Thursday 7 March 2024

Comedy: At Least A Kill

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag


A kill???

Ukraine pussy gets very wet
...
Is it because of the war?
Wet vagina

The story continues by presenting
Humans are
Pesticides
Its a fact
Its a crazy fact
Swallow it and continue with eatig insects, dumb fuck.

There is open and closed relationship
...
With older people much easy do be done
...
Open casket
Close the casket
(Juat streaming too much comedy)

I hate sparings
Most of them imply fast and aggression
What the fuck

Nowadays you
See women spitting on the ground
Mission destruction of genders

Oyyy
Oooooy Robin do you speak yeedish

Shit in a basket you
Fool
Shit in a orchestra
You suck

Fuck you I don't care
AI GF
HOW ABOUT
A TO I FUCK YOU

I DON'T CARE

Ughh yikes
Yikes
He looks like a walking rat with an east infection.

Yup, yeah

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag


People use overrated situations, words to explain stuff.
You don't talk with words which you don't know if you mostly will sound idiotic. I am comming back with another job not even sure where is going to go this one. I am rolling dices and lets see what  happen, lets hope for the best.

I have put on print a lot of transcripts it could be like 30-40 works of people just on paper and I am reading it.
Donald Trump has the same speech pattern like Adolf Hitler both of them are master crowd gatherers.
Eddie Murphy two specials and nothing else in comedy world.
Amy Schumer sucks as comedian lets go with this jab.
Another one is that if you are a beautiful woman you don't need to do comedy, why you are doing it?
You ain't funny periods aren't funny.

SO NOW THIS IS IN PLACE
YOU PULL OUT YOUR POCKET
CARD SEXIST AND YOU LABEL ME WITH FEW MORE DUMB LABELS.

Authentic, authenticity I thinks its overated and this is my take on it.
A lot of self help books, motivation videos
Its mental Masturbation than in any form of use.
Yeah, be authentic
What does that mean?
Fuck
Julien fucking idiots
You came out with Shift which was women abuse 1 on 1
Then you came with other bullshit courses which you say topgame
Tengame or some kinda of this form of shit.
Yeah there are seduction courses, tons of master classes but in my opinion is you could have watched ton of them and still be idiot.
Sometimes more of something doesn't propose any use.

Right now I am thinking about authenticity
Its B.S. label to buy more courses.
To be authentic means to reject old stuff
Everything
Then you pull out the rabbit out of the hat then without magician and hat what does with the rabbit happen?
Just useless rabbit sometimes your problems make you... the you
Another bullshit self help motto

Friday 3 November 2023

Comedy: Homeless

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag


Yo, yo ho vas kadaaa

People dying pff another day for free fucking + free food.
I like stores with free candy favourite shop

I like church money, less fucking and food.
Sounds like a mission bad accomplishment

The immunity system is like my dick
It gets to connect the dots when it gets triggered.

Bacteria increasing durring blowout of candles sounds like the perfect blowjob.
Swap places, PLEASE!

Culturely most articles are biased
At the same time most articles aee just made up shit.
Lets move on the most important part that is
Rape
Rape is a concept
Its not something in which we need put so much emotions.
Its bad to jerk off
Its bad to rape
What the fuck?
Your wallet could be raped
By a gold digger
If you try to pay and open doors, pay for stuff hard trying
If you don't you are scumbag those are the labels
If a girl try to get my money and no sex at all
Just neglected fucked up patient
If she tries to pay desparate freak.
Forcing on someone its a life changing experience some people suck at comedy.

Lets say its you and
Move on quickly and easily
Lets say that you need to end up in hospital you fucking freak.
Lets say that you are wrong and I am right.
There is rape kiss
And still sex improves your life
And sexless life destroys your life.

Keep stealing
One thing its not written you are just
A impostor
And you are nothing more.

Some people keep chasing
They Keep running

When you are studying in uni
Your arguments are in protection of university.

Femmi boys
Female guys
Are comming from water
When there hormones in the water
+
In the chicken
...
What did you get when you sum up the numbers?
Gay guys.



Tuesday 24 October 2023

Just Dumb (Part 2)

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

I am just dumb and thats a fact just shut up and listen I am in the subway. Its a hot line for lies and cheaters, grifters, scammers. Scam be damn to be scammed
Say hurtful words and get punched
Life is pretty basic
Be or become.

Some primates have sex partners or lets say master practioners with which they practice love.
Love is a skill
Love mhm gets as far as emotion.
My name is Jack and please cross this sentence Love is a skill.
It's a made up thing like the books which you keep reading the creepypastas you keep listening to to, the dumb songs which you keep hearing.

Daniel
And
Samuel
Evan
And
Peter
And
George
And
Parkee
All of them lie
They continue lie they could have abilities like to tell good stories and have a talent to put it out on paper but honestly they waste their talent under water by just being lazy fucking lairs.

LAZZZZZYYY
FUCKING LIARS
MY TEETH ALL OF THEM GOT REMOVED
FUCK GOD
THIS FUCKING DOUBLE DECKED BASTARD


Just Dumb (Part 1)

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Does it make me horrible person my father is death... its my fault. Almost my fault I have been doing therapy because my mom said that I have suicidal tendencies the near upcomming future days I will be at hospice then mental institution which almost near to prison but at least in prisoon you are over there because YOU DID HORRIBLE THING
YOU COULD BE FIXED
IN MENTAL INSTITUTIONS YOU ARE BROKEN.

LIKE A PUZZLE WHICH NEVER REaches the point to get together.
I hate stuff, I hate people, I hate religion, I hate my parents, I hate my granny my granfather is his late years and its horrific thing to see people you know just slowly dying.
Its not learning process its the lies which we keep telling to us, meaningless spiral anger at the same time rotating at the axis of religion.
Because religion is a figment of lies.

My name is Jack and I want to tell you my story.




Monday 16 October 2023

Wennet

By VeNgeR GrEenTag


 Is it the whole goal, the whole idea crippling guilt plus at the same baggage of negative emotion?

I even don't write rhis shitty story with shitty act ending just fuck you
Fuck it
Fuck em

Thats my opinion its worthless its useless
Average family get to argue
Being poor just makes you be more angry at the same time just worthless human being rich improves your choice you get to be superior thats life.
Superiority vs poor people who kill

Poor people have got, isn't outrageous devil at the God?
Devil is more powerful than  God
God the almighty creator
The all-knowing, all-powerful.
Which for me sounds like outrageous claim anyways prisons are filled with new beon christians or lets say new born christian virgin. Which is another crazy thing about relgion, like believing in God gives you the card of claiming outrageous stuff and saying fallible things about the world.
People who are believers are gullible human beings not honest but dishonest not light but people who are delusional.
So now shut up.

Being rich is supposed to make you better person in theory but in practical terms it gets somewhere other place.
People say be polite not rude
Nice but don't be an asshole
Everything sounds great on paper but take it look it when you need be master practionier. 


I am saying bullshit
I am going to shut up
Everything gets to be sum up to logical fallacies

Tuesday 12 September 2023

Comedy: Stop Doing It

 By VeNgeR GrEenTag

Wow... crazy story
My prostitute mom was in hospital with oxygen mask.

Jerry Seinfield is the most worst comic ever lived in this planet.
This guy should be dead by now
Career
Amd everything...
Here is everything which comedy it isn't.

Lash out fuck
Guttered fuck

If you are against heterosexuals
You should
Heterophob

I have a joke for disable people
But they are handicap and not comming.
I have a joke for deaf people
But thet can't wait to hear it

Yesterday I went to see my  relatives
I only saw the dead one
Unfortunetally too cold conversation, probably thats why he is dead not good in convos.

What's the best punchline
And my mom new friend
His her brother not from bloodline
The same goes for my therapist she is my  mom she takes care of me, but unfortunately I pay for  talking.
The same goes for shemales that' my father... one of this shemales. But unfortunely no penetration its like wasted biscuit.
So she brought a new guy in home muscular guy, sounds like one more mistake after my bedroom masturbation.

Dead moms are
Like dicks which are not in erected state.
Just useless

- Name this joke dead mom in casket
- Name this joke children should Die as soon as possible
- Name this joke hope everybody dies
- Name This joke gay communities are like fat communities just ...
- I hate my grandparents



Comedy: At Least A Kill

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