Comedy: At Least Funny

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Laught at disease
You are fucked up swallow it
Jerry is dead
Just double think it
You are fucked up
Love is overrated
You are fucked up
Inspirational quotes are overrated
You are fucked up
Couple therapy is overrated


But she is a child
But why does she dresses like a trashy whore?

Why certain events are not done twice?
Because there are shit
AND THERE IS A THING AS "STUPID QUESTION".

In my days a girl in the wheel chair you fuck her thats it...
Thats all

Now you are picky
And annoying

Hahahha
"LETSSS... TOUCHY TOUCHY A MINOR"
HA-HA-HA

BANG A SMALL
FUCKER

Why I am comedian not in a relatioship guy
Marriage?
Do you see this hair its growing
If I get in marriage or relationship
I am going to lose my shit + hair falling.
Sounds like a shitty summer in a coffin day.

Poor people are the people
Who go out for hours
No food
And at the same time share food eat in dumb venues, charieties are for the concept "Make  rich people feel better about themselves"

Whats with girls dressing like
Street whores
Whats the yelling propaganda
"Rape me and bang me"
"I am miserable slut, be my slayer"

Feel small idiot, feel small
Poor fucka eat only bread
JUST DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Comedy: I am BCk

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I am Back
I am back

Really this is not a joke
I thought about retiring not renting
I tried bout to give up but I started watching ton of content.

If you watch a lot of content and at the same time you generate zero content you are bloody sucker, you are fucking consumer. You are walking wanker.

So shut up
And do something!

The some people say it's not comedy
SHUT UP
Some say do clean comedy
Go suck bag of wildos

Chinese went to a travestite
FACTS ARE CLEAR

You clearly have never watch porn.

"I am on diet"
How about try the African diet not
Atkins but the Ethiopian diet

Some women look like designated body for a coffin.

Comedy: Trying Somethin

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Aha, really???
We could say its a new segment fattok
You don't need to tripple or double research everything.

If you are too fat aka obesity you die
Social media kills you
Csuses depression which comes with suplements of stress and at the end result you die. How fun is that?

Youtube is just a waste of time if you are scrolling into some dumb compilation. I remember prank guys and fail army dumb segments for morons, its not funny its a waste of time.
Hacking
Cracking?
How about go and kill yourself?

Its not bad and does not make you
Fatphobic if you are against fat people
If you don't like gays you are not homophobic lets clear this up. Stop labeling
Genders
Gender neutral
B.s.
Neutral b.s. plural b.s. cancel this. Stop it
Stop it, its fucking annoying.

Yeah if we can conclude something a a girl wanted to be a Barbie she became but as always in life you pay prices, at the end she paid with her life.
STILL LOVE IT THE SEGMENTS OF
1000 WAYS TO DIE
AND Adam Conovers Ruins Everything.

Some people say "he is wrong"
Alright, we strike a debate,lets debate
Lets stop insulting
Jumping like a quivering pieces of shits and lets start a conversation. Its not a cavetime so stop being such a annoying brat.

Dicks and Picks, Pics

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Its like a smashed pattoto.. smashed food
Some people's dick.
Rolled up
Pasttonami
Rolled up taco
Its ugly and awful.

(Lets throw out a pun, Steve Jobs died from alternative medicine right now is rotting and rotating in his grave like a fucking veggie.)

My mom made me in such way.. I am shitty person I constantlu hate myself.
+
MY SMELL HAS BEEN REMOVED
I JUST CAN'T DEAL WITH GOOD AIR
OH FUCK.

Yeah this guy picked a girl
Pick up some stuff
Pics of dicks
Such a hooksie daysie

When you see a fucking fat slob drunking you say
"Shitty Version of Putin"
Yeah i am going thay far, "I've got some money in the basement".

Money laundry
How do you do that?
Is there application over somewhere?
Do I get extra money when I hate people?

What the fuck, funshui!?
Fushie!?
People are walking plague fuck you!

Comedy: F-in

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I want to  fuck bold headed women...
Women without hair, its saving the planet... its donation to cancer patients.

Today I think I saw travestite... what type of beautiful girl... grown woman will get into train?

Won't you die you walking death piece of shit...
I HOPE YOUR LUNGS COLLAPSE OLD FUCK.

OLD PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING
SMELLING AWFUL MEAN PEOPLE
I HOPE THEY DIE SOON
NO NEED FOR THEM.

If Fabels say something about humans
And the race thats a waste of time...
I hate people thats the whole story, have you ever went out and just felt you are wasting your time with suage of shit?
Cemented fucks?

So go rot in hell
..
So you get out of the pussy and then it goes by years of persuasion and chasing pussy.

Dogs bark and rape
They do not see the pussy or the dick
They smell somebody's ass and my smelling they decide what is it
Sex easy over there
I animal world, animal kingdom they fuck without getting consent.
But Humans on the other hand
They need consent
And after that they need money to get stuff
Buy stuff
They need to "get to know each other"
Or lets say "skip the steps", by giving the right amount of money and getting the experience.

Paying for prostitute is better than fucking a cheap one, cheap one are low quality.
When you pay you get better quality, a qality which is not on your league.

Comedy: Rare New Bits

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Pff, БЕДЕН... КЛОШАР

Only poor people sit on benches in the winter.

Ебах баби ми наскоро.
Същия ден разбрах че майка ми е направила аборт.

ИМАМ Фетиш към крака
оооохооооооо
Пълен оргазъм двуцевка същия момент искам да ме плюят + да си пръсна тъпия мозък.

Being a gay guy is weird its just fuckinf weird... okay.

One guy wanted my twitter page... so why did you wanted it?
So to still my stuff, fuck you idiotic consumer?

I havw sended a lot of voice message it reminds me of your mom giving me a deep throat.

Shut your mouth
Use gag reflex
Nerv wracking idiot

You've got twitter
And
Youtube
Tiktok
Snapchat
Tinder
Grinder
Insta
Facebook
How wreckless are you?
dopamine producing machine, you always constanly want validation and to consume and even your content is  shitty.

And this content is nothing more than content
Its just
Stuff out there
Shitty stuff

Mlst tik tok videos are like snuff films but with loads of likes, watches and followers.
Such an empty society
When I think about life
I think about how worthless is humanity, just think about it. Give a thought about this...
Listen
Tommorow you gonna get fired

FOR YOUR DUMB OPINION!

Comedy: More Bits

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Ако не разбирате от степдъп не ви искам тъпите съвети. Като девет годишно курве пред аборт сте.

Имам родители,
Амя едно е ясно броят се по болезните рани които ся ми нанесли.

Епилепсията с гърч е като парти
Тия знаят как да танцуват на земята.

Шоу с епилепсия
Не звучи, като страничен гърч секс.

WAP - IT MEANS
WET
ASS
PUSSY

....

Also if a granny her teeth are rotting just tell her diformed teeth to stick them inside your pee hole.

Yeah, scam
Yay

Next time you suck at life
Go suck a dick

I hate Krammer from seinfield
Seinfield is a weird hacky comedians

And please shut your hole
Not your pussy but your mouth it might some dick go inside.

I've git canceled it reminds me for recession of worthless works. I am watching criminal minds and still thinking about your mom she is a dumb cunt... I mean I fuck my mom.

Twerking is not bad
We put women on pedestal
But here is a quickie
They poop and pee
Does this sound like a good conversation?

Are you gonna leave or you going to continue wasting your life?

Watching TV Shows its like binging life and  ot even experience other stuff. Fuck you idiotic capsulated consumer, idiot you have no preferences you have no ideas and you are idiot on stage.


I hate people, so don't higher anybody!