately I decided to leave the place and go home and cry.

Lately have you read the news?
Dead
Rapist
Pedophiles
Oh men I am so depressed from that because nothing really happens outside great headlines and bored as fuck.
Really that fuck has a car?
Whoa!
Whoa!

Recently I was at pizza place, I saw a dead cockroach. Still got the pizza, but right there at thar moment.
I asked myself two basic question
Am I so poor?
And
From what is made this fucking pizza that cockroach has been found dead?

We all are here for the entertaiment, watch tv shows, realities, videos,clips... and just a break from stand up.

Comedy: Raw Material

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Porn is something which I find myself to watch when I am bored when my sexual life sucks.
Yeah Get Over It

Just bad at sex
Anxious, stressed, pissed an urge
Food alergy
Life is combination low tolerance kick it.

I had an girlfriend no sex
Why?
Because I am just awful dickhead,virgin and person who constantly sabotage his sexual life.
So much sexual jokes
My brain is like junkyard

I am living with my mom and her two parents, sadly their alive mein father is dead.
It really annoys me people when they do those annoying noises while they sleep.
Come on stop it
Come on stop it
ITS FUCKED UP
IT RUINS MY SLEEP
AND ITS HORRIBLE WAY TO SLEEP

My mom always angry at me
Because thats how you treat children which you never wanted at first place.

From 13th up to 43 degrees
Sounds like typical bowel movement, I shit and piss but 43 degrees temperature what the fuck?

3 wounded prople after shooting
Its seemen in sandbox

I was recently with a friend he has poop orgasm. He wants poop in a women mouth, wants to piss over women... already he has done it.
Dated bunch of time 15-16 year olds and he had intercourse
His father fucks 08 girls, which over 13
AND ITS NOT RAPE
If we Got Moral for the whole story that is that next time you look your wife, just be sure you have picked the right one.

I have been masturbating for a long fucking time.
Some people just at this olympic sport.

Have you seen Pogo dance
That type of metal dance
Its totally mental

Metal concert
Crazy
Screw up
Come on thats whats happens when you take hard type of drugs and alcohol.
Just high fucking levels
Still fucking left out from life

Getting pcr ITS LIKE GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BUT FOR FREE!

Comedy: I am

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I am thinking about taking a break its similar as having aids and not wanting to die.
I hate myself and I want a break!

I am not planning if having children, its a thing which needs special calibration.
Today I had chance to see HOUSE M.D. The TV Show being made into a trailer of House Of Horror.
Still I find myself watching strange stuff on TV.

I had a girlfriend, stuff just didn't go the way was suppssed to go.
She wanted sex
I WANTED
"MOMMY LOVE ME"
"MOMMY PLEASE LOVE ME"
In her words "You are a parasite"

Most of my ex-girlfriends where total dumb ass physchopaths.
Still thinking how to enjoy life when I find myself masturbating!

I can't have a gilfriend because I am too compilicated to handle, when I am low feeling "I am suicidal", when I am high "I feel I AM ABOVE ALL"
Then after that I have moments where I humiliate my friends.

From the whole beginning of the nature
FUCK AND LEAVE
FUCK AND LEAVE

I need to avoid sex jokes...
I HAVE BEEN FOR SO LONG DIRTY AND EVEN LITTLE AS FAR HATEFUL... I NEED TO MOVE ON SOMETHING ELSE
Viagra is great
Religion some people say keep it out... others just say
No porn jokes
No sex jokes
Yeah, I got it...
Lets move on

Idiots
Society everyday is getting dumb we got freedom in speech then some kinda bloody bastard knocks on the door and says.
"You offended me can you apologize?"
Cancel culture
Mee too movement whole other story and thing.

Comedy: Price

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I am thinking about buying a car, but its quite a price.
Almost bunch of prostitutes
Isn't strange we pay 150$ or 60$...
Or 300$ or lets say 400$ and we fuck we pay more to buy shitty stuff with no chance of fucking.
Have you seen somebody fucking his car
Or his expensive apartment?
I have seen a guy to masturbate... but fucking this concept is not fitting my mind.

People need to stop buying shitty aka useless shit from the market, guys NO NEED FOR THAT
I ALREADY ON TELLY SAW ONE GUY BEATING OFF, he was sad,ugly,bolding, tall and depressed.
But still my tv was off, which was weird.

Isn't it weird they said my father is alive, he just made a mistake which made him teleport in other universe.
Strangely enough after a week I was at a party, my grandma was holding my fathers dick he was sleeping while thrre was some kinda Jesus Guy saying religious shit.
Still saying this is made up story from the time which I had a complete make out with my mom, she was sucking my dick.
But we had conversation to make up something

I hate myself
I just hate myself
Bold
Awful hair style
Hats???
Really???
I am like rubbish already used and thrown away.

At photo shoots I am like a prostitute,too much events this year... I am making...
WHY?
BECAUSE I WANT PEOPLE TO LIKE ME
AND LIKE ME
AND LIKE ME
SOCIAL MEDIA SUCKS WHEN LIFE SUCKS I GO ONE STEP FURTHER ONE HANDJOB
But still thinking what my mom has to do anything over here.

Sometimes I just walk naked at home
Just stuff which I like to do.

We always idealize people, what fo we do it?
Did you saw that cool actor?
This model?
Did you saw the most hottest woman, in town?
We always put them pedestal cut ourself destroy ourselves mentally...
In other words automatically we beat ourselves and at the same time with somebody at higher position.
Society so fucked up!