Comedy: Cancel Culture

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I had a try with the VR GLASSES IT WAS AWFUL EXPERIENCE SO I SHOWED MIDDLE FINGER AND THEN AFTER AN HOUR I START STROKING MY COCK
THATS HOW WE COPE WITH REALITY BY FAKING ORGASM

Still thinking about the contacts which I got from yesterday, clearing my mind and fuck you all.

Fat ladies gross me out but here is the most gross out thing.
Men with hair down there, it stinks
Its awful looking and women being hairy... men being hairy its the worst porn category on the internet.

Yeah... yeah sensitive culture FUCK OFF

MILK FINISHED
COCA COLA NO MORE
IT SOUNDS LIKE GET FUCKED RIGHT IN THE ASS

I started reading the Onion news great place for hang out We've got Serial Killers, Pedophiles, even conspiracies and much much more.

I saw yesterday "A PERSON" Who I know
I hate those meet ups
Its awkward, useless
And stuff which I avoid
At the other hand Food I DO NOT AVOID IT

Flies have been put into experiment and with time we find out that they can imitate humans at behavior levels.
Fat fly?
Depressed fly?
Anxious fly?
Sounds like a soup from RUSSIA

It annoys the shit out if me with this mass media... all over the whole place...
Constantly noises
Noises
Shut up
Shut up
Fuck up

Rule me out
Rull me out
Please for ruining my chaрce ending a movie then going to the next one its like endless spiral.

Yeah I am in pause of comedy but my brain needs to feel the blanks.
I am such toxic invasation
Lies
Minapulation this is humans
A lurking disease beneath each surface.

Comedy: Changes

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Everything so absurd distance, bins for rubbish, people, prostitutes...
Everything so strange you thing the next distination will be great view...
DISTANCE
BUT AT THE END YOU GOT AN HIPPO, ELEPHANT AND GIRRAFE AND START WATCHING ANIMAL PORN TO CHEER UP
Those creatures are fucked up
We blame em just to feel good about ourseld
People old
Youngsters
And kids
Over here the paragraph is not so long, it a short list of people which I don't want to see.
Different bins for different stuff
What next?
Coffin casket
One for each part of the body
We got eyes, head, hair,hands,legs,nails, toes...
Its useless
SHUTTT UPPP
Prostitutes not bad idea bit once you go there your sex life gets overrated.
Its like eating doritos with a politician which you hate.

We all idealize famous people
STOP DOING IT
STOP DOING IT
JUST FUCKING STOP DOING IT

THE PISS
POOP
FUCK AND EAT
ALRIGHT???
THEY ARE ALL NORMAL LIKE US JUST FUCK OFF
SHUT UP, CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND GO IN HELL FAGGOT

Sometimes I have voices in my head, so you suck
You stink
Nobody likes you
Just shut up
Almighty then
Sometimes specific voices are weird
The moment you fuck and you end up
Watching weird fucked porn

Yeah muffle
Sick fuck

V spot , AAA nigga in the spot

I hate people who clear their throats
Just awful noises
I am not saying its something cool or great its just awful
Its like intercourse between alien and human.
Which definitely is a adaptation start wars and DartVader has a strap on.

The throat clearing noises just annoys the crap out of me.
God?
He doesn't exist grow up
If he exist its definitely not a nice one just upset, vindictive... give me validation guy.
A whiny bastard.

When I see people just having fun I want the kick the shit out of em.
Yesterday the dude who was touching his fucking nude fingers... of his feet,no socks at all,he played with his sis hair, with her hands.
First of all sicko
Second of all loser
Third pathetic
Definitely I am not getting my spaghetti
Here is the thing which annoys me about this situation
He wanted me to make him laugh, to make him feel better about his life,to make him enjoy life.
Hey IDDDD-DDDDIOT
SHUT UP
STOP MOVING
JUST STAY THERE AND LEAVE ME ALONE

I hate it when people are cheap and give me less money.
Come on cheap motherfuckers leave over here
IN THIS 'UCKING ROOM A PILE OF CASH
It just annoys me cheap and at the same time some kinda crappy stupid motherfuckers which are pretentious.
I had 2 blowjobs this month shut up and stop whining I am chosing my food.

I am not fat, I am tall and skinny which for most of you is not possible the fat women outside are like.
"I SUCK GUYS DICKS FOR MONEY"
YEAH FAT FUCKO
YOU HAVE SWIMIMING SEMEM INSIDE YOUR STOMACH
Also one cool fact its impossible for you to achive this great physique.

I had chance recently to get blowjob,

definitely fuck off for the disgusting guy who started showing less respect and avoiding me, fuck off.

Little bit offtopic, the lady was old with pussy, great body, I guess I met somebody's mom and she was good in sucking at the end this bitch started saying stuff.
How tall are you?
Shoe size?
How tall are you?
Check this guy shoes
Come on shut up mom and leave me to watch the sexual intercourse between you and your new boyfriend.

Comedy: G-Y

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Over there that Guy he is GAAAAAAYYYYY

AND YEAH DEFINITELY DAVE ATTELL
METHOD MOUTH KISSING MEN
OH MEN AWFUL FUCK

SHE WAS PISSING IN FRONT OF THE restaraunt awful fuck.

I was at the cinema nachos are with hot sauce...
JUST TOO FUCKING HOT
TOO FUCKING HOT
I had pop corns,movie was moved up to another time projection. It reminds me for when I watch dog porn same shit over there, but I double the stakes by masturbating to other people's sucess.

The pop corns were just went too far, too saulty, some of them were burnt popcorn similar to the morgue when they burn the bodies and make them in dust.
Dust a term which I use after jacking off
Jacking off a term which I use when I hate myself and play with my jazz aka dick.


I had almost a great night if we skip the waiting process that everything finished and I am left alone.
In my dreams i am sucessfull fuck
In real life
Just an idiot who stares at women and suck at this whole game.
SO GIVE ME SOME NAPKINS, LUBE, CREAM AND WIPES
I AM PLANNING TO CREATE SOME MYSTERIOUS TAX INVASION

In books,movies and tv shows I am fucking good in starting them but not in finishing them.
I just fucking sad,I am awful person
Sex,blowjob in about 5 minutes max
HORRIBLE TIMING
AWFUL IN EXPLAINING THAT I DO NOT GET SECOND ERECTION AND ALDO IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LOOKS

I got banmed from one comedy place, two venues and I am definently killing it.

I hate it when people mess around with my food, really me becoming vegetarian?
Really?
This even is not food
No milk
No eggs
No meat
What the fuck?
No cheese
Really?
This is some kinda joke?
Really?
And we can go as far as saying "Eat Pussy", not "Meat".
First under eating what do you mean?
Eating the way I take my breakfast or eating the part where she finishes in your mouth or pisses and you go like...
"I ENJOY IT"
NO YOU NOT
YOU ARE NOT ENJOYING IT
ITS TASTELESS
WASTE OF TIME
AND KINDA STRANGE

Girls right now go with mode and we suck your dick... why you don't go over down?
Ovulation, diapers and kinda scared from the whole Lohness monster.

Here is stuff which I said first and nobody has said before or done ever.

When mom is naked at home sitting on chair and scratching her pussy, todler start masturbating.
When pedophile finishes fucking a kid says, "Mommy I am hungry".
When guy robs you to say "Its a compromised mission, I just take stuff"
When the father is fucking the mom the kid next door to start walking around in the room in circle and start to saying "Mommy, mommy...Why this guy is putting an object inside you".
When black guy fucks a chineese chick says "Mom I am stopping masturbation for a month.".

Life sucks so does traveling, 8 hours oh boy... oh men its like a girraffe in a casket case.

Yeah, yeah .. people have change so does I...
Thats why I took " THE BIG BREAK"

Comedy: More Extra

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

If the human body lets out 2 gallons of blood, you die. Its a hypothetical thing!

It really makese mad when I heard the words from a guy, "I am good with women"
and this happens bunch of nights in row with him when I am outside with him, no progress along the way.
What so far we can found out
Its
1) He is fake as fuck
2) Women are sperm deposit boxes

I can see that I am bombing
I am master in bombing in jokes
I just fail at every possible job, awful person.

I am spending time on buying cheap and tasty food, I do not have money to buy expensive fancy food.
Its too much money
It sucks
And nothing special
Just dishes made from shit with different food names.

I am thinking about taking break life is not that fun at all, just think about you do the same shit over and over and if you are like my african friend your life is meanigless and useless.
At least take my word!

I have moments in my life I forget and I start eating more, I am not getting fat because I am better than you.

I am not the part this type of person who fights, I am not just this type of guy.

I am eating all types of shitty food because I want to crush my "will".

Yeah right, call me sick but after all
I watch animal porn
Dick gets pussy
Or
How people are awful on dates and animals are horny and killing it.
Cats fucking
Chicken rape culture
Elephants oh boy its a fattie

Comedy: Wetback

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

COOL FACT
I ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE SEX
WITH HORSE...IT JUST MAKES
ME CUM
YUK
YUK
AS BITCH SAYS

I started losing MY MIND...
memory...I STARTED
FORGETTING STUFF AND I JUST CAN'T RECALL EM

I am taking break from comedy after so long time on stage, improv theater.. OPEN MICS
And even having the chance to go watch live comedy shows.

I am bolding and just awful booo reader I go throw the whole place, the same goes and for movies, tv shows...
Just an awful sucker

Have you seen your life
Its like a double dagger and its just shit
Correct me if I am wrong
IIII-IDIOT

No need to idealize people and start labeling stuff and always testing ourselfs.
All this shit is bullshit.

Lets be real once for all being normal aka average joe it really sucks, look at it idealizing people putting them on pedestal.
Oh men
Oh men
It really its God Awful
Its shit

Oh boy some people just say "I have friends"
No you don't
Move on fag
Grab a gag ball put it in your mouth and life is fucking great.

Really break, shut up

Still paintful about my ex.

She is over there to ride on the dick and leave. Those are her most essential goals.

My ex us smiling today!
Can you imagine this after me jerking off!???

Masturbation, porn
OH BOY
HAVE YOU DONE IT?
ITS SO WEAK
ITS SIMILAR TO GAY THING
BUT HORRIBLE BECAUSE AT THE END YOU FIND OUT IT WASN'T SOFT NORMAL PORN YOU WERE WATCHING ANIMALS BANGING EACH OTHER AND THE MOST FUCKED PART ITS NOT ON TV.

Comedy: Truth and Nothing More

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Have you seen those fat ones which stare at you when you go unhealthy.
Hey, fattie you lost your chsnce stop staring at me, you became fat, you gained weight and right now this food which I sm consuming is on your "Forbbiden List".
OH SO SAD
THE FATTIE CAN'T HAVE FUN

Have you ever had that level of experience
Where you stare at somebody's feet nails and then you feel extreme levels of disgust.
I fo jerk off and play with my dick but nails fuck it.

I am equvalent of all fuckos hard
dick compromises none
Difinetly none

People choose and are picky. I ANYWAYS
BUCKLE UP AND FUCK EVERYTHING STILL THINKING ABOUT ANIMAL PORN

But still spirtual exorcism
Tireless hopeless monkey!

Its so strange it gives me goosebunps but isn't it strange after you cum like some kinda dead popping out of the coffin, we talk about blowjobs.

One time I had chance to go out and meet one cute,sexy, hot blonde girl. But unfortunately I decided to leave the place and go home and cry.

Lately have you read the news?
Dead
Rapist
Pedophiles
Oh men I am so depressed from that because nothing really happens outside great headlines and bored as fuck.
Really that fuck has a car?
Whoa!
Whoa!

Recently I was at pizza place, I saw a dead cockroach. Still got the pizza, but right there at thar moment.
I asked myself two basic question
Am I so poor?
And
From what is made this fucking pizza that cockroach has been found dead?

We all are here for the entertaiment, watch tv shows, realities, videos,clips... and just a break from stand up.

Comedy: Raw Material

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Porn is something which I find myself to watch when I am bored when my sexual life sucks.
Yeah Get Over It

Just bad at sex
Anxious, stressed, pissed an urge
Food alergy
Life is combination low tolerance kick it.

I had an girlfriend no sex
Why?
Because I am just awful dickhead,virgin and person who constantly sabotage his sexual life.
So much sexual jokes
My brain is like junkyard

I am living with my mom and her two parents, sadly their alive mein father is dead.
It really annoys me people when they do those annoying noises while they sleep.
Come on stop it
Come on stop it
ITS FUCKED UP
IT RUINS MY SLEEP
AND ITS HORRIBLE WAY TO SLEEP

My mom always angry at me
Because thats how you treat children which you never wanted at first place.

From 13th up to 43 degrees
Sounds like typical bowel movement, I shit and piss but 43 degrees temperature what the fuck?

3 wounded prople after shooting
Its seemen in sandbox

I was recently with a friend he has poop orgasm. He wants poop in a women mouth, wants to piss over women... already he has done it.
Dated bunch of time 15-16 year olds and he had intercourse
His father fucks 08 girls, which over 13
AND ITS NOT RAPE
If we Got Moral for the whole story that is that next time you look your wife, just be sure you have picked the right one.

I have been masturbating for a long fucking time.
Some people just at this olympic sport.

Have you seen Pogo dance
That type of metal dance
Its totally mental

Metal concert
Crazy
Screw up
Come on thats whats happens when you take hard type of drugs and alcohol.
Just high fucking levels
Still fucking left out from life

Getting pcr ITS LIKE GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BUT FOR FREE!