Crazy Thomas

By VeNgeR GrEenTag

 So why wee don't cancel Stephen King for killing children?
Let's cancel Dean Koontz lazy writing

Lets cancel Judd Apatow Horrible movies
They are just horrible
History of Comedy scenes of lazy comedy reels and hroribles movies and tv shows been shown.
HAHAHA
HOrrible

 So why wee don't cancel Stephen King for killing children?
Let's cancel Dean Koontz lazy writing

Lets cancel Judd Apatow Horrible movies
They are just horrible
History of Comedy scenes of lazy comedy reels and horrible movies and tv shows been shown.
HAHAHA
Horrible

 So why wee don't cancel Stephen King for killing children?
Let's cancel Dean Koontz lazy writing

Lets cancel Judd Apatow Horrible movies
They are just horrible
History of Comedy scenes of lazy comedy reels and horrible movies and tv shows been shown.
HAHAHA
Horrible

 So why wee don't cancel Stephen King for killing children?
Let's cancel Dean Koontz lazy writing

Lets cancel Judd Apatow Horrible movies
They are just horrible
History of Comedy scenes of lazy comedy reels and hroribles movies and tv shows been shown.
HAHAHA
HOrrible

 So why wee don't cancel Stephen King for killing children?
Let's cancel Dean Koontz lazy writing

Lets cancel Judd Apatow Horrible movies
They are just horrible
History of Comedy scenes of lazy comedy reels and hroribles movies and tv shows been shown.
HAHAHA
HOrrible

 So why wee don't cancel Stephen King for killing children?
Let's cancel Dean Koontz lazy writing

Lets cancel Judd Apatow Horrible movies
They are just horrible
History of Comedy scenes of lazy comedy reels and horrible movies and tv shows been shown.
HAHAHA
Horrible

Let's be honest everything sucks David Cross is a horrible comedian, musical documentaries are just wank offs, Jim Jefferies appearance in Reno was just sloppy, horrible one.
Living in Color it's crazy show and it's okay, but lets be honest nowadays there are clickbaits and horrible titles and videos which have nothing to do with reality so fuck you PEWDIE PIE.
DIE PIE AND DIE

The Story In The Jail - 2

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

There will be no story in the jail without little bit pornography and verbal abuse.

I hate my friends

I hate em

They a wasted lands

Horrible 

Shitty fucks

Reality shows why not die?

(Sounds like goood mental gymnastic from main character...

Anti mainstream... always angry and always autrusive, abuse)

Isn't it crazy that people

Say

"Fuck a child"

Why not fuck yourself

And die

Kids are annoying

Fucking a annoying shelf of shit

Is like fucking ground of mess. LETS BE HONEST HATE MY

MOM

I HATE YOU

I

AND I HATE THIS LONG HORRIBLE 

BOOK BY MAC MILLIAN ITS NOT PHILOSPHY ITS JUST USELESS DATA NEXT TIME ALAN DONA NAZI SALUTE AND DIE

I hate parasites and we live in a culture of parasitic infastation.

Eliot Rodger broken by default

The Unabomber another great person if you call a person who gets annoyed fr updates angry piece of shit.

"I AM FROM MENCA AND I AM SMART

I AM 190 IQ"

"I AM FROM MENCA AND I AM SMART

I AM 190 IQ"

"I AM FROM MENCA AND I AM SMART

I AM 190 IQ"

"I AM FROM MENCA AND I AM SMART

I AM 190 IQ""I AM FROM MENCA AND I AM SMART

I AM 190 IQ""I AM FROM MENCA AND I AM SMART

I AM 190 IQ""I AM FROM MENCA AND I AM SMART

I AM 190 IQ""I AM FROM MENCA AND I AM SMART

I AM 190 IQ""I AM FROM MENCA AND I AM SMART

I AM 190 IQ""I AM FROM MENCA AND I AM SMART

I AM 190 IQ""I AM FROM MENCA AND I AM SMART

I AM 190 IQ""I AM FROM MENCA AND I AM SMART

I AM 190 IQ""I AM FROM MENCA AND I AM SMART

I AM 190 IQ""I AM FROM MENCA AND I AM SMART

I AM 190 IQ""I AM FROM MENCA AND I AM SMART

I AM 190 IQ"

I am your mom and I wished I have done a abortion you bare fat, slimmy, horrible, lazy zero activity you eat and shit and thing doing trivia iq makes you smart.

Here is the thing

Kid it doesn't shut up and die

Die inside

Die outside 

I don't care

Everybody nowadays is offended and sensitive and always intelligent.

No you are not die.

Thats the mental mindset of the character 

Angry at the pc culture

DID YOU WATCH FIST OF FUN?

ITS FIST OF RUB

WITH FAST PASING JOKES WHICH MOST TIMES JUST GO DOWN THE SCREEN JUST TO LET TIME GET DIGESTED

IT WASTELAND

FOOTNOTE:

THATS THE GUY

Ukraine CS servers are lagging because of war, war does not negotiate

The Story In The Jail (Continue)

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Note: Original Backstory

DeYtH Banger

So here is the thing guys too much sex, too much liquids, I really angry at everybody the idea of this story was to tell the story of a kid who stab somebody in the leg and killed him.

In the middle of story

He fucks his mom she is a corny sexy ass bitch.

Somewhere in between he gets harrassed by Jail prisoners.

And lets not waste time in meanigless monologues and catchy phrases like King Goes or Hill goes.

Lets be honest fast brutal honesty.

The idea of the story was perversion high level and then little bit psychopathic behavior, traits and at the end just bitter shitty characters.

Thats it guys, I finished bunch Masterclass ans I thought I can kill in novels.

I am definetly killing in my existence.

So here is the thing

He was going to say phrases like

"SO YOU GONNA FUCK HER"

" I FUCKED HER ONCE"

Prisoners say

"Who is that"

"My mom...

My PTD BITCH"

(Footnote: Creatigf a character who is porn addicted, frustrated at the world angry and also not shying away from reality is great idea in my opinion should characters should be created more often.

I am all for gay away culture

Sucking dicks whats that!?

Go die cheap fuck.)

Also the mom

Will be dressed sexy and gorgeous

Good looking blonde

(Note: Now sounds like porn choose your adventure comic, horrible... idea huh?

Eh?

Huh?

Eh?

I hate such parasitic words.

I once call a good bitch

I paid 100

And now I am crying for being a mozzarella of diseases.)

"Women Mouths stink"

"Women Mouths stink"

"Women Mouths stink"

"Women Mouths stink"

"i would vommit... really vommit"

Here is the thing thats the main character with the sexy mom which comes to see him his side kick.

Bon the vomit

Fat slob Horrible Stephen Character

Yeah I use

Lousy words like your mom

Comedy: Nate And Jack

 By VenderGreentag

Kinda got roasted

I loved the whole show

Hope he continues 

"How about to be friends?"

How about you die

Tou wasted

Drunk fuck

Fuck nut

Fuck wit

Bulgarians under 500 years slavery 

What the fuck

Yell at a carrot

Idiot

What happened you got lazy to get out form slavery.

You like bdsm sex?

You want to be tortured

I thought that I am lucky so I tried pick up

Instant sucess, immediate sucess.

I had a chat with a gal... girl garl

We went very far in this interaction as far exchanging contancts and making a false date.

Guess what I have cancer!

What type of haircut is that?

Bloody hell

Bloody cunt

So here is the thing guys

Who hatchback a person

There so many shows on TV make your own set.

Ohhhh

Booyyy

Boy

Oi boi

Its not healthy beeing for hours watching TV Movies, Shows.

Oh bloody jesus

Bloody christ

Bloody lil cunt

Shut the fuck up.

YOU ARE FUCKING 

DAMN

WISTLING

PARASITE

THATS IT

THAT IS THE WORD

Its for one sad bastard

Sad poor bastard

Pooorfe bavfavoreee

Paul Walker the fast and furious Francise star died

In car Accident

Life's irony

Didn't he learn how to drive?

The Boo app for dating its like being vegeterian

It just sucks.

10000 Funny Jokes

Not funny

But sad

Desperate unfunny content

Book me Please + Comedy: Somewhere Between

 By By VenderGreentag

Come and judge me please...Come and judge me. This is the truth nothing else fuck everybody. The new generation is soft, weak and unstable and lets move on, shall we?

So here is what happens we gather to consume each other that's it gathering between information exchange of information. Lets gather around like parasites and then spread like diseases, I hate humans sometimes they are just annoying. That's... the word, annoying!

So lets start idiots

Canada people too polite in Bulgaria we call this people naivety.

When you are idiot you get on TV, is have chance to be on TV.

Jesus exist
Just think about it
Ita like my erection just useless.
No necessary did you know recently I was at a church and started thinking about sex while looking at one woman which was saying her "parents are dead".
"My mind I said... oh great I will make you new family."

If you have a GF or you are pretty and you are girl no need to do stand up comedy.
If you Ugly, tall and fat come over and do it.

Some people want Krav Maga joke
I have the top joke
The top notch joke
The top level joke
When you train Krav Maga the feeling is like you do a shadowfight and then after that Masturbate. Masturbate because thats what men..
Young men who do get ghosted and flaked by women thats what ends

Its a wet dream story, okay guys!?
She ws keeping brining shitty stuff at my place it was like hells kitchen but with mess, rats and insect infestation.

The Human

 By VenderGreentag

The human—

screams into the void,

lives in lies,

devours the Earth

like a snack before the void.

Human nature—

is no miracle.

No light.

No soul.

It’s scabies.

It itches, it scratches,

and never stops.

It spreads.

It infects.

A disease,

called reason,

used for genocide.

The human—

does not create.

He copies.

He drains.

A parasite,

who likes to call himself

“the crown of evolution.”

And the crown is made of

plastic,

blood,

and Wi-Fi.

My Hand Is Bleeding — Stand-up

By VenderGreentag

You ever wake up and think,
“Damn… my hand’s bleeding.”
And you're not even surprised.
Not like, “Oh no! What happened?!”
More like,
“Yeah, that tracks.”

It’s 9 a.m., I’m late for life, the coffee tastes like regret,
and my hand’s bleeding like it’s trying to escape the body it’s trapped in.

No dramatic fight, no accident.
Just... bleeding.
Like my body finally joined in and said,
“Yo, I’m done too.”

People ask,
“Why’s your hand bleeding?”
Bro... that’s the least of my problems.
My soul’s leaking out since 2017.
This is just the surface update.

And you know what's funny?
You show up at work with your hand bleeding and people go,
— “Umm… could you cover that up? It’s making the clients uncomfortable.”
Oh, sorry Brenda. Didn’t realize my open wound was ruining your productivity metrics.
Let me just slap a smiley-face bandage on my existential crisis.

It’s always like that.

Your hand’s bleeding? Suck it up.
Your heart’s broken? Get back to your emails.
You’re mentally melting like expired cheese? Here's a yoga app and a discount code.

And at this point, I don’t even need a doctor.
I need a technician.
Like, “Hey, bro, can you reboot me? Maybe reinstall purpose.exe?”

So yeah…

My hand is bleeding.
But it’s the most honest thing about me right now.