Comedy: Rare New Bits

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Pff, БЕДЕН... КЛОШАР

Only poor people sit on benches in the winter.

Ебах баби ми наскоро.
Същия ден разбрах че майка ми е направила аборт.

ИМАМ Фетиш към крака
оооохооооооо
Пълен оргазъм двуцевка същия момент искам да ме плюят + да си пръсна тъпия мозък.

Being a gay guy is weird its just fuckinf weird... okay.

One guy wanted my twitter page... so why did you wanted it?
So to still my stuff, fuck you idiotic consumer?

I havw sended a lot of voice message it reminds me of your mom giving me a deep throat.

Shut your mouth
Use gag reflex
Nerv wracking idiot

You've got twitter
And
Youtube
Tiktok
Snapchat
Tinder
Grinder
Insta
Facebook
How wreckless are you?
dopamine producing machine, you always constanly want validation and to consume and even your content is  shitty.

And this content is nothing more than content
Its just
Stuff out there
Shitty stuff

Mlst tik tok videos are like snuff films but with loads of likes, watches and followers.
Such an empty society
When I think about life
I think about how worthless is humanity, just think about it. Give a thought about this...
Listen
Tommorow you gonna get fired

FOR YOUR DUMB OPINION!

Comedy: More Bits

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Ако не разбирате от степдъп не ви искам тъпите съвети. Като девет годишно курве пред аборт сте.

Имам родители,
Амя едно е ясно броят се по болезните рани които ся ми нанесли.

Епилепсията с гърч е като парти
Тия знаят как да танцуват на земята.

Шоу с епилепсия
Не звучи, като страничен гърч секс.

WAP - IT MEANS
WET
ASS
PUSSY

....

Also if a granny her teeth are rotting just tell her diformed teeth to stick them inside your pee hole.

Yeah, scam
Yay

Next time you suck at life
Go suck a dick

I hate Krammer from seinfield
Seinfield is a weird hacky comedians

And please shut your hole
Not your pussy but your mouth it might some dick go inside.

I've git canceled it reminds me for recession of worthless works. I am watching criminal minds and still thinking about your mom she is a dumb cunt... I mean I fuck my mom.

Twerking is not bad
We put women on pedestal
But here is a quickie
They poop and pee
Does this sound like a good conversation?

Are you gonna leave or you going to continue wasting your life?

Watching TV Shows its like binging life and  ot even experience other stuff. Fuck you idiotic capsulated consumer, idiot you have no preferences you have no ideas and you are idiot on stage.


I hate people, so don't higher anybody!

Comedy: New Chapter (+Bonus)

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Goodbye

Bye
Life is sad

Orgasm in casket, life in periodic table.

Cut of your hands and shut up
Insulting people is a previllige.

Believing God is go to move, placebo effect.
When you are poor, you are gauilible and your education is fragile and not efficent.
Believing god is another way to put dumb knowledge in yoyr head just to feel better.

Its a Myth that rich people believe in God, they belief in money.

Четохте ли статията "Тъпометъра разби една жена"
Просто са задани въпроси от обща култура
От някакъв бил връсник
Тъп зубър задръстен всезнайко
Били обща култура въпросите
"Дабе"
Просто някакви чекиджий въпроси обща култура не включва неща които учиш на сила в училище и ако не ги знаеш получаваш двойка.

Видях стара училителка
Само се загледахме
Да годините училище ме научиха на нещо
"Мой съзблезнования, спи в твойте покой"

На пак да се замислим тази новина с тази статия е супер тъпа кой си лъска егото и каква обща култура?
Ум и красота ли очакваш?
Ум върви с стоицизъм, осъзнаност и чувство да се самоунишожиш защото виждаш как живота е един кенеф където всички пикая...
МОЖЕ ДА СЕ ТРЪГВАТЕ АКО ИСТИНАТА ВИ ИДВА В ПОВЕЧЕ
Вижте сего чувствам възхищение че стои там тази курва млада госпожица с диплома по курознание, чакат я курове мислиш ли че обща култура някой го ебе.
Ето ти обща култура кура ти на постари години вуни даже по едно време пикаеш в уринатор преди да се гътнеш взимай кадретата и към ковчега.

Една курва и развалих деня като и казах да ми подмени 5 лв бешу нервна
Като
Мандата и на кървене
Временно и гнусно.

Бих казал Comebacks на ситуаций имам

Някой каже жена не се пита на колко години е!
Да, защото си дърта скапана пача

Зает съм!
Да ясно затова отдели вчера към половин час да ми пишеш а па днес се чухме към 2 часа почти разговора, заетоста ти е като диария рядко се случва.

Мразя пискиви деца
Защо?
Досадни не са родителите нищо не правят

"Господ съществува
Това е реалност"

ЩЕ ОСТАВЯ ТИШИНА МАЛКО
ДА ПОПИЕТЕ ТАЗИ ПОМИЯ

ГОСПОД Е ПОВЕЧЕ ОТ ПАРТНИОР
ПОВЕЧЕ ОТ ПРИЯТЕЛ
РОДИТЕЛ
ТОЙ Е БОГ

ЩЕ ОСТАВЯ ТИШИНА МАЛКО
ДА ПОПИЕТЕ ТАЗИ ПОМИЯ

Comedy: Don't Go (+Bonus)

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Don't choke on this dumb idea that porn is free, its not.
They profit from your data
Its privillige for them to give it to you free stuff, membership they after that get around from 15$ billion- up to 97$  a year.

Don't choke on this dumb idea that porn is free, its not.
As I said above just keep scrolling its privillige for them to take your money.

You belief in shit
God and religion is non tax...
Free profit organization
The money are
In
Sports
Porn
Politics
And
Religion.

So shut up

Don't choke on this dumb idea that having a girlfriend is free, its not.
You need to pay taxes
You pay morgues
You need food
You need to give money
Its a like a prostitute butt cheaper version with horrible package of disadvantages.

Sometimes you wish you fuck a pig
Or a horse
Or lets say a person a wheelchair
Atleast way out you get a discount.

Guess what if you are a real beliver
Fuck a kid with a disease
Or better
Just get naked walking arouns those poor countries
Then start going to African
Ice cream orgy party
A Bowl of fun
A bowl of diseases
So fun, the way out you get a discount.

Going to prostitutes just another better idea, invest over there your money.

Писта от лайна
Имам предвид  киста в обръч на лайна

Мислех за ходещи рейнджъри  който духат.

Let it go е добра техника мойто мнение е техника която е в режим няма да ти пусна.

Comedy: Next Stage

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag 

Yup, next stage
New  scene
New Material fresh
Clean up
Structure

Here is the thing univerties create people like avareage avatars who get less money, addicts, smokers and just workers. If somebody says keep  up with university just fuck off, okay?
Fuck off
Just shut the fuck up
6 years with or without university you gonna get in reality, reality is going to bite your ass. Just think about it.
Steve Jobs drop out
Bill Gates drop out
Still thinking about continuing the stupidiod of human race?
Think twice

Here is the thing
Top
Notch
Top tip
Next time somebody wishes to help him/her with the babie say "use a condom next time."

Next time an eldery person or disabled wants your seat, say "Stop fucking with criples."

Here is the thing
Top
Notch
Top tip
Next time somebody wishes to help him/her with the babie say "Get more reliable men as for family. What's left for me?
Left over porn
Masturbation
And sexist comments."

I am like desciple
Nobody knows me

I am like a desciple
Just semen on the cunt, left over

Hear me out, I am desciple
Everybody knows me

Hear me out, I am desciple
Everybody knows me and under everybody knows me, I mean your mom.

The sexual iniuendo for everyone is happening except me.
Its like the World War 1 and 2 it JUST HAPPEN
A FILM WITH TWO PARTS

Me on love... yeah... crack a rape
Rape a crack

Love love
Love
Love
Love
Also rhymes with evil and disgusting
Goes hands in hands with jealousy and niceness
Parents of "love"
Lie mother and father narcissistic culture
Love goes with "caring"
Guess WHAT ITS A LIE
SHUT YOUR FUCKING UGLY FACE AND LETS MOVE ON
ITS A CHEMICICAL REACTION
AND IT HOLDS MAXIMUM UP TO 4 YEARS
AFTER THAT YOU GO AFTER FARTS.

Once  a guy with a wife in a wheelchair was fucking asshole to me the  I insulted him as it follows
"I HOPE YOUR WIFE DIES"
SILECE

AFTER THIS JUST GIVE A THOUGHT TO THIS SHIT
PEOPLE BELIEF
THAT WHEN YOU DO YOGA
YOU RELEASE DEAMONS

WEAK MINDED
IDIOTS
IDIOT
FUCKING GOOSH Kebabs!

Comedy: Not Seen

   By VeNgeR GrEenTag 

Life is like an old buick car
Just fuck around

It looks like I know rapppers
And this sentence told in loud sounds really crazy.

They say that pedophiled are really good organizers.
Recently my dick was inside a small child, I am not saying I am pedo but he started asking why "papa, papa" my asshole hurts, I said hemoroids.

So here is the THING GOD WORKING IN MYSTERIOUS WAY
IMAGINE


NEXT TIME I NEED TO BRING MY DICTIONARY JUST TO GET DEFINITION RIGHT

JESUS IS THE TRUTH?
WTF
JESUS IS THE WHOLE TRUTH?
JESUS IS THE DEFINITION OF TRUTH?

ARE YOU CRAZY
MAKE BELIEF
MADE UP
CHERRY PICKING

Here is the thing I need next time to bring knockout for religion, I need to get some stuff down.

He asks me whats my definition for evil?
Whats the definition of dog?
He said personal experience he went to a location where his mom is without knowing where she works  without knowing the city and then go further with "How did I do it"?

I don't know
Why I am supossed to give answer to something which I have mo evidence for it and for your personal stuff. You are mental, crazy, get your pills right and stop being such a fuckup.

Christian arguments or even You know who
Isl-a-m arguments most of time are just sayimg stuff which are obvious, stuff they don't know, made up, irrational and stuff which are just like
"I HAVE A DOG AND CAT" - So what!???

Really, I stare

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Really?
Really?
Really?
I sometimes stare I just go on Tv and spend hours on staring sometimes I hear noises of a ball  which is getting fetch... getting drop and picked up.
(IS THAT GAY?
OR GAT?
HOW ABOUT BERNIE IN PANTS
OR COCK WHICH IS A PRICK)

Sometimes staring could go with hours sleeping is type of useless depravation of staring im ceiling. Just cutting off noises and life, type of escapism. Not sure why those pick up guys ans coaches go to sleep you were supossed to have hacks for life not to be lazy worthless stock.
Crypto currency its as real money as my dick on the deck if somebody gets offended or feels I am getting too far just stop reading this.

You decided to come over and join the party at the end dicks are destroyed, feminism is no sex party most of them are ugly. Gays stink and lesbians horrible triology scissoring is not a sport its just  a way to avoid dicks.
Dicks fix problems
Pussy is a hole to be filled.
Just stay in mind with those thoughts the poetry is horrible.